I Don't Recall Breaking Two Mirrors

Mood: happy

Today I had to go to Staples to by a new protracter because my daughter broke the one I had in a fit of frustration. I wasn't in the store about five minutes when I had to go to the bathroom. You know the feeling, like if you don't get to go RIGHT NOW...everyone within three hundred yards is going to wish they had never been born! Thank God they are nice enough to put in public restrooms. Anyway, after relieving myself I decided to buy two daily lesson planners for next school years because they can be hard to come by. They were on the shelf that was situated slightly higher than my head and when I was trying to pick through the various pretty colors two of them slid down off the shelf and slammed me in the mouth. All of this happened in front of the store clerk who , of course, had to ask me if he could help me with anything. Sure, tape my mouth up and give me the books for free! Aside from the embarressment I finished buying my stuff and then went out the door to be faced with the odd feeling of not knowing which car was mine since there weretwo cars like mine. I knew which one was mine but there was this sensation that it might not have been. It's the pills doing this. It was kind of strange though and my head felt weird. I was glad when I got home.