LIMERICKS
A widow, who hailed from Stoke Poges
Tried hard to stay utterly gorgeous
She tinted her hair,
and botoxed just here
'Cos her taste in young men was outrageous.
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My dog Ben is a bit of a walley
Sometimes driving me clean off my trolley.
He wolfs all his feed,
Pulls hard on his lead
And tries to have sex with my brolly
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A lad who hailed from Dundalk
Had trouble when using a fork
Which was plain to see
For when eating his tea,
The peas went all over the floor.
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A young Scot we used to call Jock
Always wore tartan socks
Although slightly built
He looked good in his kilt
As he jogged round the shores of the loch
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A friend I used to call Eddy
With a young lady was going out steady
He wined her and dined her,
Could not have been kinder
But for sex she just was not ready.
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A lady who came from Darjeeling
Gave me a peculiar feeling
When she gave me a kiss,
T’was absolute bliss
And sent all of my senses a'reeling
