How does someone staple a finger?
Dearest Diary, July 26, 2006
Okay, so obviously I have way too much time to thing and have come up with an entire entry based on staplers and stapling things. How and why did I come up with this, well I watched Office Space last night and I went off on a tangent thinking about it and so I had to share with you my lovely diary.
Okay so I actually used to work with a guy just like this, he is now retired. It just makes me wonder how some people get attached to non-living items like a stapler. However I do understand the stapler thing a bit....hear me out...
1) some staplers constantly jam
2) some staplers only fit certain size staples and not standard staples
3) some have really cool colors!
and 4) quality is something to look for if your a paper pusher
Okay, so I have spent way too much time coming up with this crap huh! But being a paper pusher I do understand the need to have quality staples and staplers, or else you have to use paper clips and those other clippy things, or the clam clip things, which just aren't the same.
So has anyone ever stapled thier finger out there? CUrious, ,as I never have stapled my own finger, I have stapled my shirt (it had big ol sleeves on it) on accident to a stack of papers...the sleeve got mixed up in it and I just stapled it all together that was fun! Shoulda started a new fashion trend with that one! Anyways, back to the original question here, I just don't get how someone can staple their own finger...I mean first off you gotta have small fingers to fit under some of the stapler heads anyway, and then you are staring right at the damn thing while using the stapler...how did you "miss" seeing your finger in the path? I just don't get it...someone please explain!
