(Historical) Naked Pictures and Paintings of Kings and Queens
There once was a lad named MacGruder
who met a young nude, and he wooed her
She thought it was crude
To be wooed in the nude
But MacGruder was shrewder and he
_______ her!
There once was a woman from Reeling
Who sensed an unusual feeling
She fell on her back
And opened her crack
And alas! She pissed on the ceiling!
