http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye On Society, Sex & Sexuality, Politics, Philosophy, Literature, Arts and Analyses of Poop recently scraped off my carpet..... With much sarcasm, satire and (hopefully) humor injected....That's the world from my perspective, written as I sit writhing in dampened Depends - A WEBLOG BY BRYAN DYE. en brydye brydye Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:29:16 +0100 daily 1     I'd never taken any before; this was all spontaneous and a certain foxy lady gave me a Viagra pill (she was hoping for a full 4 hours worth):  I didnt have a water wash, and I swallowed it TOO SLOW....  SO all I got was.....A STIFF NECK!     " Hey, there's Bob!......."    has anyone seen and disliked the 'Enzyte' TV ads? In them, the fabricated smiles on everyone's faces, and the symbolism of huge phallices are really weird!  It's a commercial for enlarging one's penis..... Wed, 16 Feb 2005 00:29:16 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/Forget-Cialis-and-Viagra/10/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/Forget-Cialis-and-Viagra/10/ When I was in college.....   I had this male buddy who was new to having a live-with girlfriend but was trying to be really harmonious at it...  So one Sunday, when she was ill and bed-ridden, she asked him to go to the ONE drugstore in our little college town because she was out of tampons, and obviously needed them!  There was much protest and childish sighing before he agreed to, but Charlie (my buddy) saw secure reinforcement in asking me to accompany him.  At the Walgreen's we looked and looked in every appropriate aisle, but could NOT find them. Probably out-of-stock. It was Sunday evening and the store was very crowded.  I urged the timid Charlie to ask someone, but he demurely refused. We proceeded to a check out line anyway.....without the goods.  With a lengthy parade behind us, we got up to the male cashier. Charlie and I looked at each other - Charlie was beet red.  So I knew I had to do the asking. I leaned over to... Mon, 14 Feb 2005 18:00:41 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/MEN-BUYING-TAMPONS/9/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/MEN-BUYING-TAMPONS/9/     Dear Readers,  I'm so happy we can share this editorial time together. I have much to say, and to learn too.   These weblogs are wonderful! We can teach each other, learn things; share information and techniques. And be entertained, too!   For instance, I'm relaxing after work right now...having a Martini...excuse me a sec.  Aaahhh...that was good! I drained the glass.   The "logs" are so wonderful and helpful. And you are too, dear reader. I just don't have enough time in the day to read everyone's weblogs and satiate my thirst for knowledge and entertainment...speaking of thirst, scuse me again.  Ever have a martini? This one's with lemon peels. So good, so tasty...I've now made myself a pitcher of them, wish you were here to help dirnk few of them.  where was I? Oh, yes. It's nice to have YOU and these loogs. Some arent that great or funny or interesting, but still somm are good yoknow?  It would be... Wed, 02 Feb 2005 03:21:01 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/GREETINGS-DEAR-READERS-LET-HAVE-DRINK-TOGETHER/8/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/GREETINGS-DEAR-READERS-LET-HAVE-DRINK-TOGETHER/8/     I hate Rascism & Bigotry! (for the record, I'm caucasian)  Like M&Ms candy, all colors and races are WONDERFUL and delicious. (And the same on the inside?...)  Reduce mankind to "common denominators" - according to Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, ALL of us..black, brown, red, yellow, white, etc...have the basic wants and needs of shelter, food & water, being appreciated... love, recreation, ...and the intense desire for an early Tax refund!  All it takes is for One to indulge in races and cultures NOT their own, as I have, to appreciate and familiarize oneself with the beauty, benefits, and significance of another's race or culture. I HATE RASCISM AND BIGOTRY!  Black really is Beautiful! Brown skins are wonderful too! The Yellow race has just as much to offer, as do the Red cultures, and even us whites (although I'm starting to have doubts about some of us 'crackers').  Everyone should be treated equally as a... Wed, 02 Feb 2005 02:57:35 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/On-Racial-Bigotry/7/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/On-Racial-Bigotry/7/    Dear Diary (Jan. 31st),  Should I ask B. to go out with me? Probably NOT, if she won't even tell me the rest of the letters in her name..  A strange greenish and milky substance is oozing out of my processor, which is also smoking wildly. Is this a bad sign?  Electronic machines are smarter than we think--and they are related. Today I kicked my processor when the browser wasn't transitioning...later, when I went to my bank's ATM machine and inserted my card, the screen message appeared: "Are you the guy who kicked that Pentium?" (Whereupon it spit my bank card back out at me, hitting me in the forehead, opening a surgical-like gash which bled profusely)       Wed, 02 Feb 2005 02:34:20 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/DEAR-DIARY/4/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/DEAR-DIARY/4/     "Man is NOT the only animal that kills for food, but rather the ONLY one which kills for beverages."  "There is no comparison between SEX in a loving relationship, AND pure meaningless SEX....However, as 'meaningless things' go, it's MY favorite!"  "Psycho-analytically speaking: I seek a 'return to the womb'.......Anybody's!!!"  Goldstein was dying as he lie face-down in a pool of blood, in his own department store he's owned for many years. With his last ounce of strength, he used his finger to scrawl out a message written in blood: "PRICES SLASHED! EVERYTHING MUST GO!!!"   "My brain is my second favorite organ!"     Tue, 01 Feb 2005 21:05:56 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/TRIBUTE-TO-WOODY-ALLEN-quotes/5/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/TRIBUTE-TO-WOODY-ALLEN-quotes/5/     The first dinner during the first day, 12-yr-old Seth was seated and ready to partake of his first family meal in ages. He was more accustomed to the group home, as he had been deemed a psychiatric adolescent and taken from his abusive parents.  Seated with us at the table were my brother and his wife, my grandma, an aunt, and my mother. The smoke was still rising from a sumptuous pot roast atop the dinner table.  My brother said grace and we all smiled at each other after the "amen." We were ready to dig in. Seth then asked, "Will you excuse me while I go to the bathroom first?" I nodded in the affirmative.  But he just sat there, unmoving at first. Then he sort of squirmed in his seat, and manifested a wry, dubious smerking smile on his face. Then, a look of relief and a sigh.  The stench gave  him away, to our revulsion. He just kind of chuckled to our reponse.  Well, back to the Group Home. ... Tue, 01 Feb 2005 08:45:09 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/I-tried-Being-a-Foster-Parent/6/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/I-tried-Being-a-Foster-Parent/6/    For a Good Time, contact: NakedThaiUnderageNaziLesbianHookersWithDeformities@rockyourcock .com   (Actually, NOT all are from Thailand, but all DO wear Swastikas, are young but probably legal in Mississippi; some are bi/others lesbian/all are hookers-call to negotiate donation; diverse range of deformities available)                               Tue, 01 Feb 2005 02:56:06 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/SELECT-ESCORT-SERVICE-Legalized-Prostitution/3/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/SELECT-ESCORT-SERVICE-Legalized-Prostitution/3/     Seriously, WHAT IS THE MOST DREADED DISEASE TO MAN???  That is, Man, as opposed to all mankind, or to woman....just to the gender, "Man"  (Answers appear upside down at end of column)   Pick one :   A. diarrhea                     B. penis envy                    C. prostate hypertrophy   D. menstruation                     E. vaginal rigor mortis "during act" (aka: lockjaw pussy)                  F. the common "CLAP"       (ANSWERS: *8rtysdoi 84ijfslk jsnsldkjtr -=-45553%#$)   Tue, 01 Feb 2005 02:50:04 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/CENTER-FOR-DISEASE-CONTROL-quiz/2/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/CENTER-FOR-DISEASE-CONTROL-quiz/2/ We are so glad that faggot 'SpongeBob' was 'outted'....  Think of all the little kids that might run out and fondle the genitals (or do much worse!) of their same gender little friends, inspired by the insidious homosexual appetite of Mr. Spongie...   As a youth, I recall TV heroes like Batman & Robin, obviously gay-in-tights buddies, as well as The Lone Ranger & Tonto (know what Kimosabe REALLY means??? oringially, he said this with a pronounced lisp, but it was censored)..and don't make me even tell you the TRUTH about Tarzan and Cheetah!  I bet Pres. Bush & his Pseudo-Christian right wing never-admit-to-masturbating pundits are chuckling about Gay SpongeBob even now.... Mon, 31 Jan 2005 06:46:59 +0100 http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/Teletubbies-and-Gay-Ness/1/ http://www.blogigo.co.uk/brydye/Teletubbies-and-Gay-Ness/1/