DEAR DIARY
Mood: alilomelithic
Listening to: animal sounds
Dear Diary (Jan. 31st),
Should I ask B. to go out with me? Probably NOT, if she won't even tell me the rest of the letters in her name..
A strange greenish and milky substance is oozing out of my processor, which is also smoking wildly. Is this a bad sign?
Electronic machines are smarter than we think--and they are related. Today I kicked my processor when the browser wasn't transitioning...later, when I went to my bank's ATM machine and inserted my card, the screen message appeared: "Are you the guy who kicked that Pentium?" (Whereupon it spit my bank card back out at me, hitting me in the forehead, opening a surgical-like gash which bled profusely)
