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Jun 27, 2006 at 09:41 o\clock

What do you do with your undies?

Listening to: my son playing with his friend

So I am at my Grandmothers and I am helping her move. I am cleaning out cupboards and throwing things out. Wrapping, stacking, packing.

I call her...(I need help deciding what she wants to keep and/or give to charity)

So there I am as she walks out from another room, looking bothered. I ask her to help me and she says that she is too busy.

She said that she had to throw out her underpants. I say... well, ok but that will only take a second and then she can help me.

Oh no! She says. "I have to cut the crutches out of them first. They are old and stained and I dont want people finding them at the dump and using them."

I explain that no one will find them, let alone use them. And even if they did, they would NEVER TRACE THEM BACK TO HER!

She walks away and continues............. for two hours she cuts the bloody crutches out of her undies.

It was one of the most insane sights that I have ever witnessed.

God love her.... she is well over 90.


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