just for laughs

Mood: tired
Listening to: music

well at first i ike to say that this blog is completly humor based if i  should offend anybody  in there believes or anything  i really am sorry this was not my intension to do.

 

70 virgins , thats what you get wehn you blow youre self up  to punish the dis believers.

that sounds really cool doesnt it .  by the press of one button  you get 70 virgins, and you go to heaven.

there you can do what ever you want  with  70 virgins.

but the thing that struc me when hearing this is . so there virgins and theres 70 of em .

welll if you do the nasty  yoiuy will run out of birginds in 70 days or even less.

and why are they virgine?

=would be scary though if you open the gates of heaven and 70 5 year olds run towards you , you  pissed go to  =the office in heaven and demand to speak to  the manager.

angryly you tell him you feel fucked by the 70 5 year old girls.

and the guy goes  hey there virgine and there are 70 of em .

or what  if the  gates open and you see 70 dread fu ll ugly woman standing there,

so ugly you go damn nowonder youre so ugly.

and there have been w lot of blowing ups in the world so i think heaven must  be running out of virgins.