horror cliches
Mood: kinda angry
Listening to: systemn of a down
why are there so many horror movies cliche's . i mean , american teenagers in movies dont know how to drive, there always making accidents.
and why do they always need to have sex in slasher movies, come on unfunctional nudity is fun but not when it is this lame .
(woman)ohw no three of oure friends are murreder, no more butchered to death what are we going to do now(man) well i think it a good idea if werr gone shag like rabbits, so you wil scream like a slag. so the killer will know where we are so he can easily find us, making us both scream before getting axed to death, making the 2 other survivors think that were screaming beguas we were shagging. (woman) euhm well that sounds completly idiotic , ok lets do it
and why do they always scream when the killer is in front of them, i mean RUN YOU FRIKING IDIOT HE IS CARRYNG AN AXE HE IS NOT RUNNING AS FAST AS YOU .
and not to speak about the motives for the slaucher.
WELL SUZIE YOU SEE IN KINDERGARTEN WE WERE A COUPOLE AND YOU KISSED JONNY WHILE MARY AND JOHN HELD ME BACK AND BUCK PULLED DOWN MY PANTS, AND THATS WHY THEY HAD TO DIE .
and why is there always one slag , one jock, one junk and a nerd in those movies , and who survives ???? indeed the nerd. and why ? did killers become political correct all of the sudden .
like there in court and the judge goes. ok mister cavania, you slauchtered 4 of youre 5 frienfdd the only one who survived is there behind you , we alreadfy know why you did it , so we are going to log you up . OBJECTION YOU'RE HONOUR, although my client has murdered hsi friends he only killed the racist , the sports jerk hi on steriods, the school slag and the drop out junkie ,objection sustaned , mister cavania you are free to go and i think i speak for the rest of this court room thank you for ridding the world of them pests .
and there are never any original killings, you have the axe in the head , the knife in the back, the ever popular decapitation , and not to forget the skewer death .
come on think of something more origional ,and dont copy eachother. a man in a hokey mask is ok but not if there will be more masked killers .
