bushes bird speach
Mood: happy
Listening to: dir en grey
a couple of days back the new hit me that bush was hit by bird shit , im thinking he will respond like this .
my fellow americans
a couple a days back, after that dutch guy the hoop sceffer left,
i was attacked by a bird, this un provoked act of terrorism will not be left unpunished,
in retaliation of this act of terrorism whe have executed both big bird and his little friend tweety for issuing the what we believe teroristic code I TINK I TAW A PUTTY TAT.
by setting this example to bird extremist all over the world, we hope this will be an isolated incident.
to preserve oure saftey we got the best the police of america has to ofeer , we hired reno 911.
We are now looking into the where abouts of the leader of this flock of birrds, so far whe have found none, and that made me decide to throw cluster bombs on central park.
furthermore i am happy to tell you my suit was not destroyed in the attack , if it was e would have send it to the president of france as a going away gift.
in these times of fear , we must look out for the birds in oure suroundings, becuas you dont know if that sweet singing bird from youre next door elderly neighbour will turn into a bird extremist an shit all over her
to keep safety we removed all bird seed from grocery stores, we will try to provoke a realiation from the birds to see who there leader is .
we also do belive the birds cary wmd's we dont know how the birds got this far in the hatred for america and her citisens , but we do belive the dodo is at the core of this.
thank you verymuch
