just for laughs

Mar 4, 2006 at 23:02 o\clock

reasons why timetravel sucks

people are always talking about  time travel.

but the forget the downsides of going to the future or to the past .

for instance if you go to the future u  can meet this wonderfull girl  who likes the same things you do. you fuck her and next thing you find out its youre grandchild.

an other reason why going to the future sucks is seeing the old you with the old  wife  seeing that  could seriuosly fuck up youre  relation ship. becuas now you know how youre girlfriend is gona look in  6o years.

 

and going to the past is also  screwed up. if for instance you would  by accident  make love to youre grandmother who is youre age than you could turn out to be youre own grand dad,

 

youre clothes would be found weird and youd be killed. or worse , a fashion idol.

 

going through time would make jean cluade van damme  come after you  together with those other timecops , and that is also something you wouldnt like .

and with all the speed limits you couldnt get you're delorian at the good speed to  timetravel and what if you got flashed  for speeding.

 

tap ap ,sir please lower youre window, did you know how hard you were driving   

well officer i think nearly lightspeed.

 thats right sir and what the maximum speed limit on this time strip?

euh  the speed of sound?

yes the speed of sound  so that means you shot past that  with billions of speed more .

so that would make you have to pay one billion  now money

 

wouldnt that be bad  if you  got that ?

 

so life now and  dont go timetraveling nothing good can come from it