70 virgins
Mood: tired
Listening to: music
well at first i ike to say that this blog is completly humor based if i should offend anybody in there believes or anything i really am sorry this was not my intension to do.
70 virgins , thats what you get wehn you blow youre self up to punish the dis believers.
that sounds really cool doesnt it . by the press of one button you get 70 virgins, and you go to heaven.
there you can do what ever you want with 70 virgins.
but the thing that struc me when hearing this is . so there virgins and theres 70 of em .
welll if you do the nasty yoiuy will run out of birginds in 70 days or even less.
and why are they virgine?
=would be scary though if you open the gates of heaven and 70 5 year olds run towards you , you pissed go to =the office in heaven and demand to speak to the manager.
angryly you tell him you feel fucked by the 70 5 year old girls.
and the guy goes hey there virgine and there are 70 of em .
or what if the gates open and you see 70 dread fu ll ugly woman standing there,
so ugly you go damn nowonder youre so ugly.
and there have been w lot of blowing ups in the world so i think heaven must be running out of virgins.
