there are no dumb questions only dumb answers .
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre
Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten."
Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.
Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same
offense.
Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg.
Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built
with his own hands.
Net humorist Tina Mancuso collects and shares strange statements in fifth and
sixth grade science papers:
Question: What is one horsepower? Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy
it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second.
We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed
for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.
To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists solutions are
things that are still all mixed up.
You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to
getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never
been able to make out the numbers.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as
many H's as O's.
Clouds are high flying fogs.
