the bigest mistery revealed.
yes i have done it i spend 22 years of my life trying to solve this mistery .
realy a mistery that went so deep that the evry goverment is involved in it.
mulder scully eat youre hart out.
where does the donut hole go ?
i mean you eat the donut and its gone but it was there when you bought it.
you even paid for the hole but you never had the change to eat it. or experiance the hole.
just ask the baker to sell you a donut with out a hole it isnt there..
so where does this hjole go? does it add up to some huge blackhole in the sky that will suck earth in ?
well acording to nasa it isnt (thank god)
but than where does it go and why dooes it go there?
so i went to the great knowitall YOGHURT.
after some spaceballs merchandise comercials he gave me a fortune cookie and told me the asnwer would be revealed to mee when the time was right, i had to remeber to oen the cookie before eating it..
after that i thought hey maybee the dutch goverment knows where it goes.
but they avoided my questions , hmm thats interesting.
so i went to mister bush.
he also avoided the question but mumbled something about saddam and weapons of mass destruction.
so iwent to see him.
saddam told me i had to go see his brother sodamn insane
so i went to iraq and spoke to him .
he told me that saddam didnt hide the weapons in the holes collected from all over the world.
ok thats good.
he told me that it was a conspiracy against the world.
after dssome nice meal and a drink i had to go .
than i though maybe whe can cath the hole. maybe it can be caught.
so i formed a team of people who pretend to be smart. and whe tried to capture the donut hole but nothing workeed still it disapeared.
suddenly one of my team members noticed a hole in his pants that wasnt there before.
when whe started to research the hole in his pants the army barged in and arrested uus becuas whe were being spies.
whe were locked up and interogated by a memeber of each country about what whe knew about the jhole of the donut.
most of my team snaped but i refused to speak .
i was tortured for days weeks and even months (Thats why i couldnt post)
i kept thinking about the donut hole and the hole in the jeans of my team member.
at that moment it struck me .
the hole doesnt go anywhere the goverment pays for clothing to magnitise the hole of the donut so it will fall on the clothing and gradually it will get in youre clothes.
after some illegal experiments my theory proofed to be wrong.
when i was lying on my bed an angel came to me and said .
ato ant thou wishes to know where the hole of the donut goes.
i knodded .
the angel smiled and said the hole of the donut is made by the world leaders evry donut hole turns into an asshole so one day those assholes will rule the world. the most holes and assholes go to france, meaning that many french are infact assholes(if i offend you in any way im sorry)
the only way to stop them is to entrap the donut hole.
to do this put the donut on a paper whitee preferee and circly the hole on the paper. than slice it up and than eat it.
so if you want to stop the assholes from taking over the world entrap the donut hole or ban this produckt becuas the world leaders are using them to rule the world.
damn the army is back have to run
