outsmarting a teacher
me as a dutch guy like to use the word fuck.
but people kept telling me i was swaering and when even my teacher told me not to use the word unless i could proof that it wasnt a swaer word.
the smart guy thought that he had won becuas id never could proof it.
bad for him i found this and told him this (thanks to the people of monthy python)
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck.
Out of all the words that begins with the letter f, fuck is the only word revered to as the f word it’s the one magical word just by it sound can describe pain pleasure hate and love.
Fuck as most words in the English vocabulary is derived from German, the word frighen witch means to strike.
In English fuck falls into many dramaticle categories. As an transitive verb for instance “john fucked Shirley “ as an intransitive verb “Shirley fucks”its meaning is not always sexual it can be used as an adjective like “john’s doing all the fucking work.” as part of an adverb “Shirley talks to fucking much.” As an adverb enhancing and adjective “Shirley is fucking beautiful.” As a known I don’t give a fuck” as part of a word” absofuckinglutly or infuckingcedrible” and as almost every word in the sentence” fuck the fucking fuckers”.
As you must realise there aren’t many word with the versatility of fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as fraud “I got fucked at the used car lot” dismay ”ahh fuck it”.
Trouble”I guess I’m really fucked now”. Aggression” don’t fuck with me buddy “. Difficulty “I don’t understand this fucking question.” in cowry “who the fuck was that?” dissatisfaction” I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.” Incompetence “he’s a fuck off” dismissal”why don’t you go out side and play hide and go fuck yourself”.
I think you can think of more examples. With all of the multipurpose applications how can anybody be offended when you use the word I say use this unique and flexible word more often in you’re daily speech it will identify the quality of you’re character immediately .
Say it loudly and proudly fuck you .
so when anybody tells you the word is a bad word or even when youre teacher is telling you not to use tell him this and see how he reackts, my teacher for one was mad i never seen him that mad.
