just for laughs

you know i dont het why people date. especialy man . they have to pay for the drinks and the cinema. even when the girls says she will pay to she expects the guy to turn the offer down. else you wont get the Call mee line, but the it was nice well see ya line. but being single bites too. so i thought what the hell lets go to a datingsite. thinking this was the cheapest way to date becuas a site doesnt deplete youre walet.

Mood: moody
Listening to: jim carrey

at an high school reunion the populair kids from than are talking about how many people that are under them .
mike:well at the last count there were 49 people under me.
john: thats nothing i have 150 people under me
james:phoe thats all i have 200 people under me
than the school push over comes . mark: where you talking about? all three: about how much people there are under us.
mike:so mark how many people arethere under you , 1 or -2?
they all laugh
mark: well about 500 and there are coming more evry day.
all three are staring at mark
james: but what do you for a living than ?
mark: who me ? im a caretaker

Mood: moody
Listening to: earosmith :living on the edge

a bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods
the bear turns to the rabit and asks"pardon me but do you have problems with shit sticking to youre fur?
and the rabbit says no
so the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit