Mundanity

Listening to: Propellerheads

The inserting of cutlery into containers for washing, drying or access:

Why?  Why do people put cutlery into said containers handles first???  What idiot inserts a knife with the blade pointing outwards???  Why must I handle the actual spoon rather than the handle, in order to retrieve it?  Is that exactly hygienic?  And whoever put said cutlery into said container - did they have clean hands???  What ghastly germs inhabit my spoon and spread themselves, as I stir my coffee?  IDIOTS!!!

Random synchronised cars:

I was driving behind two cars, one behind the other.  At the same time the first one veered left and the one behind veered right - both at exactly the same time, their indicators blinking on and off at exactly the same time.

You couldn't have planned it.