All The Small Things

Sass - Writer of the Blog, girl about town. 178cm tall, brown hair, blue eyes. Bit of a spunk really. Oh - and super modest.

Mr. D. - My Ex. Moved out just prior to Christmas 2004. Lovely guy, amazing Dad. Mr. D and I still get along extremely well.

Nicky - Gorgeous angel child of Mr. D. and I. Will be turning 4 early in 2006. Smart, pretty, articulate and graceful. The best of both of her parents, and a wonderful person in her own right.

Tink - My best friend. Currently resides on the other side of the country. Gorgeous creature, passionate about her work, her sport and her life. (In a good way) Gold Medal winner! Visits far too infrequently ;-)

Flyboy - Tinks other half. Recently seen sporting a purple mohawk and a porn star moustache.

HbK - The Heartbreak Kid. Flew in from Adelaide and stole my heart. Sits next to Tink at work, and never updates his own blog. And ladies, he's single!

Miss L. - Girlfriend of mine from Sassville. Amazing lady, who I truly believe has done everything there is to do... from being a nudist to being a missionary. Took me to the Rod Run this year, and we go away to Bright each year too, with our other girlfriends.

Mr. C. - Miss L.'s partner. Is completing his 3rd trade, has his own business and can make / fix anything. Funny ha ha. Could talk underwater with a mouth full of marbles.

Guy #2 - Hot young man about town. Smile that lights up the room. Turns Sass into a dribbling retard.

Gypsy - Butcher in town. Lovely. Hosted an amazing 21st which featured many hot young men jelly wrestling. Has been known to show up naked bar an apron.

Stace - Girlfriend in Sassville. We go to the Vic each Friday night to play pool, which inevitably leads to me getting into some sort of trouble. Has a disturbing penchant for dance music.

Bloke - Ex. Moved to the middle of the country a couple of months ago. Miss him. Which is weird as our whole relationship was about not getting attached. Rings once a week or so to catch up. Lovely, genuine, honest guy.

Jase - Friend of Bloke. Only ever talks to me when he's maggotted.

Guy #3 -  Also rather HOT. Very flirty, and forward in his flirtation - physically. One of those people who moves with effortless fluidity. Bit of a lad though.

The Boy Boarder - My amazing incredible spectacular boarder. He cooks, he cleans, he opens doors, and he has made it his mission to make me feel young! Compliments me on my clothes every day, even when I look like crap. A true gentleman and he's only 18.

Shane - Old friend, saw him for a couple of weeks, friends again. Trys hard not to irritate the hell out of me by being too affectionate, which is much easier now that we are just friends.

I shall attempt to keep this updated as the blog goes on.