All The Small Things

UP THE STICK

 

 UP THE POLE

 

 UP THE DUFF

 

SHE DID A TEST AND IT CAME BACK POSITIVE

 

SHE'S HAD A SCAN AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS

SHES GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN

 

 

AND I'M SO GLAD THAT I'M FINALLY ALLOWED TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO

 

 

OH, AND CK MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT...

THATS RIGHT HE PUT HIS

TO GOOD USE, AND EMMA WAS

TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS INDEED "PACKING HEAT"

 

(I'D APOLOGISE FOR THAT IMAGE, BUT WHAT A FREAKING COOL TATTOO!! SERIOUSLY, YOU TRY GOOGLING PACKING HEAT AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING BETTER!!)

ANYWAY, NOW THAT HE'S A DAD TO BE, PERHAPS CK NEEDS TO SEE THIS?

(ITS A BIRTHING DVD) (EW)

ANYWAYS, I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY TO YOU BOTH, AND TO THE WORLD IN GENERAL IS THAT I'M TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY

FOR YOU BOTH... OR ALL THREE OF YOU AS THE CASE MAY BE.

UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE HAVING TWINS. IN WHICH CASE THE FOUR OF YOU.

UNLESS OF COURSE ITS TRIPLETS. IN WHICH CASE THE FIVE OF YOU.

UNLESS OF COURSE ITS QUADRUPLETS. IN WHICH CASE I'D BE RUNNING CK... OR YOU MIGHT BE COPPING A BIT OF THIS ACTION FROM MRS. MACCA ONCE SHE'S RECOVERED...

 

LOVE TO ALL OF YOU. (MUCH EASIER.)

 

 

(PS: I'M DELIBERATELY YELLING AS ANOTHER SIGN OF MY EXCITEMENT. MY CAPS LOCK IS NOT STUCK)

(I ONLY SAY THIS BECAUSE I ALWAYS WONDER WHEN I SEE A WHOLE POST DONE IN CAPITALS.)

(IN CASE YOU CARED)

(WHICH OF COURSE YOU DON'T)

(BECAUSE YOU ARE FAR TOO BUSY CARING ABOUT MRS. MACCA, CK AND THE BABY BUMP)

(AS IT SHOULD BE)

FIN.