If Only Real Life Was Like Bollywood
I would so love to burst into song at random moments, have sweeping panorama's surrounding me at all times, have a chorus that contains lots of buff gents and a main relationship that is loving, passionate, and full of conversation and laughter.
Plus there never seem to be any insurmountable or even remotely difficult problems in Bollywood. Wouldn't that be nice?
Plus indian men seem pretty cute, and not at all bastardy. Thats probably just in film though. Which has no bearing on reality whatsoever. And the sex scenes are very tastefully done. Hollywood could learn A LOT. Like two kisses, and launch into a song (fully clothed and in a different environment) about how in love the two leads are. "My heart goes mmmmmmm" Indeed. Indeed it does.
Ah, Bollywood. You spoit me for the real world, you do.
I went out with my lovely sister last night, and her girlfriend, and a bunch of their friends. It was AWESOME. I had the best time, and we danced, and drank, and "fugged" those around us.
The unofficial highlight of the night was when a girl walked up to the band from across a very long room with her skirt stuck up in her Bridgette Jones-esque underpants. She had been standing with her back to the entire room for several minutes before some kind soul pointed it out to her. I thought my sister and her mates were going to die laughing. Hilarity.
It got my mind off the night before, when I'd run into GM at the pub. It was really not very pleasant.
How I wish my life was more like Bollywood, and less like Summer Bay.
AWESOME!