All The Small Things

Aug 24, 2006 at 10:36 o\clock

For the smut lovers... a post on contraception

by: Sassy1

So I think we've all gathered that GM and I are doing the deed.

Hiding the sausage.

Kicking goals.

Doing each other like a dinner.

And so on.

Now there comes a time in each girls life when she has to make a decision. Latex or chemicals? Or shall I just get him neutered?

(I'm biding my time on that last one...)

So I decided that latex works for Halley Berry, but it really doesn't do much for me.

Chemicals on the other hand, do a lot for a lot of people, so I'm told.

So I'm officially outing myself as a chemical girl. But not just your average run of the mill chemical girl! If you're going to do something, might as well do it properly.

So today I went and got what looks like a miniture stick of plutonium stuck in my arm, juuuuust under the skin, so you can still feel it. (Gotta go for the ewww factor - its so sexy mmmmm)

For the record, it hurt like a bitch. And it better work, 'cos I don't think taking it out would tickle either.

 

So now I am free to have mucho mucho sex*. Hooray for Chemicals!

 

*Which I'm still not going to tell you about. Dirty buggers.

 

Comments for this entry:

  1. quotechud wrote at Aug 25, 2006 at 01:13 o\clock:he would be neutered. you would be spayed.

    yay for norplant. watch out for the psychosis it can bring on. that shit is a wonder drug, except if you're crazy to begin with, which an ex of mine was... great googly moogly was she nutsier on that shit. but god the sex was awesome.
  2. quoteJobe wrote at Aug 27, 2006 at 02:38 o\clock:That's no how you write smut {{random Scottish accent invasion}}
  3. quoteSassy wrote at Aug 27, 2006 at 13:27 o\clock:Cheers Chud, have rectified my mistake. Luckily so far no side effects whatsoever, except for a bloody sore arm. PS: I absolutely love "great googly moogly".

    I was being ironic Jobe. Hey... whats under your kilt??
  4. quoteJobe wrote at Aug 27, 2006 at 23:35 o\clock:The fleshy remains of a botched circumcision job.
  5. quoteSassy1 wrote at Aug 28, 2006 at 03:39 o\clock:EW. I should have known better than to ask.

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