My Friend Mrs. Macca is...
UP THE STICK
UP THE POLE
UP THE DUFF
SHE DID A TEST AND IT CAME BACK POSITIVE
SHE'S HAD A SCAN AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS
SHES GOT A BUN IN THE OVEN
AND I'M SO GLAD THAT I'M FINALLY ALLOWED TO TELL YOU BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO
OH, AND CK MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT...
THATS RIGHT HE PUT HIS
TO GOOD USE, AND EMMA WAS
TO FIND OUT THAT HE WAS INDEED "PACKING HEAT"
(I'D APOLOGISE FOR THAT IMAGE, BUT WHAT A FREAKING COOL TATTOO!! SERIOUSLY, YOU TRY GOOGLING PACKING HEAT AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND SOMETHING BETTER!!)
ANYWAY, NOW THAT HE'S A DAD TO BE, PERHAPS CK NEEDS TO SEE THIS?
(ITS A BIRTHING DVD) (EW)
ANYWAYS, I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY TO YOU BOTH, AND TO THE WORLD IN GENERAL IS THAT I'M TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY
FOR YOU BOTH... OR ALL THREE OF YOU AS THE CASE MAY BE.
UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ARE HAVING TWINS. IN WHICH CASE THE FOUR OF YOU.
UNLESS OF COURSE ITS TRIPLETS. IN WHICH CASE THE FIVE OF YOU.
UNLESS OF COURSE ITS QUADRUPLETS. IN WHICH CASE I'D BE RUNNING CK... OR YOU MIGHT BE COPPING A BIT OF THIS ACTION FROM MRS. MACCA ONCE SHE'S RECOVERED...
LOVE TO ALL OF YOU. (MUCH EASIER.)
(PS: I'M DELIBERATELY YELLING AS ANOTHER SIGN OF MY EXCITEMENT. MY CAPS LOCK IS NOT STUCK)
(I ONLY SAY THIS BECAUSE I ALWAYS WONDER WHEN I SEE A WHOLE POST DONE IN CAPITALS.)
(IN CASE YOU CARED)
(WHICH OF COURSE YOU DON'T)
(BECAUSE YOU ARE FAR TOO BUSY CARING ABOUT MRS. MACCA, CK AND THE BABY BUMP)
(AS IT SHOULD BE)
FIN.
