In Case I Forget - Please Remind Me!
When the sprog is sprung, I wish to sing
"Ding dong the bitch has bred,
(Which old bitch?)
The wicked bitch!
Ding dong the wicked bitch has bred!"
This popped into my head as I was pegging out the washing today. I liked it soooo much I sang it as I pegged, even though that is slightly premature. I'm sure that I shall forget this delightful little tune before the sprog is dropped though, so I charge you, dear reader, with reminding me.
