Urgh.
Mood: irked
Over the past few days I've received a few troll reviews on some of my fics at Fictionpress.com and Fanfiction.net, including from that idiot Darkmasterfleez. As a member of GAFF I've seen what this guy is capable of and he's pretty damn stupid. Take a look at the PM he sent me on FFN.( referred to here on out as Pit of Voles, for the sake of truth.) :
You do realise that my forces number about 10,0? This means that I
command 10,0 trollers and spammers that are stationed in You have just
suffered the preliminary wave of assault from my advance warriors. On my
signal, my forces will attack with unrelenting fury. Flaming, trolling,
spamming, revenge reviewing, gang-sporking, and eventual destruction of
the site is imminent-- nay, inevitable. The site has been destablized
by my years-long onslaught of badfic, awful slash, terrible het,
BAMF-shite, and complete and utter disrespect for the English language. Xing's
powers are almost gone and my power is at it's zenith. We will attack
soon.
Because I have respect for you, I will offer you but one chance to join
me. Swear your eternal loyalty and take the Blood Oath of Internet
Trollery. In exchange, you and your fics will be sealed away in a safe,
beautiful sanctuary while my troops annihilate this site. I will
personally provide your meals and clothing and send for your extended amusement
and/or education as you desire. All you have to do is stand away from
the site for a few months. So, what do you say? Join me and live in
happiness for the rest of your life or defy me and die horribly at the
hands of my trolls?
Ha ha ha, very funny you asshat.
