Mood: *shudder*
Listening to: silence
I'm posting for the sheer godawfulness of this thing. Written when I was fourteen, this is an attempted crossover between Ed, Edd and Eddy and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Duck and cover, guys.
jThe Rocky Horror Ed Show
A Parody by Ashley Pika
Disclaimer: I do not own Ed, Edd ‘N Eddy, or the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (Although it might not be so bad to own Frankie.)
Chapter 1: The Movie
“Ed?! What kind of stupid movie did you rent this time?” Eddy asked as his idiotic friend was setting up the VCR.
“Duh! It’s the Rocky Horror Picture Show, silly!” Grunted Ed as he prepared to press the power button on the machine.
“Oh great. A horror movie from Colorado. BORING!” Snorted Eddy with his arms crossed. Double D looked at the video jacket.
“On the contrary, Eddy, it’s actually a movie about two people who get stuck in a mansion with weirdoes from another planet. It’s quite interesting.” Said Double D setting down the jacket.
“Weirdoes from another planet? You mean like Martians and stuff?” Asked Eddy, now becoming interested.
“Uh, no, not exactly. There’s two servants, a creation, and a transvestite.” Corrected Double D.
“What’s a transvestite, Double D?” Asked Ed innocently. Double D wrung his hands and broke into a sweat.
“Well, a transvestite is a-“ Started Double D. Eddy interrupted rather rudely.
“A transvestite’s a guy who wears women’s clothes.” Said Eddy with a rather sly grin. Eddy raised his eyebrow in confusion.
My brain is mixed up, Eddy.” He said in embarrassment.
“Your whole head is mixed up, Lumpy. C’mon, c’mon. Let’s get this show on the road!” Eddy said. The three of them then plopped on the couch, and Double D put the video in the VCR and pressed “play”. It was then that the lips came on.
“AAAH! GIANT MOUTH FROM SPACE! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!” Ed screamed, ducking behind the couch. Double D was shivering in excitement, too wrapped up to pay attention. Eddy was looking angrily behind the couch.
“Oh, come ON!” It’s only a stupid pair of lips!” He shouted at Ed, who was assuming a fetal position. Double D was still shaking.
“Duh, okay, Eddy. But if I get scared, you’re gonna hold my hand, right?” Ed asked, getting out from behind the couch.
“Yeah, sure, whatever.” Eddy mumbled, reclining back onto the couch. The movie was about to start.
“Oh joy, oh rapture!” Double D stammered as the church came into view on the screen.
“Terrific.” Eddy groaned.
“Buttered toast!” Ed shouted, prompting a shush from his companions.
It was then that it all began:
Ralph Hapschatt, Betty Munro, and their entourage headed out of the church. As soon as they did, two photographers emerged, carrying their cameras with them and taking pictures. Eddy yawned.
“Well, I guess we did it, huh?” Ralph asked Brad as a car pulled up.
“Yes, there’s no doubt about that, you and Betty have been almost inseparable since you met in Dr. Scott’s refresher course.” Said Brad.
“Well, to tell you the truth, Brad, that’s the only reason I took it in the first place, ahaha!” Ralph laughed, nudging Brad slightly.
“Huhhuh.’ Brad said falsely. Betty Munroe yelled, ”Okay you guys, this is it, ready?!”.
“Oh, look, Betty’s going to throw the bouquet!” Ralph mentioned excitedly.
“How ‘bout I don’t?” Eddy mumbled sarcastically.
“EDDY! SHUSH!” Double D muttered, rather indignantly. Ed oinked.
Eddy slowly found himself drifting off to sleep. His eyelids dropped and he started to snore. He soon found himself beginning to dream.
Chapter 2: The Dream
Eddy glanced at his surroundings. Suddenly he wasn’t on the familiar, ratty couch. Instead, he was standing in front of a church of some kind in the middle of nowhere. A group of kids was gathered in front of the door.
Even more surprising was who he found standing next to him. To his left was Double D, in a dress!
Yipe! 
