Urban Legends

Dec 17, 2005 at 16:26 o\clock

Enjoy holiday shopping

This week's hot email rumor, a warning to women about a robbery scam involving a remarkably potent cologne, has arrived just in time to strike fear into the hearts of holiday shoppers...

Subject: Fwd: Cologne sniffing
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 1999 08:54:37 -0600
Watch out-this is for real!!!!!!!

I just heard on the radio about a lady that was asked to sniff a bottle of perfume that another woman was selling for $8.00. (In a mall parking lot) She told the story that it was her last bottle of perfume that regularly sells for $49.00 but she was getting rid of it for only $8.00, sound legitimate?

That's what the victim thought, but when she awoke she found out that her car had been moved to another parking area and she was missing all her money that was in her wallet (total of $800.00). Pretty steep for a sniff of perfume!

Anyway, the perfume wasn't perfume at all, it was some kind of ether or strong substance to cause anyone who breathes the fumes to black out.

SO beware..... Christmas time is coming and we will be going to malls shopping and we will have cash on us.

Ladies, please don't be so trusting of others and beware of your surroundings- ALWAYS! Obey your instincts!

*Please pass this on to your friends, sisters, mothers and all the women in your life you care about....... we can never be too careful!!!!*

Brandon

Dec 9, 2005 at 03:44 o\clock

OOPS!

Hey if you tried to sign up for the Urban Legends newsletter and you never got one heres why! I put UrbanLegendMan@aol.com When the actual adress is at UrbanLegendMan@yahoo.com sorry for the inconvience. the adress has been changed at the lower link as well!

Brandon

Dec 7, 2005 at 00:41 o\clock

Vanity Kills

Hers a variant of the Broiled Bride story that everybody loves so very very much

Manuela Sanchez was a nice girl, but not too bright. One day she got asked a date by one guy she really liked, so on the day of the date she wanted to look pretty.

The day came but she never showed up and as days went by her boy decided to pay her a visit in order to know what happened. Telephone calls didn't work so he went to her home and after waiting for an answer he decided to take a look inside from the back part of the house which had a window to the kitchen only to find out his date laying on the kitchen's floor.

When police arrived they could reconstruct the girls last moments. As time for the meeting came closer Milagros noticed her hair was still too wet to be combed so an idea struck her mind. She would go to the kitchen, get a knife, head for the microwave oven, open its door, falsely lock the door in order to keep it open and dry her hair by placing her head inside the oven.

Doctors diagnosed death by boiled brain.

Brandon 

PS many have asked how I either make up or find these stories... heres a hintlol j/k

Dec 4, 2005 at 23:20 o\clock

URBAN LEGEND SIGHTING

Hey... Do you know about the Urban Legend spread through flyers and warnings that talk about the blue star tattos that have LSD in them and get small children hooked on the drug? Well... hate to burst your bubble but its not true... any way at a local area healthcare center it has resurfaced! So far this legend has been running strong for almost 12 years!

 

Brandon

Dec 3, 2005 at 23:15 o\clock

Dust... or Worm? WARNING: CONTAINS DISTURBING IMAGES

CHECK THIS ONE OUT ive enclosed the entire legend... final warning this article contains pictures of a worm being cut out of a human eye... i am not responsible if you: barf, faint, or wet yourself...  The first thing u will do after reading this is rub your eye... i promise...
 

Subject: Fw: Careful with dust!!!

Its just like from an alien movie be very careful when u get caught with dust...as following pics will show effects of bad dust to a person.

While he was walking he felt an eye irritation, thinking that it was just regualr dust, he started to rub his eye, in an effort to remove the dust.... then his eyes got really red, and he went and bought some eye drops from a pharmacy....few days passed n his eyes were still red and seems a little swollen.

Again he dismissed it as the constant rubbing and that it will go away. The days go by the swelling of his eye got worse, redder and bigger.... till he decided to go and see a doctor for a check up.

The doctor immediately wanted an operation, being afraid of a tumor growth or cyst. At the operation, what was thought to be a growth or cyst, actually turned out to be a live worm..... what was thought initially to be just mere dust actually was an insect's egg......because of that, my friends, if u do get caught in dust, and the pain persists, pls go see a doctor immediately...... thank you....

 

Brandon and his demented mind...

Dec 3, 2005 at 04:11 o\clock

Update

Hey Everyone... I send out a urban legend each week... if you would like to subscribe to it please send an email with your email adress and name to UrbanLegendMan@yahoo.com Thx -Brandon

Dec 3, 2005 at 04:03 o\clock

The Hatchet

A young woman returns to her car from a day's shopping. She had parked her car in the town's multi-story car park.

As she approaches the car she notices someone sitting in the back seat. She cautiously checks the registration plate to see if it is indeed her car, as it is a popular model and colour. The car is indeed hers, and as she gets closer she sees that it's an old woman sitting in the back seat.

She asks the woman how and why she is sitting in her car.

Did you know?

The tale of "The Hairy-Armed Hitchhiker" goes back to the early 1800s in Britain. In those days, the well-disguised axe murderer was said to have awaited his victim in a the back seat of a horse-drawn carriage.

More recently, the legend has resurfaced featuring an ersatz good samaritan in a business suit whose briefcase turns out to be loaded with weapons. It's 200 years old and still going strong – proof that a good story never dies.  
 

The old woman replies that she had been shopping with her son and family but felt unwell and returned to the car to rest. She obviously had mistaken the young woman's car for her son's, as it was the same model and colour. The old woman then asks to be driven to a hospital, as she is still feeling unwell. The young woman agrees.

As she gets into the driver's seat something makes her very nervous about the stiuation and she asks the old woman if she is feeling well enough to direct her as she reverses the car out of the parking place. The old woman agrees, gets out of the car and proceeds to direct the reversing manoeuvre.

As soon as the young woman has the car out of the parking space she speeds out of the car park, leaving the old woman stranded. She then drives straight to the nearest police station and reports the incident.

A police officer then searched the car and found an axe concealed under the driver's seat.

The young woman had had a lucky escape!

Brandon