Broiled Bride
A young woman was approaching her wedding day. She decided that she'd look better in her wedding dress if she had a little color, so a week before the wedding she went to a tanning salon. The salon staff, however, told her that for her own safety, she could only tan for thirty minutes a day. After she'd tanned for her thirty minutes, she decided it wasn't enough, so she went to another tanning salon the same day to tan. They told her the same thing. She still wasn't tan enough after that thirty minutes, so she went to a third tanning salon, and a fourth.
She did this for the next four days. Even though she was getting a little bit red, she kept thinking how good she'd look in her wedding dress.
The day of her wedding she couldnt help but notice a bad beefy smell emitting from her mouth, though she brushed and brushed her teeth her breath still smelt of cooked beef. She finally gave up and walked down the aisle confident that her new tan would trump her putrid breath. But before she could say "I do" she fell to the ground mysteriously. Her groom was horrified at the stink that emitted from her. They later found that her internal organs had all been thouroughly cooked from the overtanning at the tanning beds.
True or False?... False... It is impossible for a human to cook from the inside without major evidence from the outside... if she really was broiled she would have a tasty breaded outside to boot!
R U scared of tanning beds now?....The Legend man
