Humor: I'm finally going to exercise
My wife has recently been on me about exercising. I've finally put together a good work out plan.
- Stretches -- Begin each morning by putting my foot in my mouth. Continue stretches by bending over backwards for people. While doing so, allow people to kick me in the teeth.
- Water aerobics -- Wade through a stack of memos.
- Increase heart rate -- Jump to conclusions, jump on the bandwagon, and run around in circles.
- Increase muscle tone -- Push my luck, make mountains out of mole hills, and beat around the bush
- Cool down -- Drag my heels and toot my own horn
- Refreshment -- Open a can of worms
