Humor: Chuck Norris
I came up with my own Chuck Norris lines. Stupid, but that's the point:
- When Chuck Norris smokes, cigarettes get cancer.
- Osama Bin Laden will never be found. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him into a billion pieces.
- Once Chuck Norris sneezed. It created a hole, THE BLACK HOLE.
- Chuck Norris doesn't get dandruff--he rusts.
- In a perfect world Chuck Norris would be lonely.
- Chuck Norris doesn't eat steak--he eats cows.
