He Wishes For The Cloths Of Heaven

Jun 20, 2005 at 23:01 o\clock

Lessons learned

Mood: Tired
Listening to: Massive Attack - Teardrop

Today went as well as it could. Four hours of sleep, one summative due and two exams. I didn't snap, which is as good as it gets...though I'm getting close. One more day of classes, and then one stress factor will be history. Too bad my love life is still in shambles and I'm bitter as hell, but at least I don't have to go to goddamn school [and see her every day-ay?].

So, Batman Begins. If you want to come see it, please email me so we can organize a time. Yeah. And like soon. Like now. Right now. Before you finish reading this.

And now, the do's and dont's of drinking Drew's learned in just a couple weeks:

DO: Drink. It is fun.

DON'T: Drink excessively. It is not fun when you are vomiting and cannot walk.

DO: Drink and make out with someone. It's a lot of fun.

DON'T: Drink and make out with a friend. It's a lot of fun but it is risky...and can also produce feelings you much rather not be round.

DO: Drink and go on a swingset. Holy shit.

DON'T: Drink and ride a bike. So I gather, at least.

DO: Drink and talk.

DON'T: Drink if you've got secrets to keep.

DO: Drink and listen to Louis XIV.

DON'T: Drink and do homework.

DO: Drink and think. When you're intoxicated your subconscious speaks much louder, and for better or worse you'll hear the things you're really thinking deep down. You might be surprised.