The Cheese Rap
Mood: Cheesy
Listening to: The Marshall Mathers LP
I've finally finished re-typing it. I will now mention that this was made with my good friend Wes.
Visit his website at www.wesweswes.com.
Well, here's the Cheese Rap...
The CHZ
Verse I
I like Cheese,
It’s really cool.
It’s so delicious,
It makes my mouth drool.
Every single day,
I eat lots of Cheese,
And in every way,
It has me pleased.
Cheese is profound,
Mozzarella or Cheddar,
And when you feel down,
Cheese’ll make it better.
(Chorus)
Bob ate Cheese and felt really good,
So Bob gave Cheese to the neighborhood.
Bob had some Cheddar, and it had a great taste,
So Bob ate all the Cheddar, and left none to waste.
Verse II
Cheese is yellow,
With a perfect taste,
That is so mellow,
It should never go to waste.
Cheese is known,
With a medal that is gold.
Like a flower being grown,
Watch the power unfold.
Cheese has power,
It is not so frail.
All shall cower,
For Cheese shall prevail!
Bob ate Cheese and felt pretty great,
So Cheese became part of his fate.
Bob had some Cheddar, and it had a great taste,
So Bob ate all the Cheddar and left none to waste.
Verse III
We all like Cheese,
for the taste is fine.
Bow down on your knees,
And eat it when you dine.
Cheese is math,
Or it can be science.
You will see its wrath,
And see its defiance.
If you don’t eat Cheese,
You will meet your demise.
For there is a day,
That Cheese shall A-RISE!
