Blogs of a Cheese-Infested Human

Mood: Cheesy
Listening to: The Marshall Mathers LP

I've finally finished re-typing it. I will now mention that this was made with my good friend Wes.

Visit his website at www.wesweswes.com.

Well, here's the Cheese Rap...

The CHZ

Verse I

I like Cheese,

It’s really cool.

It’s so delicious,

It makes my mouth drool.

Every single day,

I eat lots of Cheese,

And in every way,

It has me pleased.

Cheese is profound,

Mozzarella or Cheddar,

And when you feel down,

Cheese’ll make it better.

(Chorus)

Bob ate Cheese and felt really good,

So Bob gave Cheese to the neighborhood.

Bob had some Cheddar, and it had a great taste,

So Bob ate all the Cheddar, and left none to waste.

Verse II

Cheese is yellow,

With a perfect taste,

That is so mellow,

It should never go to waste.

Cheese is known,

With a medal that is gold.

Like a flower being grown,

Watch the power unfold.

Cheese has power,

It is not so frail.

All shall cower,

For Cheese shall prevail!

Bob ate Cheese and felt pretty great,

So Cheese became part of his fate.

Bob had some Cheddar, and it had a great taste,

So Bob ate all the Cheddar and left none to  waste.

Verse III

We all like Cheese,

for the taste is fine.

Bow down on your knees,

And eat it when you dine.

Cheese is math,

Or it can be science.

You will see its wrath,

And see its defiance.

If you don’t eat Cheese,

You will meet your demise.

For there is a day,

That Cheese shall A-RISE!

Mood: Happy
Listening to: ?!

a printed copy of my cheese rap. Although this does mean I have to type it all over again, I do have it in possesion now. Await the cheese...

Mood: Not so Happy
Listening to: Eminem

My Cheese poem was discovered in my old comp. However, the file was corrupted and I couldn't use it. Don't you hate it when that happens?! It's like finding an old toy that you've lost for so many years, only to find that it's broken. Oh well, I still remember some of it. Maybe I'll try to recover some of it from my mind...

*Sigh*...

Mood: Sleepy
Listening to: Nothing

Mood: Tired
Listening to: Nothing

I'm an insanely wierd person, huh?

Mood: Angry (I always seem to be when i write about religion)
Listening to: Linkin Park

Even though this country is supposedly seculiar, and although I've mentioned this, I always feel like it's being overun by Christians. Being an athiest, and proud of it, I always get the feeling that people hate me and want to either make me into a Christian or stab me in the face. Everyone's alright if you have a religion, but if you don't have one, they either view you as an opportunity, or someone who is retardedly insane and should be hated until he dies. But you know what? FUCK that, and fuck all of you in the world who think I should become a Christian or a Muslim or a Buddhist.

The goverment seems to hate athiest too. Why shouldn't they? Almost every single goverment official is Christian and not one has ever been an athiest. They teach  children in school how "Common Sense", written by Thomas Paine, is famous. They didn't mention that Thomas Paine was the first ever labeled American athiest, and after that one book of fame, everything else he wrote went downhill.

You probably didn't know either, huh?

Anyway, the point is that athiesm is hated in the country, and even though we have all the "Freedom of Religion", the country is about Christian as anything can be.

Mood: Don't know
Listening to: Muffins

Muffins...

Mood: Cynical
Listening to: Linkin Park

Black people now have supposed freedom. Back in the old days of slavery, black people have always been seperated and shunned from the rest of the group. Now they are accepted as regular people. Why is it that they now seperate themseleves? Black people constantly form clubs/activities/groups that only accept black individuals as members. What would Martin Luther King say if he witnessed the kind of culture black people form these days?Kind of Ironic, huh?

Trivia Question

What do you call a college that only accepts white people?

Racist.

What do you call a college that only accepts black people?

________

Mood: Happy
Listening to: Nothin'

Cheese is delicious man. If there is anything better than cheese in the world, in which there isn't, I will start eating it. Cheese is like the best thing in the world. If there is anything you need to do, it's to eat cheese. I've got my own cheese rap. Stay tuned for the next Cheese blog.

Mood: Angry
Listening to: Linkin Park

Just about every freaking american is some damn christian. Not all of them, but it's safe to say that most of them are. And you know what? I'm tired of stupid fuckin' Christians coming up to me telling me I gotta have "faith" in god. What the fuck?! I'm not trying to offend any Christians, but the shit that Christians are putting this country through is making me Fuckin angry. Why is is that we have the phrase "in God we trust" on every single US coin there is? And why do we have to put our hand on the bible before we can make a claim in court? Why is it that in the Pledge of Allegiance we have the words, "under God"? And it just happens that the term "God", is capitalized, making it the christian god. I'm an atheist. and I'm tired of all the shitty christians in the world trying to "convert" my ass in to some dumb, asshole, god-worshipping shit like all the rest of them in the world. You idiots out there can kiss my ASS!!!!