DCW "Hatchet Warriors" PPV, Itch it, then Flick It
Fading in,DCW cameras capture a very agrivated Shaggy Shaggs, sitting in the back next to his locker...Mike Gladden, Shaggy's best homie by his side, their heads cocked a little to the side, a rap music video is playin' and Shaggy bangs his head as Shaggy clicks off the TV...
Shaggy> Man Gladden, I'm bored shitless...The only thing goin' on right now is alot of talk about Hatchet Warriors. The main event match-up between Famous Shamos, and Alec Fleming is getting most of the hype-up around here, but that's alright.
Mike Gladden> Shaggy, you got this shit, it's in the bag, Spectre is nothin' more than the itch in ya ass....Nothing but a little itch...Scratch that itch first, then lay out the rest son, you got it...Scratch that damn itch...
Shaggy Shaggs> I ain't got no ass itch Mike...But I promise you...Get some popcorn, and watch Shaggy Shaggs kick some ass and show you some entertainment!!...Oh, shit....I gotta itch in my ass now Mike I gotta mutha fuckin' itch!!....I'MA ITCH THAT MUTHA FUCKA
Shaggy gets up from the bench, and bends over, sticking his hands down the back of his pants...The camera men get grossed out a little, but continue filming.
Shaggy> SAT-IS-FACTION...Spectre that's you bub, you're the itch in my ass, but in beating you, I have got to wait until Hatchet Warriors....Murphey, Psycho, let me give you a little lesson...Shaggy Shaggs is abroad, and at Hatchet Warriors, you're gonna get a little bit of a learnin' about where WE come from....About YOU two, the ASS itches...and ME...Walkin' away from that match, Jobber Killa...
Mike Gladden> ITCH THAT SHIT....ITCH THAT MUTHA FUCKIN' SHIT SHAGGY.....Ok, yall, sorry about that, uh, sudden....Outburst, if you will...Shaggy it's in the bag...Go ahead and flick your butt pubes in their faces...Itch your ass infested pubic hairs in their face, they'll think that shit is fuckin' spaghetti...It's gonna get stuck in their teeth Shaggy....ITCH THAT SHIT....
Shaggy Shaggs> Yea...Uh, Mike, think you need to take another trip to the psyciatric ward down in Florida...That was'nt the grossest thing I've ever heard...But it was damn near the wierdest...
Mike Gladden> Lay Tainted on the bitches
Shaggy Shaggs> Ok...so i itch my ass...??....?..And then flick the pubes in their face...Do some fancy shit in the ring....Bro...The flickin' of the ass hairs is'nt quite my thing Mike...Maybe that's where you come in...Because that just may land me in jail for a few...and I don't think they would let me bring a championship title into the cell...But...That's very enticing bro...I might have shit danglin' offa the end of that though
Mike Gladden> Even betta
Shaggy slowly sits back down from itching his ass, and the camera men are still there...Stevie hop back up, and smiles, looking on at his buds behind him...Shaggy Shaggs turns back around, and begins to walk over to the DCW cameras...Shaggs sticks his hands up, palm toward himself, and flips the cameras some birds...
Mike Gladden hops up, and jumps next to Shaggy Shaggs
AwA cameras fokus in on Shaggy Shaggs, and his pals...The video background goes to light gray, then dark gray, and eventually black...Then the men do as well.
