Wow...Someone really read my very first entry....heeee heeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Mood: SLEEPYTIRED
Listening to: AOL RADIO
Hello one and all. Thanks for stopping by and leaving a comment on my blog page. I am in the middle of reading a great book. I belong to a bookclub.I sat outside in the heat of the day with my sunglasses on and just enjoyed reading my book. It is a Dean Koontz book. Spooky. I have 3 others lined up for reading. This one is called "The Face" next will be "Odd Thomas" Then I have "Velocity" I can't think of the next one. I also love John Grisham. I've read all his books.
Today was an odd day. Inbetween reading my mind wanders off to another place. I start thinking about things. I hate when this happens. Then I have to go back to where I was and reread the chapter that I daydreamed thru. I live in a little town with plenty of fun things to do in the summer time. This weekend is a big weekend for the town. People from all over come to our town. Along with the people come cars and Rv's and 5th wheelers,and more people and more vehicles of every type. That gets me to wondering. Why on earth do people come here to this little town every year. It's okay I guess. Nothing real special about it. It is a tiny place. This means that there are more cars then there is room for. So, these Rude people will park on your curb or infront of your driveway.They line up their vehicles bumper to bumper up and down every street and in every space you can and can not imanige.(sorry for spelling) So, you can not get in your driveway or out. Now, some of us poor slobs have to work. Like myself. I do not take a liking to anyone that trys to rain on my parade.So, god help who ever is parked near my driveway or in front of my house. Yes, you read that right. MY HOUSE! MY DRIVEWAY! I don't remember buying my house for the great tourist. Some how they think that it is okay to let their dogs poop on MY LAWN and walk away. If I catch the act you better be ready to face the music. That music is my mouth.
I do not hesiate to run out with a plastic bag and tell the lovely tourist to CLEAN UP YOUR DOGS SHIT!!!!! Nor will I tolerate anyone blocking even an inch of my driveway. I will go and knock on their window and grit my teeth and TELL them to move the vehicle or I will. I let them know under no uncertain terms that I live here NOT them.
So today as I was reading my book my mind wondered to the tourists that have come to our town for 3 days. Just think 3 days of rude, crude, and socially undesireable people and pets. So, as I get to thinking I try to figure out a way to keep them from parking in front of my house. One year, I had someone knock on my door and ask if they could cut some of my flowers for his wife who was sitting in the car. TOURISTS!!! Fooie. The nerve! Like I grew them just for his wife. Think again bucko. Turn yourself around before I let my dog from hell out to bite your ass. lol... Tourists.....
Anyway as I was saying. I decided to make a sign and place it on my front lawn. This is all going on as I am reading my book.The thinking and planning of my sign.
TO THE HAPPY TOURIST. I AM GLAD YOU LIKE OUR TOWN. I AM NOT GLAD THAT YOU FEEL WE WHO LIVE HERE ARE THE TOURIST INFO CENTER. THERE ARE NO PUBLIC BATHROOMS AT THIS HOUSE. THERE ARE NO PHONES FOR YOUR USE. THIS IS NOT A PARKING LOT FOR YOU AND YOUR VECHILE. KEEP YOUR PETS OFF MY LAWN OR YOU WILL WEAR WHAT THEY DEPOSIT. MY FRONT YARD IS NOT A GARBAGE CAN FOR YOUR PAPERS AND WHAT EVER YOU DECIDE TO LEAVE. YOU WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF I COME OUT TO GREET YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE OBNOXIOUS IDIOTS. I DID NOT BUY THIS HOUSE FOR YOUR PLEASURE AND ENJOYMENT. SO, PLEASE DO NOT DISTRUB ANYTHING ON MY PROPERTY. HAVE A GREAT TIME AND LET'S HOPE WE DON'T CROSS PATHS.
How does that sound to you? I swear I think I am going to make it up. A piece of plywood and some paint ,then stake it in the ground.
Well that is the entry for today. Thanks for entering my world for a brief moment. Did anyone try the game on my sidebar. I love to play it it helps me destress. Come back and sit a spell and read my next entry. Gotta fly....SNOOTER ;*)
