Weblog of SLEEPYHAZELEYES

Aug 21, 2005 at 00:50 o\clock

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE A DAMN TITLE.... LOST MY WHOLE ENTRY JUST NOW.... GROWL

by: SLEEPLYHAZELEYES

Mood: WILD AND CRAZY

 Chugger OKAY I NEED A LEAST 4 BEERS REAL FAST. ONE AFTER THE OTHER. I FEEL YOUR PAIN SAPPHIRE. OR ALEAST A LITTLE OF IT... I JUST LOST MY WHOLE ENTRY. SOMETIMES I WANT TO THROW THIS DAMN THING OUT IN ROAD AND LET THE CARS HAVE AT IT. I WONDER IF THERE WILL EVER BE A SPORT OF LET'S SEE WHO CAN THROW THEIR PUTER THE FAREST.

 

OKAY THEY SAY PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE. NOW WHAT THE F__K IS THAT SURPOSE TO MEAN. AS IF MY LIFE IS NOT STRESSFUL ENOUGH. OKAY, I AM DEEP BREATHING. IN WITH THE GOOD AND OUT WITH THE BAD. BREATHING.....BREATHING... CHUGGING A NICE COLD ONE. BREATHING.... CHUGGING... FEELING A LITTLE BETTER... MUCH BETTER NOW..... Drinking 6 Pack 

OKAY I'M WRITING ABOUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY TO MY NEIGHBOR. YOU REMEMBER HIM? MR. GUY BOOBS...THONG BOY...?????EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MINUTE... VomitI AM SORRY JUST THE THOUGHT OF HIM MAKES ME SICK LET ALONE HIM IN HIS THONGS .....

I HAVE DECIDED TO CONFRONT HIM. SO... NEXT TIME I SEE HIM I AM GOING TO SAY TO HIM... IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT YOUR MUTT IS NOT PEEING ON MY FLOWERS AND YOU ARE WALKING HIM. SOOO... I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW IS YOUR WIFE?

I HAVEN'T SEEN HERE BLOOMERS FLAPPING IN THE WIND LIKE A FLAG ALL SUMMER Clothes LineWASSUP WITH THAT. HOW'S SHE DOING...?

SO WHAT'S WITH THE HEADSTONE IN YOUR BACKYARD. WASSUP WITH THAT TUBBY BELLY? IS IT THERE FOR A REASON...? Tombstone 


HOW WAS YOUR 14 HOUR DRIVE? Map DID YA HAVE TO USE A MAP? WHY DID YOU STOP AND TELL ME THAT YOU WERE LEAVING AND MADE SURE I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD BE TRAVELING FOR 14 HOURS. WAS IT EAST ,WEST,SOUTH OR UP NORTH...

WHY WAS YOU AND YOUR SON MOVING ALL THESE THINGS IN AND OUT OF THE HOUSE. THE BIG BOXES AND SMALL BOXES AND THE LIKE.. THEN YOU'D BOTH DISSAPPEAR.... Movers 

WASSUP WITH THE WEIRD VINES AND PATHWAYS AND THE TOMATOS YOU GROW UPSIDE DOWN... WASSUP WITH THAT BHUDDA BELLY MAN...? Gardening LOOKS TO ME THAT YOUR UP TO NO DAMN GOOD.

WASSUP WITH HER CAR HERE THEN IT GONE. WASSUP WITH THAT PHYSCO MAN.... WHY DO YOU MOVE IT AND TAKE IT SOME WHERE AND COME BACK WITH YOUR SONS RED TRUCK... WASSUP WITH THAT...WHERE'S HER CAR? Car 3 

I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW......FESS UP NOW... I WANT TO KNOW WHY I ONLY HEARD OR THOUGHT I HEARD ONCE. DON'T THINK THAT THIS SNOOPY SNIFFER IS LETTING ANY OF THIS GO WITHOUT JUST CAUSE. THIS SNOOPY SNIFFER NEVER MISSES A CLUE. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU... HAVE YA SEEN ME POKING MY HEAD THRU THE BUSHES. I WAS NOT BIRD WATCHING TUBBY BELLY... EXCUSE ME AGAIN.. Vomit SORRY A WASTE OF GOOD BEER... BUT THE THOUGHT MAKES ME SICK. I HAVE A REALLY WEAK STOMACH.. SORRY...

HOW'S THAT SO FAR? I THINK I AM DOING GOOD. I HAVE A PLAN. PLANS ARE GOOD. BREATHING AGAIN.... I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST MY WHOLE PAGE. IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD. I AM BREATHING...DEEP BREATH... AND ANOTHER.. OKAY... BETTER NOW...

WELL, WHEN AND IF I ENCOUNTER THIS PHYSCO.....I WILL LET YOU KNOW HIS ANSWERS TO MY VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT SNOOPY SNIFFER QUESTIONS... HE'S TO SEXY FOR HIS THONG... TO SEXY FOR HIS THONG..... HE'S TO SEXY FOR HIS YARD ...FOR HIS YARD....HE SHOULD BE ON THE CAT WALK...ON THE CAT WALK IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.... ANYONE EVER HEARD THAT SONG. "I'M TO SEXY"? OH WELL, I GUESS YA HAD TO BE THERE. LOL...

WELL, I MUST GO NOW. I AM TIRED AND HAVE TO MAKE UP SOME SHAKE AND BAKE PORK CHOPS...YUMMY... ANYONE REMEMBER THAT DUMB COMMERICAL.. "  IT'S SHAKE AND BAKE AND I HELPED" THEY USE SHAKE AND BAKE WHERE I LIVE FOR OTHER THINGS.. CREATURES I SHOULD SAY... I WON'T BRING YOU THERE. I DO HAVE SOME MERCY... OKAY... HE IS GONE AGAIN BUT WHEN HE RETURNS. I WILL CONFRONT THIS PHYSCO... I WILL TELL HIM TO FESS UP AND FESS UP NOW... NO MORE MESSING AROUND MR. BIG STUFF.

BOY, I SOUND FISETY...DON'T I. WE SHALL SEE IF THE ADAMS FAMILY HAS DUMPED HER SOME WHERE ON HIS LONG TRIP WHICH HAS TURNED INTO TRIPS...

THAT IS ALLL.......SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALLHAZELEYES....


Comments for this entry:

  1. MattelMichele wrote at Aug 21, 2005 at 02:37 o\clock:Wow! Mr. Man Boobs is gonna take a few steps back after the 3rd question..LOL.



    Good luck & I can\'t wait to hear his answers :)



    Mucho Grange Hugs!

    ~Michele
  2. shellbug773 wrote at Aug 21, 2005 at 03:08 o\clock:Hazelcutie! *sprinkles some tink dust on you* Sounds like you\'ve had another fight with blogigo. I hate that. It just makes me sick. At least you wrote another entry. Mine usually says, \"welp i wrote an entry but blogigo ate it so now I refuse to write a new one!\" and I storm off because Im so mad.

    As far as your neighbor...GOOD FOR YOU! You deserve to know. He brought you into his business by telling you he was leaving! That\'s what he gets! Who in the world wouldn\'t notice a gargantuan pink granite headstone in a backyard, anyway! It isn\'t your fault!

    I can\'t wait for his answers! Its gonna be great. Dont let him bop you on the head or something. :( That would suck. Make sure your hubby is around or something! He might try to force one of his manboobs on you ... or force you to watch him bend over in his thong. Man, that\'s torture. Dont let that happen to you!!!! *more tink dust on you*



    Yes, you did sound fiesty and I LOVE IT!



    *hugs n luvins*

    ~ Shel
  3. SLEEPLYHAZELEYES wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 04:49 o\clock:MICHELE, AS SOON AS I SEE HIM AND IT\'S LIGHT OUTSIDE I WILL CONFRONT HIM. IT\'S BEEN THE WHOLE SUMMER. I REALLY JUST REALIZED THAT.WELL, I AM READY.....SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU HAZELEYES
  4. SLEEPLYHAZELEYES wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 04:52 o\clock:SHEL~ DON\'T YOU WORRY I WILL HAVE HUBBY WITH ME. I WILL DO IT ON THE SIDEWALK OUT FRONT. WE LIVE ON A MAIN ROAD SO THERE WILL BE CARS DRIVING BY AND ALL...HAVE NO FEAR HAZELEYES IS HERE!!!!!!!! YEAH, HE DID DRAG ME INTO ALL THIS BY TELLING ME HE WAS LEAVING. SO, HE BETTER ANSWER MY QUESTIONS. MAYBE A TAPE RECORDER IS IN ORDER!!! HEE HEE SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU SWEETIE PIE.....HAZELEYES
  5. sapphire2 wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 08:51 o\clock:okay I must say that was too great!! Those smilies by the way fit in perfectly.You had me laughing. I needed that after all this computer shit..Thanks I do remember that song and I do remember I couldn\'t stand it either..lmao If it was a better looking guy singing it maybe I would have liked it a little better. Gosh, that guy had some balls to sing a song like that. Ok, excuse me for a second............................Yep, I have a weak stomach too. Oh and as far as that tape recorder goes, make sure there\'s a tape in it..lmao Hugz*
  6. SLEEPLYHAZELEYES wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 14:05 o\clock:SAPPHIRE~ IT\'S A GOOD THING THAT YOU REMINDED ME TO PUT A TAPE IN MY TAPE RECORDER! I AM REAL GOOD AT TAKING PICTURES WITH OUT FILM IN THE CARMERA. THAT\'S WHY WE GOT A DITIAL.THE SAME WITH THE VIDEO RECORDER. I CAN THINK I AM TAPING AN EVENT ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT\'S STILL ON STAND BY.YEAH,THAT GUY DID HAVE A SET TO SING THAT SONG. IF YA CAN CALL IT SINGING. HE WAS NOT SEXY FOR ANYTHING.LOL..SMILES AAND GIGGLES HAZELEYES

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