TODAY'S JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SLEEPY HAZELEYES
Mood: PERPLEXED
HERE IS MY ENTRY FOR TODAY. NO NEW ON THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. ALL I SEE HIS MR. GUY BOOBS. HE PULLS HIS WIFE'S CAR IN AND OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY.. HE ACTUALLY MOWED HIS LAWN YESTERDAY. THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE IS STILL STANDING PROUD AND TALL . I STILL SEE NOT BLOOMERS ON THE CLOTHES LINE. SO , BEING THE COPS HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND TO INQUIRE ABOUT HER WHERE ABOUTS. I WILL HAVE TO ASSUME SHE HAS LEFT HIM,IS VISITING SOMEONE FOR THE SUMMER, IS SICK AND IN THE HOSPITAL OR ????????? I JUST DON'T HAVE A CLUE TO ANY OF IT.
THE MOST PUZZLING TO ME IS WHY IS THIS THING IN HIS BACKYARD.? IT IS NOT YOUR EVERYDAY BACKYARD DECORATION. LIKE A BIRDBATH OR SIGNS THAT SAY "WELCOME" OR SOMETHING. IT'S A HEADSTONE. THE GUY LIKES ROCKS. HE HAS THEM ALL OVER HIS FRONT YARD AND BACK. I'VE SEEN HIM AND HIS SON UNLOAD ALL DIFFERENT SIZES OF ROCKS. HE USES MOST AS A DECORATION AND ENCIRCLES HIS WEIRD GARDENS AND PLACES THEM ALONG THE PATHWAYS THRU HIS YARD. BUT, THIS PINK GRAINTE HEADSTONE IS JUST TOO STRANGE FOR ME.
HIS TOMATOS ARE GROWING UPSIDE DOWN ON THIS WEIRD BLACK THING. IT STANDS 4 OR 5 FT TALL. HIS SCARECROW IS STANDING PROUD IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT I GUESS IS ANOTHER VEGTABLE GARDEN.
WELL, I GUESS THIS SNOOPER SNIFFER WILL HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING AND WAITING. A FRIEND STOPPED BY AND SAID THAT THEY SAW MR. GUY BOOB WALKING WITH A CANE THE OTHER DAY. I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD SEEN THE WIFE . SHE SAID NO. JUST HER. I TOLD HER ABOUT THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. SHE LOOKED AT IT AND HER MOUTH JUST HUNG OPEN. HER STATEMENT IS THEY ARE WEIRD PEOPLE. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. SHE THOUGHT IT ODD ALSO.
SO, I GUESS I AM NOT NUTS AND NO ONE HAS SEEN HER AND CAN NOT EXPLAIN THIS PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE.
WELL, I WILL END NOW. SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL.
HAZELEYES
TINKS SAYS HELLO AND SPINKLES HER DUST TO YOU ALL....


