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Mood: ADRENALIN RACING THOUGH MY BODY
Listening to: THE SOUND OF THE CRICKETS OUTSIDE

   OKAY HERE IS THE NEXT PART OF THE STORY. I WONDER IF CSI PEOPLE ARE READING THIS. ANYWAY. I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AND OF COURSE REACH FOR MY COFFEE. FIRST, I GOTTA BRUSH MY TEETH. NOTHING WORSE THEN COFFEE WITH GORILLIA MOUTH IN THE MORNING..LOL..AS I AM PREPARING MY COFFEE I HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK OVER AT THE ADAMS FAMILY HOUSE. ALL'S QUIET. NO SIGN OF ANYTHING OR ANYONE. THE CAR IS STILL GONE. THE WIFE'S CAR.

I GO ABOUT MY MORNING ROUTINE OF LETTING THE DOG OUT. THEN I TURN ON THE COMPUTER. I CHECK MY MAIL AND READ SOME BLOGS. THEN IT'S TIME TO DO THE WASH AND OF COURSE HANG IT OUT. GREAT OPPURTUNITY TO BE THE SNOOPY SNIFFER THAT I AM... HEE HEE. SO, I ROUND UP THE CLOTHES AND TOWELS AND STUFF AND DOWNSTAIRS TO THE BASEMENT I WANDER. HMMM...I WONDER IF I CAN SEE THE ADAMS FAMILY BACKYARD FROM THE CELLAR WINDOW... SO, I CLIMB UP ON SOME WOOD THAT IS PILED UP DOWNSTAIRS FOR OUR FIREPLACE. NOPE...CAN'T SEE A THING. I PUT THE DARK CLOTHES IN FIRST AND START THE MACHINE. MY MIND IS THINKING WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY NEIGHBOR?I START THE WASHER AND UP THE STAIRS I GO.

I POUR MYSELF ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE AND SIT OUT ON THE PORCH. IT IS A NICE SETUP OUT THERE. IT IS SCREENED IN WITH WINDOWS AND ALL. SO, I CAN SPY ON ANYONE WHO  WALKS BY OR MY NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR. DIFFERENT VIEW YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ME AND MY HUSBAND HAD PLANNED AN OUTTING FOR THE DAY. WE WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM OUR TOWN AND GO DOWN BY THE WATER AND SIT AND CHAT. AS YOU KNOW BY NOW I AM A PEOPLE WATCHER, SO MUCH THAT SOMETIMES MY HUSBAND STARTS LAUGHING CAUSE I AM STAREING OR MAKEING SOME WEIRD FACE THAT I DON'T REALIZE. SO, WE BOTH WERE RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO GET THINGS DONE. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOOK OVER AND THE WIFE'S CAR IS THERE.   (WIFE'S CAR)

OH JOY OH BLISS!!!!!! NOW MY HEART GETS TO POUNDING AND I CALL TO MY HUSBAND...LOOK.. HER  CAR HAS APPEARED AGAIN. NO SIGN OF ANY MOVEMENT. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I TELL MY HUSBAND IF I SEE HIM I AM GONNA GO STRAIGHT OVER THEIR AND SAY FESS UP GUY BOOBS.... WHERE'S THE WIFE. HOW WAS YOUR 14 HOUR DRIVE? THONG BOY... WELL, HE'S NOT A BOY.ANYWAY... MY HUSBAND SAYS"I DON'T THINK SO. LET'S WAIT TO SEE IF SHE IS AROUND FIRST. I JUST CAN'T DO THAT. WAIT... WAITING MAKES ME CRAZY.... TIC TOC GOES THE CLOCK PRECIOUS MOMENTS ARE GOING BY. THIS IS THE TIME THAT I SHOULD DO IT ..I SHOULD JUST GO....

WELL MY NEXT IDEA OF COURSE IS TO FEED THE BIRDS AND FILL UP THE BIRDBATH. THEN WATER MY FLOWERS. THEY DO NEED WATER TOO YA KNOW. GREAT PLAN RIGHT.. SO, OUT I GO IN HOPES TO SEE HIM. WELL, ONLY IF HE HAS HIS SHIRT ON. YIKES. NO THONGS PLEASE...ANYWAY, HERE I AM FILLING UP THE FEEDERS SINGING EVER JUST SO NONCHALANTLY. DO..DO..DO....LA.LA...LA...ALL THE WHILE STRECHING MY NECK TRYING TO SEE IF HE'S OR SHE'S IN THIER KITCHEN. NOPE NOTHING. ALL RIGHTY THEN...LET'S JUST GO GET THE HOSE AND DOUSE THOSE FLOWERS.

WELL, AS I AM WATERING MY FLOWERS HIS DAMN MUTT COMES AROUND AND PROCEEDS TO LIFT HIS LEG . I AIM MY HOSE GETTING READY TO DOUSE THAT LITTLE MUTT OF HIS. WELL, AT LEAST THE DOGS STILL AROUND. MY DOG IS BARKING LIKE CRAZY NOW. HE WANTS TO DO SERIOUS HARM TO THAT DOG. I START THINKING AGAIN AND HOPE THAT HE SHOWS HIS UGLY FACE. MY HUSBAND CALLS TO ME AND SAYS ARE YOU READY YET? OH NO,,, I SAY...I AM WATERING THE FLOWERS WITH MY SNOOPY SNIFFER FACE ON.. THAT'S A CLUE TO HIM THAT I AM BUSY SPYING... HE SMIRKS AND SAYS WELL HURRY UP .REMEMBER WE WANT TO GO DOWN TO THE WATER.    

OKAY NOW I HAVE TO GET MY BUTT IN GEAR TO GO TO THE WATERS EDGE. I SAY TO MY HUSBAND. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STAY HERE AND SEE IF HE OR SHE COMES OUT. NOPE HE SAYS. WE NEED TO GET GOING... I REALLY WAS TORN WHETHER TO STAY OR GO...BOTH SOUNDED EXCITING TO ME. MY HUSBAND PERSUADES ME TO GO... HE SAYS.. LOOK JUST THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING YOU COULD DO. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MAY SEE AND HAVE TO WRITE ON YOUR BLOG PAGE. I GET READY AND OFF WE GO...   WE HAD A SIMPLY WONDERFUL DAY. WE HEADED HOME. THE DAY WAS SUNNY AND THE WATER GRAND. WE HAD A NICE LONDON BROIL TO THROW ON THE GRILL WHEN WE GOT HOME. IT WAS ABOUT 4PM AND WE WERE SITTING OUT BACK JUST CHATTING AND WAITING FOR THE STEAK TO COOK. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR A DOOR SLAM SHUT. A CAR DOOR. I STAND STRAIGHT UP AND LOOK OVER TO THE ADAMS FAMILY HOUSE. EUREKA!!!!! IT'S HIM... MY HUSBAND LOOKS OVER AND CONFIRMS THIS ALSO.. NOW MY HEART IS RACING AND I FEEL MY LEGS MOVING. I MAKE IT HALF WAY UP THE HILL OF MY YARD AND IN THE HOUSE SOMEONE GOES. DAMN IT ALL.... I TURN AROUND AND HEAD BACK OVER TO THE CHAIR AND MY SPILLED BEER.(I JUMPED UP SO FAST I KNOCKED IT OVER)WHAT A WASTE OF BEER.

NOW, I HEAR MR.THONG,GUY BOOB CALL HER NAME OUT. NOTHING COMES BACK.. HE CALLS HER AGAIN. I HEAR AND MY HUSBAND HEARS "WHAT DO YOU WANT?' SHE SOUNDED REALLY ANNOYED. I LOOK AT MY HUSBAND HE LOOKS AT ME AND WE BOTH SAY... SHE'S ALIVE.....!!!!!!! OR IS SHE. WE STILL HAVE NOT SEEN HER.

WELL, THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT. I GOTTA GO NOW. I WILL PUT THE NEXT PART ON SOON...ISN'T THIS EXCITING!

TINKS THINKS I SHOULD JUST END IT NOW. BUT, WHAT FUN IS THAT. STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT IF SHE IS OR IS NOT ALIVE....YOU MAY BE SURPRIZED.

SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL. THANKS FOR HANGING IN THERE. IF I KEEP WRITING THIS WILL BE A NOVEL OF A PAGE. SO I GOTTA BREAK IT UP. I DON'T WANT YOU ALL TO GET EYE STRAIN..LOL... SMILES AND GIGGLES....HAZELEYES.....