Weblog of SLEEPYHAZELEYES

Mood: FINALLY COOL AND CALM
Listening to: THE AIRCONDITIONER

 NOW LET'S START OUT WITH I AM MUCH CALMER TODAY THEN THE OTHER DAY. BEING NOTHING HAS GONE WRONG YET. LET'S CROSS OUR FINGERS AND MAKE TINK HOLD BACK ANY MEAN BLOGIGO SPELLS ON MY ENTRY.

OKAY SO HERE I GET UP AND CHECK MY EMAILS AND LOOK AROUND FOR A WHILE. THEN IT'S TIME TO GET ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. SO , I SIT THERE DRINKING MY COFFEE AND READING BLOGS AND MUNCHING ON A BANANA. NEED THE POTASIUM. HA HA... ANY WAY. AFTER A WHILE I DECIDE IT IS TIME TO DO THE WASH AND HANG IT OUTSIDE. IT WAS A NICE DAY. NOW EVERYTIME I HANG THE WASH OUTSIDE SOMETHING OF INTEREST CATCHES MY EYE. SO, I TRYED NOT TO BE NOSEY. YEAH RIGHT. THAT'S LIKE TELLING ME NOT TO BREATH. ANYWAY, I SAID TRYED. I NOTICED THAT MY NEIGHBOR WAS HOME. HIS WIFES CAR APPEARED IN THE DRIVEWAY. NO SIGN OF HER NOR HIM...HMMMMMMMM....

I GET TO THINKING IS THIS THE DAY I WILL MUSTER UP THE NERVE TO GO OVER TO THE ADAMS FAIMLY HOUSE. COULD THIS BE MY BIG CHANCE.,? WELL, OF COURSE ME BEING THE SNOOPY SNIFFER I RAN IN THE HOUSE AND UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR OF MY HOUSE. HERE I AM PEERING THOUGH THE BLINDS TO SEE IF I SEE HER OR HIM... NOTHING.. SO, I SAY TO MYSELF.SELF: GET YOUR HAPPY LITTLE ASS OUTSIDE AND FEED THE BIRDS.. OKAY... I SAY TO MYSELF.

 SO OUT SIDE I GO... REAL SLOW PACE JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS ATTUIDE AND ALL. REALLY I JUST WANTED TO KNOCK ON HIS DOOR AND SAY OKAY WHERE IS SHE. THE CSI SHOW WANTS THE STORY FOR THEIR SHOW. COME ON FESS UP. WHERE DID YOU HIDE YOUR WIFE OR PARTS OF YOUR WIFE. BUT, I DID NOT. I WENT OVER TO THE BIRD PLACE AND FILLED MY FEEDERS AND PUT FRESH WATER IN THE BIRD BATH. AS I AM DOING THIS I AM STRECHING MY NECK AROUND THE BUSHES AND POKING MY HEAD THOUGH THE BUSHES TO SEE IF I COULD SPOT ANYTHING. ALL OF A SUDDEN. HE'S OUT SIDE.

NOW, I AM ALITTLE STARTLED. WOW... THERE HE IS WITH HIS GUY BOOBS AND SHORTS ON. NO THONG THAT DAY NOR BOXERS. BUT THE SITE OF THE UPPER PART WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU PUKE..  SORRY HAD TO SHARE...SO, HE TAKES HIS LAWN MOWER OUT AND WALKS IT ACROSS THE STREET. NOW, I AM THINK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY. HE FILLS HIS LAWNMOWER WITH GAS AND PAYS AND WALKS IT ACROSS THE STREET AND BACK TO HIS HOUSE. NOW, I AM INSIDE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW OF MY KITCHEN TO SEE IF SHE IS AROUND. MY HUSBAND COMES DOWN FROM UPSTAIRS AND SAYS WHAT ARE YA DOING? I REPLY BEING THE SNOOPY SNIFFER INVESTAGATOR.... HE'S OUT THERE MOWING THE PATHWAYS IN HIS YARD. IT WAS REALLY OVER GROWN SINCE HE WENT ON HIS 14 HOUR DRIVE AND THEN NEVER RETURNED FOR WEEKS.... MY HUSBAND ASKS IF I SAW THE WIFE. NOPE I SAID JUST THEIR CAT SITTING AND SUNNING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. THE DOG I DID NOT SEE EITHER. PROBALBY GOT RID OF HIM ALONG WITH THE WIFE.

SO, HE FINISHES UP THE PATHWAYS THRU HIS YARD AND OUT FRONT AND DISAPPEARS. NEXT TIME I LOOK THE WIFES CAR IS GONE... SHIT, I SAY TO MYSELF. I MISSED HIM LEAVE. HOW COULD I... ????" OH WELL, LATER ON I COULD CHECK THINGS OUT WHEN HE RETURNS. HE NEVER COMES HOME THAT NIGHT...

IT WAS GETTING LATE SO OFF TO BED I WENT. THIS WAS AN ALL DAY EVENT FOR ME. I DID OTHER STUFF INBETWEEN BUT MY SITES WERE ON THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR... HEE HEE.

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT PART.... I WANT TO PUBLISH THIS BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS ON ME LIKE MY DAMN NEIGHBOR DID. SO, HAPPY TRAILS AND SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU. HAZELEYES....I WILL RETURN WITH THE NEXT PART SOON... HANG ON TO YOUR HATS... TINK SAYS THAT THIS TIME IT SHOULD BE OKAY TO HIT THE PUBLISH BUTTON.. I HOPE SHE IS RIGHT... SMILES AND GIGGLES