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Aug 22, 2005 at 15:36 o\clock

MORNING TIME WITH HAZELEYES

by: SLEEPLYHAZELEYES

Mood: JUST CHILLIN
Listening to: NOTHING AT ALL

 Hungry JUST DRAGGED MY HAPPY ASS OUT OF BED. I GOTTA GET SOME COFFEE. I AM STRAVING TO DEATH. I DON'T REMEMBER IF I ATE LAST NIGHT OR NOT. I HAD ONE BEER AFTER THE OTHER AND BEFORE I KNEW IT THE ROOM WAS JUST SPINNING. ROUGH WEEKEND.

SO, HERE I AM BACK. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I LEFT. LOL..ANYWAY I HAVE THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. NO, NOT THAT WHEATIES CRAP! I GOT ME A CHUNKY PEANUTBUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH AND MY COFFEE. NOW, BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR NOSE UP TO IT TRY. TRY IT...MY OTHER ONE IS PEANUTBUTTER AND FLUFF. YUMMY.... REMEMBER THAT COMMMERICAL WITH MIKEY. TRY IT YOU'LL LIKE. MIKEY LIKED LIFE CERAL. IF MIKEY LIKED IT YOU MIGHT JUST LIKE IT TOO. MY HUSBAND LIKES PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY AND POTOTOE CHIPS SANDWICHES. NOW, THAT'S GROSS,I DID TRY THAT. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS

WE HAVE A SHUNK ROAMING THE YARD. YOU CAN SMELL HIM A MILE AWAY. I HAD TO CLOSE THE WINDOWS LAST NIGHT. MY POOR DOG GOT SPRAYED IN THE FACE LAST YEAR. MY HUSBAND COMES RUNNING IN THE HOUSE, SCREAMING THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE DOG. I GO OUTSIDE AND THE FIRST THING TO HIT ME WAS THE SMELL. I SAID HE GOT SPRAYED BY A SHUNK. GO CALL THE VET. THE POOR THING COULD NOT OPEN HIS EYES. HE KEPT RUBBING THEM WITH HIS PAWS. HE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND REALLY SMELLED BAD.

THE VET SAID TO GO GET EYEWASH AND WASH HIS EYES OUT EVERY FEW HOURS AND GET TOMATO JUICE. GIVE HIM A BATH AND DON'T LET HIM IN THE HOUSE. THE HOUSE WILL SMELL FOREVER. WELL, WE DID ALL SHE SAID AND COULD NOT BARE TO LEAVE HIM OUTSIDE. HE LIVES INSIDE. SO, WE PUT HIM IN THE BASEMENT. THE BASEMENT SMELT REALLY BAD FOR A LONG TIME. THE SMELL GOT THRU THE BASEMENT DOOR EVEN. NOT AS BAD AS DOWN THERE. IT WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME GAG. AFTER A WHILE IT WENT AWAY.

THEN FOR THE LONGEST TIME IF HE GOT WET BEING RAINED ON OR A BATH THE DAMN SMELL WOULD COME BACK. GO FIGURE. THOSE SHUNKS ARE EVIL I TELL YOU. EVIL...SMELLY LITTLE CREATURES. IT FINALLLY WENT AWAY. IT TOOK A LONG TIME. THAT SHUNK GOT HIT BY A CAR TWO DOORS DOWN AND THE SMELL CAME OVER THIS WAY WITH THE WIND. GAG ME.....SO, I HOPE THAT THIS NEW LITTLE EVIL SHUNK DOESN'T TAKE UP RESIDENCE HERE. I LEAVE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND IF THAT THING GREETS ME WITH TAIL UP IN THE AIR. I WILL NOT BE A HAPPY CAMPER. THEY ROAM AT NIGHT IN THE DARK WAY INTO THE WEE HOURS OF THE NIGHT. WISH ME LUCK AND MY POOR DOG.

ANYWAY THAT'S IT FOLKS. SMILES AND GIGGLES TO ONE AND ALL. HAZELEYES





Comments for this entry:

  1. jamryn wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 15:51 o\clock:Good Morning Hazeleyes my breakfast was a left over Arbys sandwich and cheese sticks. I thought it would taste good......right now I can\'t seem to get the taste of those spicy cheese things out of my mouth. Yuck...yuck....yuck. Your skunk story reminds me of one I use to tell......when a baby skunk clibmed into bed with my daughter - on a camping trip. She woke up eye ball to eyeball with this skunk. I don\'t know who scared who more. It\'s funny now - wasen\'t back then.
  2. shellbug773 wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 16:01 o\clock:http://photobucket.com/albums/a292/shellyjean05/



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  3. SNOOTER2 wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 16:44 o\clock:oh my goodness...I like fluff and peanutbutter anytime anywhere. Not so sure about that peanutbutter and bannana stuff. I like them just fine alone. I felt bad for your dog. I just rolled out of bed. Work the weekend. Yawn...sorry... Still tired. Have a nice day girlfriend! Snooter
  4. CRYSTELPRISAM wrote at Aug 22, 2005 at 17:56 o\clock:I hope I never dance with a shunk. They don\'t sound to nice. Just very smelly. I rather encounter a spirit. Your dog okay now? Did his eyes get better? That must have hurt him bad. Sounds like a great breakfast. I don\'t eat breakfast, just lunch and dinner. Too busy in the morning hours. well, have a nice one...Crystel
  5. Ghostgirl wrote at Aug 23, 2005 at 02:51 o\clock:LOL... I love peanutbutter and banana too!! I used to eat the fluff when I was a kid... well... my mom would never buy it for me... but my best friend always had those .. and we would trade!!!!... Yea.. My dad accidentally killed a skunk once in our garage... accident! yea right! Well it was horrible.. The smell seeped into the house... So nasty... YOur poor doggie.... Glad he was ok! My cat swallowed a bee once.. and started foaming.. and couldnt breathe... scary stuff... But he survived... Life is crazy.. Ok talk to you soon
  6. sapphire2 wrote at Aug 24, 2005 at 08:10 o\clock:Seems how we are discussing skunks...lol I have a story for ya. My ex-sister in law was an animal freak. Always bringing home something. Well oneday she came home with a skunk who was defumed and she told me to comeover so she could show it to me. Upon my arrival, the skunk had it in for me for whatever reason. Decided to hide behind the door and that lil shit bit me right in the foot. Hurt like a son of a bleep. Anyway to make a long story short, my brother picked it up by the tail and swung it out the front door and the skunk became history.Serves his ass right : )
  7. SLEEPLYHAZELEYES wrote at Aug 27, 2005 at 00:16 o\clock:SAPPHIRE~ HELLO THERE GIRL...ANOTHER HURRICANE ON IT\'S WAY. YIKES BE CAREFUL. SHUNKS....PHOOY... I CAN NOT THINK OF ANY REASON THAT THEY ARE AROUND. SMELLY EVILL LITTLE CREATURES.NOT ONLY DO THEY SPRAY THEY FREAKIN BITE. EVIL I TELL YOU THEY ARE EVIL..... SORRY ABOUT THE FOOT. THE EVIL LITTLE THING SHOULD OF ALSO HAD IT\'S TEETH TAKEN OUT....LOL HAZELEYES

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