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 HI THERE!!!I JUST GOT HOME FROM WORK. WELL, THE DRAMA IS JUST GETTING WORSE AND WORSE...NOW WHEN CERTAIN PEOPLE PASS EACH OTHER THE Y LOOK AT THE FLOOR OR JUST TURN THERE BACKS WHILE YOU PASS. IT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT!!! I THINK I MAY DO A RUNNING SOAP OPERA ON MY JOB. WHO CARES IF I DON'T MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS ON THE FUNNY SHIT THAT GOES ON BETWEEN THE PEOPLE.

LET ME START OFF WITH WHAT KIND OF PLACE I WORK AT. I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT A LAW CALLED "HIPPA" I CAN NOT USE ANY OF THE PEOPLE'S NAMES THAT WE CARE FOR. SO, LIKE WISE I MAY JUST HAVE TO CHANGE THE NAMES OF THE PEOPLE I WORK WITH TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT. I WILL ALSO CHANGE TH LOCATION AND THE FLOOR THAT I WORK ON.

HERE ARE THE STARS OF THE 10TH FLOOR..

MUFFIN: SHE'S THE THEIF AND BEST LAIR I HAVE EVER MET

THE WITCH: SHE DOES NO WRONG AND HER LIFE IS JUST WONDERFUL. HER HUSBAND DOES NOT WORK AND SHE IS AFTER A 27 YEAR OLD GUY. MIND YOU ALL HER KIDS ARE GROWN. MID-LIFE CRISIS OR WHAT?

CLEAR: MARRIED TWICE IS ONLY IN HER 30'S AND HER EX-HUSBAND STILL BRINGS HER MOTHERS DAY PRESENTS AND VISITS HER AT HER HOME. THE NEW HUSBAND SEEMS NOT TO MIND. HE IS VERY LARGE AND IS GOING FOR A STOMACH BY PASS IN JULY.

CHEERFUL: SWEET GIRL IN HER TWENTYS. TRYS TO SAY OUT OF EVERONES BUISSNESS. JUST GOT HER BELLY BUTTON PERICED AND LOVES IT.WAS GETTING MARRIED TO A CONTROL FREAK BUT PULLED OUT IN THE NICK OF TIME. HE RAPED SOMEONE....OH MY....

PART TIMER: SEEMS TO BE NICE. TOO MUCH INTO HERSELF AND IS JUST A FLUTTER OVER THIS YOUNG GUY WHO HANDS OUT THE FOOD FOR OUR FLOOR. SHE IS ALSO MARRIED AND HAS TWO KIDS.... VERY COMPULSIVE ABOUT HER LOOKS AND HER HOME AND HER CAR. LIKES TO GO TO BARS WITH CHEERFUL.

THE MUNCHKIN: THE HEAD HONCHO. SHE STANDS 4 FT TALL AND WEARS A SIZE 2 SHOE. IF YA CAN BELIVE THAT. SHE MAKES BELIEVE YOU DO NOT EXSIST UNLESS YOU DO SOMETHING SHE DOES NOT LIKE. SHE STRUTS AROUND LIKE SHE WAS THE POPE OR THE HEAD OF THE SENTATE OR SOMETHING..

WEEPY BUT SECOND IN CHARGE: SHE THINKS EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS JUST PERFECT. EVERY SUNDAY AT 2PM SHE JUST GETS WEEPY. HER MOM USED TO COME AND SEE IF SHE NEEDED ANY HELP WITH HER KIDS...SHE'S GONE NOW. SHE CAN'T HANDLE SUNDAYS AT 2PM. SUFFERS FROM BACK INJURY AND MIGRAINES.

SMART ASS ALSO IN CHARGE OF FLOOR: SKINNY THING HAS 6 KIDS IN HER 30'S AND IS IN THE MIDDLE OF DIVORCE AND IS DATING A LAWYER WHO IS ALSO GETTING A DIVORCE. SHE TRYS TO STAY NETRAUL.BUT HAS TO HEAR EVERYTHING THAT GOING ON WITH STAFF.

SHORT AND STOUT: HAS BEEN AT JOB SINCE THE BEGINING OF TIME. SHE IS VERY FRIENDLY AND EXTREMELY EFFICIENT. NEVER TALKS ABOUT ANYONE. CAUSE SHE IS TIGHT WITH HEAD HONCHO..... SHE IS HEAD HONCHO'S RIGHT  HAND MAN SO TO SPEAK.....

FREAK: SHE IS ONE WHO IS QUIET AND NEVER DOES HER WORK. SHE BOASTS ABOUT HERSELF BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WILL. IN FACT NO ONE LIKES HER OR THE WITCH. WE SHOULD PUT THEM IN A ROOM TOGETHER AND LOCK IT AND THROW AWAY THE KEY. SHE IS A BUSY BODY ......HAS 3 KIDS NEVER BEEN MARRIED...LIVES IN A TRAILER SOMEWHERE OUT IN NOWHERE LAND....

VERY QUIET UNTIL SHE GET WITH THE THEIF. THEN THEY TURN INTO A COMEDY ACT....PEE YOUR PANTS LAUGHING AS YOU WATCH THEM IMATATE THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM. YOU WOULD NEVER NO SHE WORKS THERE IF SHE DID NOT SCREAM AS YOU ENTERED A ROOM QUIETLY. SHE SCARES EASILY....

THE HORSE OWNER: PART TIMER HEALTH PROBLEMS. JUST GOT A DIVORCE CO-WORKER BROUGHT IN THE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR HER BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT GET THE PAPER.

HAIRPEICE: LOVES TO WEAR HAIR PEICES THAT DO NOT MATCH HER HAIR COLOR AND IS EASLIY PERSUADED BY THE WITCH TO GO AGAINST CLEAR. FUNNY AND NICE DOES NOT LIKE TO BE AT ODDS WITH ANYONE.

SMOKER 1: HAS BEEN AT JOB FOR MANY YEARS TEAMS UP WITH ANOTHER SMOKER 2 WHO ALSO HAS BEEN THERE FOR EVER. NICE BUT VERY SNEAKY...... IN MUNKINS OFFICE AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK  GIVING HER THE UP DATES. SHE'S A SPY.

SMOKER 2: IS FRIENDS WITH SMOKER 1 AND IS A KNOW IT ALL AND STEALS FROM PEOPLE AND THINKS HER SHIT DOES NOT STINK. THEY ARE A PAIR.....

THE FILL IN: SHE IS A ROLLY POLLY AND NEVER GIVES THE PEOPLE THERE MEDINCE. SHE LINES IT UP AND ASKS THEM WHICH ONE WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE. THEN FLUSHES REST DOWN TOILET... ALWAYS ON BREAK IN OUR BREAK ROOM... VERY LAZY.

THAT'S JUST SOME OF THE STAFFING ON OUR WONDERFUL FLOOR. NEXT WOULD BE OTHERS AND THE DRAMA THAT GOES ON EACH DAY  ON THE 10TH FLOOR... GOD SAVE THE KING AND HIS BALLS. AND GOD SAVE THE QUEEN AND ALICE IN WONDERLAND..... NOW I HAVE TO JOT DOWN ALL MY CHARACTERS. I WILL LEAVE ME OUT OF IT ALTHOUGH I SHOULD NOT ... OK I WILL BE HAZELEYES... THE THINGS I SEE AND THE THINGS I HEAR... DRAMA IT'S ALL DRAMA.AND IT IS ALL TRUE... YOU TOO CAN EXPERINCE WHAT I DO. THERE IS ALSO THREE SHIFTS AND EACH SHIFT HATES AND TALKS ABOUT THE OTHER SHIFT.... FUNNY CRAP.... THAT'S WHY I LIKE TO COME HOME AND JUST SIT IN MY BACK YARD AND FEEL THE SUN ON MY FACE AND THE WARM BREEZE THROUGH MY HAIR.  ANYWAY I SHOULD  GO NOW...HAZELEYES