Weblog of SLEEPYHAZELEYES

Mood: SLEEPY
Listening to: MY DOG SNORING

  HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN. PEOPLE REALLY AMAZE ME. SOMETIMES I AM ON MY WAY TO WORK OR COMING HOME SINGING TO A TUNE ON MY CD AND A DARN DRIVER COMES UP BEHIND ME AND HAS TO BE UP MY A##!!! WHY? I MUST ASK? WHAT THE F___!! DO THEY WANT ME TO DO? SPEED UP,SLOW DOWN, MOVE OVER.? I SWEAR HERE I AM JUST GOING THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT CAUSE I LEARNED MY LESSON NOT TO GO OVER IT. CAUSE THE SNEAKY POLICE CARS LEARK IN THE BUSHES AND UP ON THE HILL. SO , I TOODLE ALONG AT THE SPEED LIMIT NOT A MILE UNDER OR OVER. SO, HERE YOU ARE WITH A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE AND THIS ASS HOLE UP YOUR BUMPER. DO YOU 1. SPEED UP. 2. SLOW DOWN. 3. KEEP GOING YOUR SPEED LIMIT. 4. STEP ON THE BRAKES AND HOPE HE HITS YOU. 5. JUST F__K WITH HIS HEAD AND TAP THE BRAKES AND SLOW DOWN THEN SPEED UP.. EVERYDAY THIS HAPPENS. EVERYDAY IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS.  I HAVE HEARD OF ROAD RAGE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOR THE BIG CITIES AND BIG INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS AND THE LIKE. WELL, IT SEEMS IT IS ALSO ON THOSE LOVELY LITTLE COUNTRY ROADS YOU SEE ON CALENDERS OR NATIONAL GEOPHRAIC. YOU KNOW THE ONES WITH THE BIG FLUFFY CLOUDS AND THE NICE BIG FARMS WITH HORSES AND CHICKENS AND WILD DEER AND TURKEY.  HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU BE ON A ROAD AT 5AM AND THE SUN IS JUST COMING UP ON THE HORIZON AND THIS ONE ASSHOLE ALWAYS FINDS YOU. THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS IN SIGHT JUST THIS ONE THAT SEEMS TO HAVE JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY TO GET YOUR GOAT. WHY???????? IT MAY BE ABOUT 5 MILES OR SO BEFORE THE DOUBLE YELLOW LINE TURNS INTO THE YELLOW DOTTEDLINE. WHEREAS SOON AS IT DOES YOU CAN REST ASURE THAT THAT ASSHOLE WILL SPEED BY YOU AND FLIP YOU THE BIRD... NOW WHERE I LIVE YOU CAN HAVE A HUNTING RIFLE AS LONG AS YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE VECHILE. WHY IS IT EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS IT IS A TRUCK WITH THEIR TRUSTY LITTLE RIFFLE RIGHT THERE .  IT IS ALWAYS SOME MAN IN A RUSH TO GET TO NOWHERE FASTER THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO.. I WILL NOT PAY ANOTHER SPEEDING TICKET NOR WILL I MOVE MY ASS OUT OF THEIR WAY FOR NOTHING ANYMORE. THEY LOVE TO FLASH THE BRIGHTS AT YOU AND FLIP YOU THE BIRD... WELL, GOOD LUCK I HOPE THE  NEXT STATE TROOPER GETS YOU ASSHOLE... JUST THE OTHER WEEK ONE OF THESE IDIOTS DECIDED TO PASS A CAR THAT I GUESS HE THOUGHT WAS GOING TO SLOW AND AS HE DID A TRACTOR TRAILER HIT HIS CAR HEAD ON AND THE GUY DIED. WELL, WHERE EVER HE WAS IN SUCH A RUSH TO GO HE NEVER MADE IT. HOW ON EARTH COULD HE NOT SEE THE TRACTOR TRAILER ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS HE DECIDED TO PASS THIS OTHER CAR.. NO ONE CAN FIGURE IT OUT.. YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WATCH OUT FOR ON THESE COUNTRY ROADS IN THE WEE HOURS DRIVING TO WORK. DEER,SHUNK,RABBITS, WILD TURKEY.PHEASANTS,GEESEE,DUCKS AND WHAT EVER ELSE DECIDES TO CROSS THE STREET. EVEN SNAPPING TURTLES. GHEEEZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, ANYWAY I AM OFF TOMORROW FRIDAY. I HAVE TO WORK ON THE WEEKEND. I AM SO TIRED AND POOPED OUT FROM BEING SICK AND NOT REALLY GETTING THE REST I NEED. SO, I WILL TRY TO REST UP TOMORROW SO I CAN GO TO THE CRAZY 10TH FLOORTHIS WEEKEND AND ALL THE MELADRAMA ANYONE COULD POSSIABLY DREAM OF. WHAT A PLACE. THE 10TH FLOOR. THE DILEMAS THAT PEOPLE GET THEMSELVES INTO IS ASTONISHING. IT IS TRULEY A PLACE THAT SHOULD BE A TELEVISION SHOW OR SOAP OPERA. I WISH I COULD KEEP UP WITH IT ALL AND TRULEY WRITE A BOOK. IT WOULD HIT THE BEST SELLER LIST. IF I DID NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THEN GO THERE (WORK) AND COME HOME I PROBALY WOULD BE ABLE TO WRITE IT CAUSE THAT WOULD BE MY MISSION IN LIFE.
GOOD NIGHT...( GIFT FROM HENRY....) HAZELEYES