Weblog of SLEEPYHAZELEYES

Aug 30, 2005 at 03:24 o\clock

Some things I enjoyed when I was a kid...

Mood: Tired as always
Listening to: My bed calling my name

 Bubbles Did you like to blow bubbles? I did. I still do. They always made a weird shape. I had this huge bubble maker. The dish was as big as a dinner plate. The round thing that you swooshed in the bubble stuff fit inside the dish or plate. It was the coolest thing. I would try to make the biggest bubble with this . Then it used to make me laugh how it tryed so hard to fly up into the air. It held all the colors of the rainbow. Then POP!! It was gone.

I also had the regular bubbles. The one with the bubble wand in the bottle. Now, those were pretty cool too. Me and my friend would have this bubble contest. We would try to make as many bubbles while we spun around in a wide circle. Then we would try to make the most blowing slowly though the wand. We would giggle and laugh as they popped on our noses. Then the best part was when we blew a bubble within a bubble. We would let it go and then try to catch it. If it did not break you would win that round. The silly things we did as kids.

It's fun when you have small ones around. You get to play and do all those silly things again. No one would think you strange or nothing. You were just playing. I love to play peek a boo with my grandbaby. Actually, you have to say "where's the baby?" That's when she will pop her head out from under her blanket or whatever it she thinks she's hiding under. She is so funny.

My daughter has a tatto on the small of her back. One day last week the baby discovered it. My daughter said she pulled up the back of her shirt and started giggling and laughing, then the baby would put her moms shirt back down. She contuined to do this and each time she would see it she would squeal louder and louder. Now, my daughter said All of a sudden the baby not only pulls the back of my daugthers shirt up to see the tatto she bent over and grabbed a hold of my daughter and kissed it then gave it a taste. Yeap. you heard right. She licked the tattoo and laughed  and laughed. I wonder what was running thru her little head. Kids are great. If yea have any enjoy them while you can.

Well, I guess I better end this little entry. Gotta go to bed. Early riser. Gotta be on the road by 5am. Happy dreams to one and all.. Smiles and giggles to you all. Tink says good night and sends her sweet dreams fairy dust to all....Hazeleyes





Aug 28, 2005 at 03:44 o\clock

Snoopy Sniffer Stikes again!!!!!

Mood: well rested and ready to go
Listening to: the voices in my head...lol

 Magnifying Glass People Watching SherlockOkay, let's start off with how is everybody? I have slept and now feel much better. Work is killing me. Anyway, now that I've been awake most of the day I was able to take a peek over at the Adams Family House.

I swear I don't get it. This guy goes to all this trouble to grow vines and bushes and strange flowers. Then goes to all this trouble to grow tomatos upside down and place a scarecrow in the middle of his veggie garden. Then goes and gets this huge Pink Granite Headstone, then dissappears and reappears only to disappear again.

Go figure. I am still trying to figure out this puzzle. I have a plan, like I said Plans are good. Well, they only work if the Plan has the other part to it. That being Mr. Guy Boobs! Don't know what to make of it all.

Anyway, I took a peek over there . Not just a peek a long lingering type look. I saw all his plants withering and dying. All of his tomatos that have grown upside down are brown and the cherry tomatos have fallen to the ground. The sprinklers are usally going on some timer everyday when he's around. No sprinklers  Nothing!

What am I to think? This is really driving me crazy. His big ass Yellow Tiki Umbrella has been closed all summer. No soft music and wine glasses clinking this year. They have trees that you would swear was out of a Dr. Suess book. The lawn mower has not been used in weeks. The son has been sited only once the other day. I don't even see his truck. The wifes car is gone.No dog or cat.

The Pink Granite Headstone stands tall. No wash on the line for weeks. No big bloomers flapping in the wind. No nothing. Now, I have to wonder why did he go though all the motions of taking care of his vines, flowers, veggies etc... in the beginning of the season. He goes to extremes every year to make his plants and flower and vines and veggies very happy. Not so sure about his wife. Or ex-wife. God only knows. It's killing me. Why did his son and him go through so much stuff all in the beginning of the season.

My mind can not handle much more. I wait in waiting like a damsel in distress. I am in distress! What the hell is going on. This is not like the Adams Family at all. I've been working much and haven't been able to do all my " I SPY" stuff. (ALSO KNOW AS SNOOPY SNIFFER) Maybe I missed something. Some good clue. Somethings going on while I work my little ass off. Hmmmmm....I am so upset. I have my plan. I almost want to call "Lasie the dog in" Lasie is a good Snoopy Sniffer. Timmy could of fallen in the well again! Maybe that's the ticket. Get a Snoopy Sniffer Dog...I've asked my neighbors around town. They have not seen nor heard from them. They are just as baffled as I. Not that anyone really bothers with them.(Adams Family) To freakin WEIRD.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, on another note. I have this fish. I call him Freckles. He's a betta fish. A fighting fish. I think they come from china. I love my little fish. I got him this tank with air bubbles and plants and caves and all sorts of things fish like. I've had him for a long time now. When he see me come in the room he swims to the front of the tank. I turn on the light and say "Hello Freckles. Hungury " I open his food and sprinkle a few of the special betta fish food. I tap the top of the aquarium and he swims to the top and eats. Well, for about a week and a half now. He was looking like he was gonna go to fish heaven. He just stayed in one place. I'd turn on the light and tap the top of the tank. He would just look so sad. Yes sad. These fish actually look at you. They Have little personalitys. No shittin'. So, I was gonna write about him and title it " The Fish That Would Not Die" He'd just lay in his fake plant and look as though he was gonna croak. Well, today I went to see how Freckles was and now he's swimming around happy as could be. I tapped the top of the tank and he swam up to the top and ate. He swam around all day. It's another mystery in my life. The End.......

Comments to my entry are welcome. Tink thinks I've gone over the edge. She keeps spinkling fairy dust on the house. Well, fellow bloggers I must go now. Smiles and Giggles to you all. Hazeleyes





Aug 27, 2005 at 00:36 o\clock

It's Friday finally.... Yippie.....

Mood: Tired
Listening to: the weather channel

 Windyhello everyone... It's been awhile since I've been on my blog. Sorry for not let everyone know that I would not be around. I had to work alot more then usall. I am so tired and just didn't have the energy to turn on my puter.

Well, it seems a hurricane is heading towards Florida. Sapphire and Ghostgirl I hope you"ll be safe. You are both in my thoughts. My daugther lives down by Tampa Bay. She said that right now just rain by her. I hate those damn things. It seems to have hit Miami really hard. I saw it on the weather channel.

Well, I have not seen my neighbors at all. There has been no movement at all. I did see the son the other day as I was pulling in my driveway. Another truck pulled in and he came out of the house. They both went inside. next I know they carry out something and get bring in something that was in the back of this guys truck. I couldn't see what it was. No sign of Mr. guy boobs nor his wife nor the mutt. Not even the cat....Hmmmm... Think he got rid of his dad and his mutt? Too strange. Here I am all ready to confront Mr. Buhudda belly , I have my plan, All my questions, my tape recorder with tape and nothing. No cars no nothing. Well, maybe this weekend I will see him.

The shunk seems to have gone it's merry way. Thank god!!!!!!! those things are EVIL....Now it is the end of the summer and I am so sad. I love the summer and the sunshine and my flowers. I will have to harvest all the seeds for next years gardens. I have to work next weekend and monday Labor day. Three days then I will be off  for one day and have to work three in a row. Healthcare workers have crazy work schedules. My friend has been doing doubles. That's two eight hour shifts in one day. Crazy.

Well, that's all for now. I will pop in tomorrow sometime. I hope all is well with all my blogger friends...HazeleyesI still love this Henry... It's the best... Thanks... Hey shel I will pop over to your sight next to see what you wanted me to look at. sorry sweetie for not being a good blog friend. I just have been working alot... smiles and giggles to everyone....

 





Aug 22, 2005 at 15:36 o\clock

MORNING TIME WITH HAZELEYES

Mood: JUST CHILLIN
Listening to: NOTHING AT ALL

 Hungry JUST DRAGGED MY HAPPY ASS OUT OF BED. I GOTTA GET SOME COFFEE. I AM STRAVING TO DEATH. I DON'T REMEMBER IF I ATE LAST NIGHT OR NOT. I HAD ONE BEER AFTER THE OTHER AND BEFORE I KNEW IT THE ROOM WAS JUST SPINNING. ROUGH WEEKEND.

SO, HERE I AM BACK. YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW I LEFT. LOL..ANYWAY I HAVE THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. NO, NOT THAT WHEATIES CRAP! I GOT ME A CHUNKY PEANUTBUTTER AND BANANA SANDWICH AND MY COFFEE. NOW, BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR NOSE UP TO IT TRY. TRY IT...MY OTHER ONE IS PEANUTBUTTER AND FLUFF. YUMMY.... REMEMBER THAT COMMMERICAL WITH MIKEY. TRY IT YOU'LL LIKE. MIKEY LIKED LIFE CERAL. IF MIKEY LIKED IT YOU MIGHT JUST LIKE IT TOO. MY HUSBAND LIKES PEANUTBUTTER AND JELLY AND POTOTOE CHIPS SANDWICHES. NOW, THAT'S GROSS,I DID TRY THAT. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT FOLKS

WE HAVE A SHUNK ROAMING THE YARD. YOU CAN SMELL HIM A MILE AWAY. I HAD TO CLOSE THE WINDOWS LAST NIGHT. MY POOR DOG GOT SPRAYED IN THE FACE LAST YEAR. MY HUSBAND COMES RUNNING IN THE HOUSE, SCREAMING THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE DOG. I GO OUTSIDE AND THE FIRST THING TO HIT ME WAS THE SMELL. I SAID HE GOT SPRAYED BY A SHUNK. GO CALL THE VET. THE POOR THING COULD NOT OPEN HIS EYES. HE KEPT RUBBING THEM WITH HIS PAWS. HE WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH AND REALLY SMELLED BAD.

THE VET SAID TO GO GET EYEWASH AND WASH HIS EYES OUT EVERY FEW HOURS AND GET TOMATO JUICE. GIVE HIM A BATH AND DON'T LET HIM IN THE HOUSE. THE HOUSE WILL SMELL FOREVER. WELL, WE DID ALL SHE SAID AND COULD NOT BARE TO LEAVE HIM OUTSIDE. HE LIVES INSIDE. SO, WE PUT HIM IN THE BASEMENT. THE BASEMENT SMELT REALLY BAD FOR A LONG TIME. THE SMELL GOT THRU THE BASEMENT DOOR EVEN. NOT AS BAD AS DOWN THERE. IT WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME GAG. AFTER A WHILE IT WENT AWAY.

THEN FOR THE LONGEST TIME IF HE GOT WET BEING RAINED ON OR A BATH THE DAMN SMELL WOULD COME BACK. GO FIGURE. THOSE SHUNKS ARE EVIL I TELL YOU. EVIL...SMELLY LITTLE CREATURES. IT FINALLLY WENT AWAY. IT TOOK A LONG TIME. THAT SHUNK GOT HIT BY A CAR TWO DOORS DOWN AND THE SMELL CAME OVER THIS WAY WITH THE WIND. GAG ME.....SO, I HOPE THAT THIS NEW LITTLE EVIL SHUNK DOESN'T TAKE UP RESIDENCE HERE. I LEAVE SO EARLY IN THE MORNING TO GO TO WORK AND IF THAT THING GREETS ME WITH TAIL UP IN THE AIR. I WILL NOT BE A HAPPY CAMPER. THEY ROAM AT NIGHT IN THE DARK WAY INTO THE WEE HOURS OF THE NIGHT. WISH ME LUCK AND MY POOR DOG.

ANYWAY THAT'S IT FOLKS. SMILES AND GIGGLES TO ONE AND ALL. HAZELEYES





Aug 21, 2005 at 00:50 o\clock

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE A DAMN TITLE.... LOST MY WHOLE ENTRY JUST NOW.... GROWL

Mood: WILD AND CRAZY

 Chugger OKAY I NEED A LEAST 4 BEERS REAL FAST. ONE AFTER THE OTHER. I FEEL YOUR PAIN SAPPHIRE. OR ALEAST A LITTLE OF IT... I JUST LOST MY WHOLE ENTRY. SOMETIMES I WANT TO THROW THIS DAMN THING OUT IN ROAD AND LET THE CARS HAVE AT IT. I WONDER IF THERE WILL EVER BE A SPORT OF LET'S SEE WHO CAN THROW THEIR PUTER THE FAREST.

 

OKAY THEY SAY PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE. NOW WHAT THE F__K IS THAT SURPOSE TO MEAN. AS IF MY LIFE IS NOT STRESSFUL ENOUGH. OKAY, I AM DEEP BREATHING. IN WITH THE GOOD AND OUT WITH THE BAD. BREATHING.....BREATHING... CHUGGING A NICE COLD ONE. BREATHING.... CHUGGING... FEELING A LITTLE BETTER... MUCH BETTER NOW..... Drinking 6 Pack 

OKAY I'M WRITING ABOUT WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY TO MY NEIGHBOR. YOU REMEMBER HIM? MR. GUY BOOBS...THONG BOY...?????EXCUSE ME FOR ONE MINUTE... VomitI AM SORRY JUST THE THOUGHT OF HIM MAKES ME SICK LET ALONE HIM IN HIS THONGS .....

I HAVE DECIDED TO CONFRONT HIM. SO... NEXT TIME I SEE HIM I AM GOING TO SAY TO HIM... IT'S NICE TO SEE THAT YOUR MUTT IS NOT PEEING ON MY FLOWERS AND YOU ARE WALKING HIM. SOOO... I JUST WANTED TO KNOW HOW IS YOUR WIFE?

I HAVEN'T SEEN HERE BLOOMERS FLAPPING IN THE WIND LIKE A FLAG ALL SUMMER Clothes LineWASSUP WITH THAT. HOW'S SHE DOING...?

SO WHAT'S WITH THE HEADSTONE IN YOUR BACKYARD. WASSUP WITH THAT TUBBY BELLY? IS IT THERE FOR A REASON...? Tombstone 


HOW WAS YOUR 14 HOUR DRIVE? Map DID YA HAVE TO USE A MAP? WHY DID YOU STOP AND TELL ME THAT YOU WERE LEAVING AND MADE SURE I KNEW THAT YOU WOULD BE TRAVELING FOR 14 HOURS. WAS IT EAST ,WEST,SOUTH OR UP NORTH...

WHY WAS YOU AND YOUR SON MOVING ALL THESE THINGS IN AND OUT OF THE HOUSE. THE BIG BOXES AND SMALL BOXES AND THE LIKE.. THEN YOU'D BOTH DISSAPPEAR.... Movers 

WASSUP WITH THE WEIRD VINES AND PATHWAYS AND THE TOMATOS YOU GROW UPSIDE DOWN... WASSUP WITH THAT BHUDDA BELLY MAN...? Gardening LOOKS TO ME THAT YOUR UP TO NO DAMN GOOD.

WASSUP WITH HER CAR HERE THEN IT GONE. WASSUP WITH THAT PHYSCO MAN.... WHY DO YOU MOVE IT AND TAKE IT SOME WHERE AND COME BACK WITH YOUR SONS RED TRUCK... WASSUP WITH THAT...WHERE'S HER CAR? Car 3 

I WANT ANSWERS AND I WANT THEM NOW......FESS UP NOW... I WANT TO KNOW WHY I ONLY HEARD OR THOUGHT I HEARD ONCE. DON'T THINK THAT THIS SNOOPY SNIFFER IS LETTING ANY OF THIS GO WITHOUT JUST CAUSE. THIS SNOOPY SNIFFER NEVER MISSES A CLUE. I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU... HAVE YA SEEN ME POKING MY HEAD THRU THE BUSHES. I WAS NOT BIRD WATCHING TUBBY BELLY... EXCUSE ME AGAIN.. Vomit SORRY A WASTE OF GOOD BEER... BUT THE THOUGHT MAKES ME SICK. I HAVE A REALLY WEAK STOMACH.. SORRY...

HOW'S THAT SO FAR? I THINK I AM DOING GOOD. I HAVE A PLAN. PLANS ARE GOOD. BREATHING AGAIN.... I CAN'T BELIEVE I LOST MY WHOLE PAGE. IT WAS SO DAMN GOOD. I AM BREATHING...DEEP BREATH... AND ANOTHER.. OKAY... BETTER NOW...

WELL, WHEN AND IF I ENCOUNTER THIS PHYSCO.....I WILL LET YOU KNOW HIS ANSWERS TO MY VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT SNOOPY SNIFFER QUESTIONS... HE'S TO SEXY FOR HIS THONG... TO SEXY FOR HIS THONG..... HE'S TO SEXY FOR HIS YARD ...FOR HIS YARD....HE SHOULD BE ON THE CAT WALK...ON THE CAT WALK IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.... ANYONE EVER HEARD THAT SONG. "I'M TO SEXY"? OH WELL, I GUESS YA HAD TO BE THERE. LOL...

WELL, I MUST GO NOW. I AM TIRED AND HAVE TO MAKE UP SOME SHAKE AND BAKE PORK CHOPS...YUMMY... ANYONE REMEMBER THAT DUMB COMMERICAL.. "  IT'S SHAKE AND BAKE AND I HELPED" THEY USE SHAKE AND BAKE WHERE I LIVE FOR OTHER THINGS.. CREATURES I SHOULD SAY... I WON'T BRING YOU THERE. I DO HAVE SOME MERCY... OKAY... HE IS GONE AGAIN BUT WHEN HE RETURNS. I WILL CONFRONT THIS PHYSCO... I WILL TELL HIM TO FESS UP AND FESS UP NOW... NO MORE MESSING AROUND MR. BIG STUFF.

BOY, I SOUND FISETY...DON'T I. WE SHALL SEE IF THE ADAMS FAMILY HAS DUMPED HER SOME WHERE ON HIS LONG TRIP WHICH HAS TURNED INTO TRIPS...

THAT IS ALLL.......SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALLHAZELEYES....


Aug 19, 2005 at 15:27 o\clock

IT DIDN'T MAKE IT IN MY LOG.

Mood: JUST AN ADD ON TO LAST ENTRY A FEW MINUTES AGO
Listening to: THE RAIN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

   GAS IS NOW THREE DOLLARS A GALLON WHERE I LIVE. AND YES, I AM ANGRY. HOME HEATING OIL IS NOT FAR BEHIND. READ  MY ENTRY BEFORE THIS ONE. THANKS. HAZELEYES

Aug 19, 2005 at 15:22 o\clock

WHAT THE F_ _K?

Mood: DEPRESSED BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS
Listening to: THE RAIN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW (YUCK)

I AM GETTING JUST ALITTLE CONCERNED WITH THE WORLD TODAY. I DO NOT UNDER WHY WE AS "THE PEOPLE" HAVE TO SUFFER BECAUSE OF SOME DUMBASS PRESIDENT.

LAST I CHECKED HE LOOKS PRETTY HEALTHLY. HMMM COULD BE HE HAS HEALTH COVERAGE. US, AS THE WORKING POOR ARE LUCKY IF WE CAN AFFORD IT OR EVEN GET IT. THE COST IS HALF YOUR PAYCHECK.

LAST I CHECKED BUSH LOOKS TO EATING PRETTY WELL. THEY SHOULD THEY HAVE A CHEF. AND ONE THAT MRS. BUSH WANTED BECAUSE SHE LIKES MEXICAN FOOD AND THIS CHEF CAN COOK WHAT SHE LIKES. MUST BE NICE!

LAST I CHECKED IT DOES NOT SEEM TO MATTER TO BUSH THAT THE GAS AND OIL PRICES ARE SO HIGH. HE JUST HOPS IN A CAR,PLANE, GOLF CART, HELICOPTOR AND OFF HE GOES. HE NEVER STOPS AT A GAS STATION. NOR DOES HE CALL HIS OIL COMPANY TO CHECK THE PRICE THIS WEEK . HE APPEARS TO BE WARM AND WORRY FREE OF THE THINGS THAT WE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT WORRY FREE OF.

LAST TIME I CHECKED HIS DAUGHTERS ARE NOT FIGHTING FOR THEIR DADS NOBLE CAUSE. THEY ALSO ARE FINE AND DOING JUST AS WELL IF NOT BETTER THEN THEIR PARENTS. ARE THESE GIRLS ANY BETTER THEN OUR CHILDERN THAT ARE IN IRAQ.

DID THE PRESIDENT ENCOURAGE THEM TO ENLIST TO GO FIGHT OR DISCOURAGE THEM? IS MR. PRESIDENT AFRAID THAT HIS PRECIOUS CHILDERN MIGHT COME BACK IN A WOODEN BOX OR WITH POST TREMATIC STRESS SYNDROME?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?

I WONDER IF WE SENT MR. PRESIDENT SOME LETTERS WITH COPIES OF OUR PAYSTUBS AND BILLS AND THEN LET HIM KNOW HOW WE ARE STRAVING AND OUR CHILDERN ARE HUNGRY AND THAT WE CAN'T A B'DAY CARD. OR THAT THE COST OF LIVING KEEPS GOING UP AND OUR PAYCHECKS DON'T. THAT IT IS ALMOST NEAR TO IMMPOSIBLE TO PUT GAS IN YOUR CAR BECAUSE YOUR CHILD OR YOU FOR THAT MATTER NEEDS MEDICATION. UGH!

JUST MY RANT FOR TODAY... WELL, SORRY TO BE SUCH A DOWNER BUT, I GUESS I AM FEELING THE CRUNCH PRETTY HARD WERE I LIVE. GAS IS UP TO $3 A GALLON AND HOME HEATING OIL IS NOT FAR BEHIND. I AM SCARED FOR THE WELL BEING OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

WELL, AS ALWAYS SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL.... KEEP ON KEEPING AND TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR TRACK. I AM FIGHTING A DAILY BATTLE OF DEPRESSION LATELY. ANYWAY...SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL..HAZELEYES

Aug 17, 2005 at 13:57 o\clock

TODAY'S JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE AND TIMES OF SLEEPY HAZELEYES

Mood: PERPLEXED

 Girl HERE IS MY ENTRY FOR TODAY. NO NEW ON THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. ALL I SEE HIS MR. GUY BOOBS. HE PULLS HIS WIFE'S CAR IN AND OUT OF THE DRIVEWAY.. HE ACTUALLY MOWED HIS LAWN YESTERDAY. THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE IS STILL STANDING PROUD AND TALL . I STILL SEE NOT BLOOMERS ON THE CLOTHES LINE. SO , BEING THE COPS HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND TO INQUIRE ABOUT HER WHERE ABOUTS. I WILL HAVE TO ASSUME SHE HAS LEFT HIM,IS VISITING SOMEONE FOR THE SUMMER, IS SICK AND IN THE HOSPITAL OR ????????? I JUST DON'T HAVE A CLUE TO ANY OF IT.

THE MOST PUZZLING TO ME IS WHY IS THIS THING IN HIS BACKYARD.? IT IS NOT YOUR EVERYDAY BACKYARD DECORATION. LIKE A BIRDBATH OR SIGNS THAT SAY "WELCOME" OR SOMETHING. IT'S A HEADSTONE. THE GUY LIKES ROCKS. HE HAS THEM ALL OVER HIS FRONT YARD AND BACK. I'VE SEEN HIM AND HIS SON UNLOAD ALL DIFFERENT SIZES OF ROCKS. HE USES MOST AS A DECORATION AND ENCIRCLES HIS WEIRD GARDENS AND PLACES THEM ALONG THE PATHWAYS THRU HIS YARD. BUT, THIS PINK GRAINTE HEADSTONE IS JUST TOO STRANGE FOR ME.

HIS TOMATOS ARE GROWING UPSIDE DOWN ON THIS WEIRD BLACK THING. IT STANDS 4 OR 5 FT TALL. HIS SCARECROW IS STANDING PROUD IN THE MIDDLE OF WHAT I GUESS IS ANOTHER VEGTABLE GARDEN.

WELL, I GUESS THIS SNOOPER SNIFFER WILL HAVE TO KEEP WATCHING AND WAITING. A FRIEND STOPPED BY AND SAID THAT THEY SAW MR. GUY BOOB WALKING WITH A CANE THE OTHER DAY. I ASKED HER IF SHE HAD SEEN THE WIFE . SHE SAID NO. JUST HER. I TOLD HER ABOUT THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. SHE LOOKED AT IT AND HER MOUTH JUST HUNG OPEN. HER STATEMENT IS THEY ARE WEIRD PEOPLE. I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. SHE THOUGHT IT ODD ALSO.

SO, I GUESS I AM NOT NUTS AND NO ONE HAS SEEN HER AND CAN NOT EXPLAIN THIS PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE.

WELL, I WILL END NOW. SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL.

HAZELEYES TINKS SAYS HELLO AND SPINKLES HER DUST TO YOU ALL....



Aug 16, 2005 at 00:08 o\clock

Okay Everyone I left a message to you all on my last page....

Mood: BUSY, BUSY, BUSY
Listening to: NOT A THING

 Visit My Mail Stamp! AS THE WORLD TURNS WE STILL DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO MY POOR NEIGHBOR. WILL WE EVER KNOW? I DID SEE HIM TODAY BRIEFLY. HE WAS WALKING HIS LAWNMOWER OVER TO THE GAS STATION ON THE CORNER. IT WAS NOT THE DAY THAT I WISHED TO MOW MY LAWN AT ALL. IT WAS FINALLY COOL AND SUNNY. NO MORE RAIN. I HAD ALOT TO DO.

ANYWAY, I WAVED AT HIM AND HE NODDED HIS HEAD. THEN KEPT GOING. THAT'S REALLY THE ONLY TYPE OF STUFF THAT WE COMMUACATE. YA KNOW? IT IS TRUELY A HARD SITUTION TO BE IN. HE DID FILL HIS MOWER UP BUT I DID NOT HEAR HIM MOW THE LAWN. SO, WHO KNOWS.

I WAS SO BUSY TODAY DOING PROJECTS THAT I'VE WANTED TO DO FOR SOOOOO LONG. I AM QUITE THE CRAFTY TYPE PERSON. I DO HAVE SOME OTHER TYPE OF TALENT BESIDES BEING A SNOOPY SNIFFER.  LMFAO.......

I HAD THIS CHAIR I'VE BEEN WANTING TO SAND AND PAINT. OKAY I DID THAT. NOW, I GOTTA ADD THE FINISHING TOUCHES. THEN I HAD A FEW WOODEN PICTURE FRAMES I HAD TO PAINT AND PUT MY SPECIAL TOUCH TO ALSO. I LOVE THINGS THAT LOOK OLD AND COUNTRY. THAT IS MY THING. THEN I HAD THESE OLD WINDOWS THAT I SANDED AND PAINTED ALSO. NOT TOO SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. I ALSO GOT THIS OLD BENCH THAT I SANDED AND FIXED UP. I THINK I WILL STAIN THAT ONE AND PLACE IT ON MY PORCH. SO YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN A BUSY BEE. ALL DAY. I ALSO WANTED TO GO AND TAKE SOME PICTURES OF THINGS. I DO LIKE TO TAKE PICTURES. BLACK AND WHITE IS MY FAVIOTE.

I HAD TO DO SOME OTHER THINGS LIKE PUT MY CLOTHES IN THE WASHING MACHINE THEN GO HANG THEM OUTSIDE ON THE CLOTHESLINE. DON'T WORRY I PEEKED THRU THE BUSHES. NOT A THING. I WONDER WHY HE FILLED HIS MOWER THEN NEVER MOWED THE PATHWAYS THRU HIS YARD. THE HEADSTONE IS GETTING QUITE OVER GROWN. HE JUST PASSED WITH HIS MUTT. HE TAKES IT FOR A WALK EVERY NIGHT.

SO, MY BLOG FRIENDS I MUST GO FOR NOW. I HAVE TO GO AND GET DINNER STARTED. THE HUSBAND WILL BE HOME ANY MINUTE FROM WORK. SO, SMILES AND GIGGLES TO ONE AND ALL.HAZELEYES.......
TINK SAYS HELLO AND WISHES ALL A HAPPY EVENING. SHE SENDS HER FAIRY DUST YOUR WAY ALWAYS.....




Aug 14, 2005 at 13:15 o\clock

PART THREE OF THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE

Mood: FUSTRATED AND CONFUSED
Listening to: THE SOUND OF THE COMPUTER KEYS CLICKING AWAY

 Ghost Tombstone SEEMS LIKE MY PAGE IS UP AND RUNNING AGAIN. I WAS HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH GETTING ON MY BLOG. I KEPT GETTING THAT STUPID WHITE ERROR PAGE. OR WEBPAGE CAN NOT BE FOUND.

SO, I LEFT OFF WITH WE MY HUSBAND AND MYSELF HEARD HER VOICE. HE CALLED TO HER AND NO ANSWER THEN HE CALL TO HER AGAIN AND SHE ANSWERED ANNOYED. SO, MY HUSBAND AND I LOOKED AT EACH OTHER AND SAID "SHE'S ALIVE" SO, BEING THE SNOOPY SNIFFER THAT I AM. I HAD TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO CHECK OUT THIS DELIMA. I SAT DOWN UPSET THAT I SPILLED MY BEER AND I DID NOT SEE HER. WELL, MY GRAND OLD BRAIN STARTS TO THINKING. WHERE IS SHE? I THINK THAT WAS HER. OKAY, I SAY TO MYSELF. LET'S CHECK OUT THE CLOTHES LINE. I WILL TAKE A LOOK FOR HER BLOOMERS ON THE LINE. I SAY BLOOMERS CAUSE THE ARE PRETTY BIG AND HOLD AIR IN THE WIND LIKE A KITE. Washing Machine  Clothes Line 


SO, I FIGURE THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO. HE ALWAYS HAS HIS WAS OUT AND HERS. BUT THERE HAS BEEN NO BLOOMER SITEINGS LATELY. SO, I STROLL UP THE HILL OF MY PROPERTY AND STICK MY HEAD IN THE BUSHES TO GET A LOOK AT THE CLOSE LINE. I DON'T SEE ANY THING THAT LOOKS LIKE HER STUFF OUT ON THE LINE. HHMMMMM.....OKAY, IWILL HAVE TO GO OVER THERE. DO I DARE. WHAT IF HE KILLS ME OR KNOCKS ME ON THE HEAD. MY HUSBAND TAKES A LOOK AND SEES NOTHING EITHER. HE WALKS AROUND FRONT TO SEE IF HE CAN SEE ANYTHING FROM THAT ANGLE. NOPE. NOTHING.

AS HE IS WALKING BACK TO OUR BACKYARD I MEET UP WITH HIM. WE STOP AND DISCUSS A MOMENT. NOW, THIS FAMILY IS RATHER WEIRD TO SAY THE LEAST. THEY HAVE STRANGE PLANTS AND TRESS AND VINES OF EVERYTYPE. THE GROW THEIR TOMATOS UPSIDE DOWN ON THIS WEIRD THING AND HAVE A HUGE SCARECROW. HE WALKS AROUND IN THONGS AND BOXERS SHE ALWAYS HAD THOSE "MOO-M00" TYPE FLOWING DRESS LIKE THINGS ON. NEVER ANYTHING THAT YOU COULD FIGURE OUT IF SHE IS MAN OR WOMAN. SHE LOOKS VERY MANLY. WE ARE THINKING ABOUT GOING OVER THERE. WE ARE MAKING A PLAN. PLANS ARE GOOD.

I LOOK OVER AT THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE Tombstone AND THEIR CAT ONCE AGAIN IS SUNNYING HIMSELF ON IT.ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR SOMEONE WALKING ON THE SIDE OF THEIR HOUSE. I CAN'T REALLY SEE. THEN I SEE THIS PERSON. ONLY THE BACK TOP PART. DRESSED IN PINK WALKING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY AND TO THE FRONT ENTRANCE OF THE HOUSE. YOU CAN'T SEE TO WELL BECAUSE OF ALL THE TREES AND WEIRD STUFF THEY HAVE HANGING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND THE VINES AND FLOWERS AND STRANGE OBJECTS. IT REALLY IS A SPOOKY PLACE. NOW, I AM WONDERING WAS THAT HER?

IT COULD OF BEEN,COULD OF BEEN NOT. HMMMMM.......I DON'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE AND SHE (I THINK) IS GONE NOW. OF COUSRE MY MIND STARTS GOING. WHAT IF HE DRESSED UP TO MAKE IT APPEAR TO BE HER. HE HAS THOSE GUY BOOBS AND COULD WEAR A BRA AND WEAR ONE OF THOSE MOO-MOO'S. I TURN TO MY HUBBY AND SAY. DID YOU SEE THAT? HE SHAKES HIS HEAD. NOW WHAT DO WE DO. DO WE STILL GO OVER AND KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT THEIR LOVELY GARDENS? YEAH, RIGHT LOVELY GARDENS. CREEPY GARDENS. WE DECIDE AGAINST IT

ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT OLD ALFRED HITCHCOCK MOVIE"PHYSCO" YOU KNOW THE ONE WHERE THE SON KILLS HIS MOTHER AND DRESSES UP LIKE HER TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SHES ALIVE. HE CAN EVEN TALK LIKE HER. HE HOLDS CONVERSATIONS WITH HIMSELF.ONE TALKING LIKE HIS MOM AND THEN HE'D ANSWER IN HIS VOICE. MAYBE WHAT I THOUGHT I HEARD WAS NOT HER AT ALL. MAYBE HE RECORDED HER SAYING SOME THINGS. SO WHEN HE  NEEDS TO MAKE IT SOUND LIKE THEY ARE TALKING HE PLAYS HIS RECORDER. WHO KNOWS.

WELL, NOW I DON'T SEE A THING. NO THONG BOY NOR HER. WHAT TO DO.? WHAT TO DO? NO ONE EVER GOES OVER THERE. NO VISTORS AT ALL. JUST THE BALD SON. HE SHAVES HIS HEAD AND IS RATHER BIG. HIS TRUCK IS THERE QUITE OFTEN TAKING THINGS OUT OF THE HOUSE AND THE FATHER AND HIM DRIVE AWAY.

NOW, I AM IN THE HOUSE LOOKING THRU THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW. I SEE MOVEMENT IN THEIR BACKYARD. IT'S HIM. HE IS DUMPING SOMETHING IN THE CORNER WHERE HE HAS A COMPOST PILE. A BIG COMPOST PILE. I CAN'T SEE EXCATELY WHAT IT IS. I DO SEE HE IS TURNING THE STUFF OVER. DID HE BRING OUT ANOTHER PEICE OF HIS WIFE TO DECOMPOSE IN THE CORNER OF HIS YARD.? THAT'S IT I AM GOING OVER THERE RIGHT NOW......DOWN THE STAIRS I GO TO CONFRONT THIS GUY. BY THE TIME I GET DOWNSTAIRS HE HAS GOTTEN IN THE SONS TRUCK AND DRIVES AWAY. SO , I STARE OVER AT THEIR KITCHEN WINDOW TO SEE IF I SEE HER. NOPE. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY TO ME . I SAW MY OTHER NIEGHBOR AND ASKED THEM IF THEY HAVE SEEN HER. THEY HAD NOT. SO, I KNOW I AM NOT JUST MISSING HER. I REALLY COULD NOT SAY IF THAT PERSON WAS HER OR NOT. STRANGE.WHAT DO YOU THINK.?

WE STILL HAVE NOT SEEN HER NOR HEARD HER AT ALL. HER CAR APPEARS AND DISAPPEARS. CLOTHES GO ON THE LINE AND ARE TAKEN IN. THE DOG STILL COMES OVER TO PISS ON MY FLOWERS AND HE STILL TROTS AROUND HALF NAKED. IT'S BEEN MANY WEEKS NOW. HE HAS COME AND GONE MANY TIMES. HE HAS LEFT FOR A FEW DAYS AND COMES BACK AND THE SON CHECKS THE HOUSE. I DON'T KNOW WHEN AND IF WE WILL EVER FIGURE THIS THING OUT. EVEN IF SHE LEFT HIM OR WENT SOMEWHERE TO VISIST SOMEONE WITHOUT HIM. WHY THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. WHO KNOWS. WHEN AND IF ANY NEW DEVOLOMENT SHOULD TAKE PLACE I WILL LET YOU ALL KNOW. BUT FOR NOW... I JUST WILL WAIT AND WATCH...

WELL, THAT IS IT FOR NOW. I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED MY ADVENTURES OF THE SNOOPY SNIFFER. I AM SURE THERE WILL BE PLENTY MORE TO COME. I AM NOSEY. CAN'T HELP IT. I WAS BORN LOOKING AROUND AND WONDERING ABOUT THINGS. I ALWAYS HAD TO KNOW. ALWAYS ASKED QUESTIONS AND IF I DID NOT GET THE ANSWER I THOUGHT I SHOULD I WOULD KEEP AT IT. I WANTED TO GET INTO CRIMINOLOGY. BUT, ALACK AND ALAS I GOT MARRIED AND HAD KIDS. NOW THAT'S A FAR CRY FROM THAT. I DID TAKE UP HANDWRITING ANALYSIS. THAT IS INTERESTING SHIT. YOU CAN TELL ALOT ABOUT A PERSON. THAT'S IT! I SHOULD GET HIM TO WRITE SOMETHING. I NEED A FEW PAGES AT DIFFERENT TIMES OF HIS WRITING. NOW HOW ON EARTH WOULD I DO THAT? I CAN'T RUMMAGE AROUND IN HIS GARBAGE. WE DO NOT HAVE GARBAGE PICK UP. WE HAVE TO TAKE OUR STUFF TO THE DUMP. YOU KNOW, ALL THAT RECYCLING STUFF. PAPERS IN ONE SPOT , BOTTLES IN ANOTHER, CARDBOARD IN ANOTHER SPOT ETCCC. IT IS AN EXCITING SMELLY TRIP. WE HAVE TO PAY FOR OUR GARBAGE BAGS TOO... ANYWAY THAT'S THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND CHECKING OUT MY NEXT PART OF THE DILEMA OF THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE AND THE MISSING WIFE. WHO KNOW.... SMILES AND GIGGLES HAZELEYES
OH YEAH, LET'S NOT FORGET TINK. SHE SPINKLES HER MYSTERY FAIR DUST ON ALL OF YOU. SHE THINKS WE SHOULD CRACK THIS CASE NOW... ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I THINK I WILL WAIT AND SEE. WHAT DOES SHE KNOW. SHE'S JUST A FAIRY.

Aug 9, 2005 at 03:09 o\clock

I NEED TO RANT ALITTLE ABOUT THE OTHER NEIGHBOR. NOT PINK GRANITE

Mood: TRYING TO COOL DOWN......GROWL
Listening to: NOTHING AT ALL...JUST MY POUNDING HEAD

 Visit My Mail Stamp!  BOY DO I EVER NEED TO RANT.....I COULD EXPLODE RIGHT ABOUT NOW. SO, INSTEAD OF GOING NEXT DOOR TO MY OTHER NEIGHBORS HOUSE AND RANT ON TO HER I WILL TAKE IT TO MY BLOG. I AM SORRY I AM NOT WRITING WRITING ABOUT THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE.

WE HAVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THIS OTHERS NEIGHBORS 3 DOGS. SHITING ON OUR LAWN EVERYDAY NOW FOR 3 YEARS. WE HAVE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THERE CARS OF JUNK THAT OBSTRUCT OUR VISION FROM PULLING OUT OF OUR DRIVEWAY INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC. WELL, THE GUY NEXT STORE HAS MANY A PROBLEM AND WE'VE DEALT WITH HIM AND HAVE HAD A PRETTY DECENT RELATION SHIP. UNTIL HE MET UP WITH THIS WOMAN WHO IS A BITCH AND SPITEFUL AS ALL GET OUT. WE HAVE A PEACEFUL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM. BUT, THE POOR GUY HAS GOT HIMSELF IN SOME TROUBLE AN NOW IS IN REHAB. SO, HIS GIRLFRIEND NOW LIVES IN HIS HOUSE. HE HAS BEEN AWAY SINCE THE END OF MAY.

WE HAVE ASKED HER TO PLEASE NOT TIE THE DOGS TO OUR FENCE ANYMORE, BEING IT IS STARTING TO FALL DOWN BECAUSE OF HER DOGS. WE SAID THAT MARK WOULD NOT LIKE TO COME HOME TO HAVE TO PAY FOR A NEW FENCE BECAUSE YOU REFUSED TO UNCHAIN THE DOGS FROM OUR FENCE. IT IS OLD AND IS ON IT;S LAST LEG.

NOW, THEY BOTH HAVE TRUCKS THAT THEY LOVE TO PARK IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE. THERE IS A SIGN THAT SAYS NO PARKING FROM HERE TO CORNER. SO THIS DOES NOT PERMIT THEM TO PARK INFRONT OF THEIR HOUSE. THEREFORE THEY FEEL IT IS OKAY THAT THEY PARK THERE VECHILES IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE. NOW THEY HAVE A DRIVEWAY ON THE SIDE OF THEIR HOUSE. THEY CAN NOT PARK THERE BECAUSE THEY HAVE MANY VECHILES THAT ARE NOT IN USE. THEY CAN NOT PARK INFRONT OF THIER HOUSE BECAUSE OF THE SIGN. THEY CAN PARK ON THE SIDEROAD AND USE THE OTHER ENTRANCE TO THEIR HOME. WE HAVE ASKED A NUMBER OF TIMES TO PLEASE NOT PARK THERE. THEY INSIST. \

SO TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT. I CALL THE COPS TODAY TO ASK THEM TO ASK HER TO MOVE HER CAR. WELL, SHE DID ... RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE SIGN AND IN FRONT OF OUR FRONT DOOR. SHE IS SUCH A BITCH. THE POOR GUY WILL BE HOME THURSDAY AND WILL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS NOW BECAUSE SHE IS A STUBRON ASSHOLE. HE ALREADY KNOWS THAT WE CAN NOT SEE COMING OUT OF OUR DRIVEWAY AND DID NOT PARK IN FRONT OF OUR HOUSE.

I JUST DON'T GET PEOPLE. WHY DO THEY HAVE TO BE SPITEFUL. WE SNOWBLOW THEIR SIDEWALKS IN THE WINTER AND PICK UP THERE DOGS SHIT ALL SUMMER AND WHEN THE SPRING TIME COMES AROUND THERE IS ABOUT 200PDS OF DOG SHIT IN THIS ONE SPOT BY THE FENCE ON OUR LAWN. THE DOGS CHARGE OUT OF THEIR HOUSE AND RIGHT OVER TO OUR LAWN. IN THE SUMMER THEY TRAMPLE OUR FLOWERS. WE HAVE GOTTEN ALONG WITH EACH OTHER UNTIL THIS BITCH TOOK CHARGE OF HIS HOUSE AND HIM. .....SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD.

SORRY FOR RANTING ABOUT THIS. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING AND THE WAY MY LIFE HAS BEEN GOING LATELY I DON'T GIVE A FLYING F--K!!!!!! MY LIFE COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE THEN IT IS RIGHT NOW. I TRY TO USE HUMOR WHEN I WRITE. BUT TONIGHT I JUST LOST IT... NOW MY HUSBAND HAS HAD AN ENCOUNTER WITH HER. THEY ARE SCREAMING AND YELLING OUT FRONT. SOMETIMES I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.. I AM JUST SO FED UP WITH LIFE AND THE WAYS OF OTHERS. I LOVE TO WRITE ON MY BLOG PAGE IT IS AN OUTLET OF SORTS. I MEET ALOT OF NICE PEOPLE. I WISH WE ALL LIVED ON THE SAME ROAD. WE WOULD ALL GET ALONG AND HELP EACH OTHER OUT... THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ABOUT. HELPING SOMEONE WHEN THEY CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES. TRYING TO GO OUT OF YOUR WAY FOR SOMEONE ELSE. BEING KIND TO ONE ANOTHER. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS WORLD. SO MUCH PAIN AND TORMENT. OH, I AM SORRY EVERYONE. I BETTER GO NOW. I GOT TO GET MY HAPPY ASS INTO BED TO GO TO THAT WORK PLACE. YEAP, THE GREAT 10TH FLOOR. I HATE MY JOB TOO. IT'S CRAZY THERE ALSO.

I AM STUCK IN THE DEEPEST OF RUTS AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO PULL MYSELF OUT OF IT. I FEAR THAT SOMETHING BAD MAY HAPPEN... I REALLY CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS LIFE OF MINE......I HEAR SIRENS.... OH NO.... I'LL BE RIGHT BACK...

I THOUGHT IT WAS THE POLICE COMING HERE. WELL, I HOPE TINK DOES NOT THINK I WENT OFF THE DEEP END. ALTHOUGH I FEEL LIKE I HAVE. I HOPE SHE SPRINKLES HER DUST OF HAPPINESS TOWARDS ME AND MISS SAPPHIRE. WE NEED IT BAD. ANYWAY.... WHEN AND IF I CALM DOWN I WILL FINISH MY STORY....I DID SEE HIM AGAIN TODAY WALKING PAST OUR HOUSE WALKING HIS DOG. NO WIFE SITINGS......BUT, LIKE I SAID I DID HEAR HER VOICE. I THINK..... SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL AND I AM SORRY FOR RANTING SO.... HAZELEYES





Aug 7, 2005 at 03:03 o\clock

THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE (PART 2)

Mood: ADRENALIN RACING THOUGH MY BODY
Listening to: THE SOUND OF THE CRICKETS OUTSIDE

 Haunted House Tombstone OKAY HERE IS THE NEXT PART OF THE STORY. I WONDER IF CSI PEOPLE ARE READING THIS. ANYWAY. I WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING AND OF COURSE REACH FOR MY COFFEE. FIRST, I GOTTA BRUSH MY TEETH. NOTHING WORSE THEN COFFEE WITH GORILLIA MOUTH IN THE MORNING..LOL..AS I AM PREPARING MY COFFEE I HAVE TO TAKE A LOOK OVER AT THE ADAMS FAMILY HOUSE. ALL'S QUIET. NO SIGN OF ANYTHING OR ANYONE. THE CAR IS STILL GONE. THE WIFE'S CAR.

I GO ABOUT MY MORNING ROUTINE OF LETTING THE DOG OUT. THEN I TURN ON THE COMPUTER. I CHECK MY MAIL AND READ SOME BLOGS. THEN IT'S TIME TO DO THE WASH AND OF COURSE HANG IT OUT. GREAT OPPURTUNITY TO BE THE SNOOPY SNIFFER THAT I AM... HEE HEE. SO, I ROUND UP THE CLOTHES AND TOWELS AND STUFF AND DOWNSTAIRS TO THE BASEMENT I WANDER. HMMM...I WONDER IF I CAN SEE THE ADAMS FAMILY BACKYARD FROM THE CELLAR WINDOW... SO, I CLIMB UP ON SOME WOOD THAT IS PILED UP DOWNSTAIRS FOR OUR FIREPLACE. NOPE...CAN'T SEE A THING. I PUT THE DARK CLOTHES IN FIRST AND START THE MACHINE. MY MIND IS THINKING WHERE IN THE HELL IS MY NEIGHBOR?I START THE WASHER AND UP THE STAIRS I GO.

I POUR MYSELF ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE AND SIT OUT ON THE PORCH. IT IS A NICE SETUP OUT THERE. IT IS SCREENED IN WITH WINDOWS AND ALL. SO, I CAN SPY ON ANYONE WHO  WALKS BY OR MY NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR. DIFFERENT VIEW YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ME AND MY HUSBAND HAD PLANNED AN OUTTING FOR THE DAY. WE WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM OUR TOWN AND GO DOWN BY THE WATER AND SIT AND CHAT. AS YOU KNOW BY NOW I AM A PEOPLE WATCHER, SO MUCH THAT SOMETIMES MY HUSBAND STARTS LAUGHING CAUSE I AM STAREING OR MAKEING SOME WEIRD FACE THAT I DON'T REALIZE. SO, WE BOTH WERE RUNNING AROUND TRYING TO GET THINGS DONE. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I LOOK OVER AND THE WIFE'S CAR IS THERE.  Car 3 (WIFE'S CAR)

OH JOY OH BLISS!!!!!! NOW MY HEART GETS TO POUNDING AND I CALL TO MY HUSBAND...LOOK.. HER  CAR HAS APPEARED AGAIN. NO SIGN OF ANY MOVEMENT. DAMN IT ALL TO HELL. I TELL MY HUSBAND IF I SEE HIM I AM GONNA GO STRAIGHT OVER THEIR AND SAY FESS UP GUY BOOBS.... WHERE'S THE WIFE. HOW WAS YOUR 14 HOUR DRIVE? THONG BOY... WELL, HE'S NOT A BOY.ANYWAY... MY HUSBAND SAYS"I DON'T THINK SO. LET'S WAIT TO SEE IF SHE IS AROUND FIRST. I JUST CAN'T DO THAT. WAIT... WAITING MAKES ME CRAZY.... TIC TOC GOES THE CLOCK PRECIOUS MOMENTS ARE GOING BY. THIS IS THE TIME THAT I SHOULD DO IT ..I SHOULD JUST GO....

WELL MY NEXT IDEA OF COURSE IS TO FEED THE BIRDS AND FILL UP THE BIRDBATH. THEN WATER MY FLOWERS. THEY DO NEED WATER TOO YA KNOW. GREAT PLAN RIGHT.. SO, OUT I GO IN HOPES TO SEE HIM. WELL, ONLY IF HE HAS HIS SHIRT ON. YIKES. NO THONGS PLEASE...ANYWAY, HERE I AM FILLING UP THE FEEDERS SINGING EVER JUST SO NONCHALANTLY. DO..DO..DO....LA.LA...LA...ALL THE WHILE STRECHING MY NECK TRYING TO SEE IF HE'S OR SHE'S IN THIER KITCHEN. NOPE NOTHING. ALL RIGHTY THEN...LET'S JUST GO GET THE HOSE AND DOUSE THOSE FLOWERS.

WELL, AS I AM WATERING MY FLOWERS HIS DAMN MUTT COMES AROUND AND PROCEEDS TO LIFT HIS LEG . I AIM MY HOSE GETTING READY TO DOUSE THAT LITTLE MUTT OF HIS. WELL, AT LEAST THE DOGS STILL AROUND. MY DOG IS BARKING LIKE CRAZY NOW. HE WANTS TO DO SERIOUS HARM TO THAT DOG. I START THINKING AGAIN AND HOPE THAT HE SHOWS HIS UGLY FACE. MY HUSBAND CALLS TO ME AND SAYS ARE YOU READY YET? OH NO,,, I SAY...I AM WATERING THE FLOWERS WITH MY SNOOPY SNIFFER FACE ON.. THAT'S A CLUE TO HIM THAT I AM BUSY SPYING... HE SMIRKS AND SAYS WELL HURRY UP .REMEMBER WE WANT TO GO DOWN TO THE WATER. Jet Skiing  Boating 2 

OKAY NOW I HAVE TO GET MY BUTT IN GEAR TO GO TO THE WATERS EDGE. I SAY TO MY HUSBAND. MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST STAY HERE AND SEE IF HE OR SHE COMES OUT. NOPE HE SAYS. WE NEED TO GET GOING... I REALLY WAS TORN WHETHER TO STAY OR GO...BOTH SOUNDED EXCITING TO ME. MY HUSBAND PERSUADES ME TO GO... HE SAYS.. LOOK JUST THINK OF ALL THE PEOPLE WATCHING YOU COULD DO. YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MAY SEE AND HAVE TO WRITE ON YOUR BLOG PAGE. I GET READY AND OFF WE GO...  Convertible WE HAD A SIMPLY WONDERFUL DAY. WE HEADED HOME. THE DAY WAS SUNNY AND THE WATER GRAND. WE HAD A NICE LONDON BROIL TO THROW ON THE GRILL WHEN WE GOT HOME. IT WAS ABOUT 4PM AND WE WERE SITTING OUT BACK JUST CHATTING AND WAITING FOR THE STEAK TO COOK. WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I HEAR A DOOR SLAM SHUT. A CAR DOOR. I STAND STRAIGHT UP AND LOOK OVER TO THE ADAMS FAMILY HOUSE. EUREKA!!!!! IT'S HIM... MY HUSBAND LOOKS OVER AND CONFIRMS THIS ALSO.. NOW MY HEART IS RACING AND I FEEL MY LEGS MOVING. I MAKE IT HALF WAY UP THE HILL OF MY YARD AND IN THE HOUSE SOMEONE GOES. DAMN IT ALL.... I TURN AROUND AND HEAD BACK OVER TO THE CHAIR AND MY SPILLED BEER.(I JUMPED UP SO FAST I KNOCKED IT OVER)WHAT A WASTE OF BEER.

NOW, I HEAR MR.THONG,GUY BOOB CALL HER NAME OUT. NOTHING COMES BACK.. HE CALLS HER AGAIN. I HEAR AND MY HUSBAND HEARS "WHAT DO YOU WANT?' SHE SOUNDED REALLY ANNOYED. I LOOK AT MY HUSBAND HE LOOKS AT ME AND WE BOTH SAY... SHE'S ALIVE.....!!!!!!! OR IS SHE. WE STILL HAVE NOT SEEN HER.

WELL, THAT'S IT FOR TONIGHT. I GOTTA GO NOW. I WILL PUT THE NEXT PART ON SOON...ISN'T THIS EXCITING!

TINKS THINKS I SHOULD JUST END IT NOW. BUT, WHAT FUN IS THAT. STAY TUNED AND FIND OUT IF SHE IS OR IS NOT ALIVE....YOU MAY BE SURPRIZED.

SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU ALL. THANKS FOR HANGING IN THERE. IF I KEEP WRITING THIS WILL BE A NOVEL OF A PAGE. SO I GOTTA BREAK IT UP. I DON'T WANT YOU ALL TO GET EYE STRAIN..LOL... SMILES AND GIGGLES....HAZELEYES.....





Aug 4, 2005 at 23:26 o\clock

MY UPDATE ON THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE

Mood: FINALLY COOL AND CALM
Listening to: THE AIRCONDITIONER

 Are You There?NOW LET'S START OUT WITH I AM MUCH CALMER TODAY THEN THE OTHER DAY. BEING NOTHING HAS GONE WRONG YET. LET'S CROSS OUR FINGERS AND MAKE TINK HOLD BACK ANY MEAN BLOGIGO SPELLS ON MY ENTRY.

OKAY SO HERE I GET UP AND CHECK MY EMAILS AND LOOK AROUND FOR A WHILE. THEN IT'S TIME TO GET ANOTHER CUP OF COFFEE. SO , I SIT THERE DRINKING MY COFFEE AND READING BLOGS AND MUNCHING ON A BANANA. NEED THE POTASIUM. HA HA... ANY WAY. AFTER A WHILE I DECIDE IT IS TIME TO DO THE WASH AND HANG IT OUTSIDE. IT WAS A NICE DAY. NOW EVERYTIME I HANG THE WASH OUTSIDE SOMETHING OF INTEREST CATCHES MY EYE. SO, I TRYED NOT TO BE NOSEY. YEAH RIGHT. THAT'S LIKE TELLING ME NOT TO BREATH. ANYWAY, I SAID TRYED. I NOTICED THAT MY NEIGHBOR WAS HOME. HIS WIFES CAR APPEARED IN THE DRIVEWAY. NO SIGN OF HER NOR HIM...HMMMMMMMM....

I GET TO THINKING IS THIS THE DAY I WILL MUSTER UP THE NERVE TO GO OVER TO THE ADAMS FAIMLY HOUSE. COULD THIS BE MY BIG CHANCE.,? WELL, OF COURSE ME BEING THE SNOOPY SNIFFER I RAN IN THE HOUSE AND UP TO THE SECOND FLOOR OF MY HOUSE. HERE I AM PEERING THOUGH THE BLINDS TO SEE IF I SEE HER OR HIM... NOTHING.. SO, I SAY TO MYSELF.SELF: GET YOUR HAPPY LITTLE ASS OUTSIDE AND FEED THE BIRDS.. OKAY... I SAY TO MYSELF.

 SO OUT SIDE I GO... REAL SLOW PACE JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS ATTUIDE AND ALL. REALLY I JUST WANTED TO KNOCK ON HIS DOOR AND SAY OKAY WHERE IS SHE. THE CSI SHOW WANTS THE STORY FOR THEIR SHOW. COME ON FESS UP. WHERE DID YOU HIDE YOUR WIFE OR PARTS OF YOUR WIFE. BUT, I DID NOT. I WENT OVER TO THE BIRD PLACE AND FILLED MY FEEDERS AND PUT FRESH WATER IN THE BIRD BATH. AS I AM DOING THIS I AM STRECHING MY NECK AROUND THE BUSHES AND POKING MY HEAD THOUGH THE BUSHES TO SEE IF I COULD SPOT ANYTHING. ALL OF A SUDDEN. HE'S OUT SIDE.

NOW, I AM ALITTLE STARTLED. WOW... THERE HE IS WITH HIS GUY BOOBS AND SHORTS ON. NO THONG THAT DAY NOR BOXERS. BUT THE SITE OF THE UPPER PART WAS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU PUKE.. Vomit SORRY HAD TO SHARE...SO, HE TAKES HIS LAWN MOWER OUT AND WALKS IT ACROSS THE STREET. NOW, I AM THINK WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY. HE FILLS HIS LAWNMOWER WITH GAS AND PAYS AND WALKS IT ACROSS THE STREET AND BACK TO HIS HOUSE. NOW, I AM INSIDE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW OF MY KITCHEN TO SEE IF SHE IS AROUND. MY HUSBAND COMES DOWN FROM UPSTAIRS AND SAYS WHAT ARE YA DOING? I REPLY BEING THE SNOOPY SNIFFER INVESTAGATOR.... HE'S OUT THERE MOWING THE PATHWAYS IN HIS YARD. IT WAS REALLY OVER GROWN SINCE HE WENT ON HIS 14 HOUR DRIVE AND THEN NEVER RETURNED FOR WEEKS.... MY HUSBAND ASKS IF I SAW THE WIFE. NOPE I SAID JUST THEIR CAT SITTING AND SUNNING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE. THE DOG I DID NOT SEE EITHER. PROBALBY GOT RID OF HIM ALONG WITH THE WIFE.

SO, HE FINISHES UP THE PATHWAYS THRU HIS YARD AND OUT FRONT AND DISAPPEARS. NEXT TIME I LOOK THE WIFES CAR IS GONE... SHIT, I SAY TO MYSELF. I MISSED HIM LEAVE. HOW COULD I... ????" OH WELL, LATER ON I COULD CHECK THINGS OUT WHEN HE RETURNS. HE NEVER COMES HOME THAT NIGHT...

IT WAS GETTING LATE SO OFF TO BED I WENT. THIS WAS AN ALL DAY EVENT FOR ME. I DID OTHER STUFF INBETWEEN BUT MY SITES WERE ON THE NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR... HEE HEE.

STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT PART.... I WANT TO PUBLISH THIS BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS ON ME LIKE MY DAMN NEIGHBOR DID. SO, HAPPY TRAILS AND SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU. HAZELEYES....I WILL RETURN WITH THE NEXT PART SOON... HANG ON TO YOUR HATS... TINK SAYS THAT THIS TIME IT SHOULD BE OKAY TO HIT THE PUBLISH BUTTON.. I HOPE SHE IS RIGHT... SMILES AND GIGGLES





Aug 1, 2005 at 02:40 o\clock

PISSED OFF BIG TIME.....AT AOL AND BLOGIGO

Mood: PISSED OFF TO KNOW END..
Listening to: MY HEART POUNDING IN MY CHEST

 Mean Grrr No IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF IT'S WHEN YOU SPEND 20 MINUTES TYPING AN ENTRY AND THEN YOU GO TO PUBLISH IT AND THE DAMN SYSTEM GOES HAYWIRE.....THIS HAS HAPPEN TO ME ONCE TO MANY TIMES...GROWLLLLL. I HAD THE UPDATE ON THE PINK GRANITE HEADSTONE AND AOL DECIDES TO GO ON VACATION OR SOMETHING... IF I SEE ERROR WEBSITE CAN NOT BE FOUND ONE MORE TIME I AM GONNA HAVE WHAT IS KNOWN AS COMPUTER RAGE...... Computer Smash NOW TAKE THAT YOU DAMN COMPUTER.....GHEEZZZ I AM SOOO PISSED OFF I CAN NOT TELL YA.... AOL SUCKS BIG TIME..... SORRY I AM HAVING A HISSY FIT.. I TELL YA TRUE JUST SOMETIMES I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE REALLY BAD AT AOL....GRRRRR...I COULDN'T GET ON MY BLOGIGO AT ALL FOR A WHILE. I HIT THE PUBLISH BAR AND NOTHING HAPPENED. I WAITED AND WAITED AND THE DAMN ERROR SCREEN CAME ON....SHIT PISS F__K!!!!!!!!! MADDER THEN HELL........WATCH OUT NOW....

OKAY I FEEL BETTER NOW... BUT THE STORY WILL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW. BECAUSE MY HEAD IS RAGING AND I MUST GET MY HAPPY ASS INTO BED AND TRY TO SLEEP. I HAVE TO BE TRAVELING BY 5 AM TO WORK... UP AT 4 DRIVING BY 5AM...DEER AND SHUNK, AND ALL KINDS OF CREATURES OF THE MORNING WILL BE OUT TO JUMP IN FRONT OF MY CAR. THEY DARE ME TO HIT THEM EVERY MORNING... SHIT HEADS...OH MY... I BETTER SIGN OFF...

SORRY BUT SOMETIMES I GET SOOOOO PISSED OFF... WELL, HAVE A NICE NIGHT.GOD KNOWS I AM NOT NOW.... IT'S JUST BECAUSE I HAD A NICE DAY... GOTTA RUIN IT SOME HOW... JUST CAN'T PLAY NICE WITH ME... SMILES AND GIGGLES ..HAZELEYES


TINK WENT INTO HIDING... OH MY... SHE WILL COME BACK WITH HAPPY FAIRY DUST FOR ME... SHE IS FAITHFUL....

SEE I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD RETURN... I HOPE SHE GIVES ME A DOSE OF HAPPY AND SLEEPY FAIRY DUST.....TAKE CARE. THANKS FOR POPPING IN....