Weblog of SLEEPYHAZELEYES

Mood: EXHAUSTED
Listening to: THE WHEEZING IN MY CHEST

 HELLO. COUGH, COUGH, SNEEZE SNEEZE, WHEEZ, WHEEZ!!!!! HOW DO YOU GET RELIEF FROM ALLERGYS? I HAVE TRYED EVERYTHING I CAN. I EVEN RIPPED UP MY CARPET IN THE BEDROOM. I AM TAKING ALLERGY MEDINCE AND AN ANTIBIOTIC. I WAS ALOUDED TO RETURN TO WORK ON TUESDAY BUT, FEEL MISRIBLE. MY NOSE WILL NOT STOP RUNNING AND I CAN NOT STOP COUGHING. I DEVOLOPED WHITE SPOTS IN THE BACK OF MY THOART AND MY EARS ARE SO PLUGGED UP YOU'D THINK I WAS DEAF. I GUESS ANOTHER VISIT TO THE DOCTOR IS IN ORDER. I AM SO SICK OF BEING SICK. ALL THE STUFF IS STILL WITH ME ALSO.

THE JOB ON THE 10TH FLOOR IS JUST SO STRANGE. WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO CONTROL OR TRY TO CONTROL OTHERS. MAN I WOULD LIKE TO KICK SOME BUTT.!!!!!!!!! THE ONE I NAMED THE WITCH IN MY LITTLE STORY SOME TIME AGO IS JUST A WICKED PERSON. I WONDER WHAT MAKE AND MODEL BROOM SHE RIDES? SHE IS SUCH A BROWN NOSER I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YA. SHE'D WALK OVER YOU IF YOU WERE LAYING ON THE GROUND DYING JUST TO GET WHERE YOU CAN'T. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BE DISMATLED AND REPROGAMED LIKE A COMPUTER OR YOUR CELL PHONE.  DID I SAY CELL PHONE?

I COULDN'T OF SAID CELL PHONE. I HATE MY CELL PHONE. IT HAS MORE BUGS AND ERROR NUMBERS THEN THERE ARE VERSE IN THE BIBLE. I SWEAR. I JUST HAD TO HAVE MY PHONE REPLACED BECAUSE THE "END" BUTTON WOULD NOT LET ME HANG UP. YOU'D HAVE TO PRESS THEN PRESS AGAIN AND HOLD YOUR BREATH IN HOPES IT WOULD HANG UP. IF IT DID NOT IT WOULD RUN YOUR BATTERY DOWN. MIND YOU I ONLY HAVE THIS NEW PHONE FOR 8 MONTHS AND HAVE HAD NOTHING BUT, NIGTHMARES AND DELIMAS WITH IT. I FINALLY HAD TO RETURN IT AND THEY REPLACED IT WITH ANOTHER RECONDITIONED PHONE. GOD FORBID THEY GIVE YOU A NEW PHONE. ALONG WITH THE NEW PHONE I HAD TO REPROGRAM EVERYTHING I HAD IN THE OLD ONE. WHICH I HAD ABOUT 10 MINUTES TO PUT ALL MY INFO ON MY HUSBANDS PHONE. I LOST PICTURES ETC... THE DARN THING HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN AND IT'S DETERMINED TO DRIVE ME UP A WALL AND DROP KICK ME DOWN A MOUNTAIN SIDE SOMEWHERE. GRRRRRRRRROWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD TO REMEMBER EVERYONES SONG THAT I PROGRAMED FOR THEM AND PUT THAT IN THEN THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS  AND THE RINGERS AND THE MAIL ONES AND BLAH BLAH BLAH......ANYWAY BEING I WAS SICK IT SLIGHTLY ENTERTAINED ME FOR AWHILE INBETWEEN COUGHING UP A LUNG AND WIPING MY NOSE . I HAVE BECOME VERY ATTACHED TO ICEPOPS. THE DOUBLE ONES.

I HAVE MASTERED EATING THEM WITHOUT A BOWL OR A NAPKIN. I CAN EAT ONE SIDE AWAY AND THEN HAVE A SINGLE ONE. SEE WHAT BEING SICK DOES FOR YA...? NOW THAT WAS A CHALLANGE BEING IT WAS SO HOT HERE AND IT MELTED AS FAST AS I GOT IT OUT OF THE FREEZER. I DON'T WATCH T.V. BECAUSE IT BORES ME TO DEATH. I WILL WATCH A MOVIE WHEN I AM SICK. SO, TALENTED AS I AM, I MASTERED POPSICLE EATING AND WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME. PRETTY GOOD HUH?

I ALSO GOT TO LOOK THOUGH MY MILLIONS OF MAGZINES THAT I JUST HAD TO HAVE BUT NEVER HAD TIME TO READ ALONG WITH THE BOOKCLUB I JOINED. SO I WAS ABLE TO MASTER THE ART OF FLIPPING THRU MAGZINES AND TAKING IN WHAT EVER CAUGHT MY FANCY. WHICH WAS NOT MUCH. I EVEN GOT TO MOVE SOME OF MY GREAT BOOKS THAT I GOT AND READ THE COVERS TO SEE WHY ON EARTH I ORDERED IT TWO YEARS AGO. I GOT JUST SO MUCH ACCOMPLISHED IN MY SICKNESS. NOW, I MUST GO AND DO THE SHOWER THING AND MAKE SOME SORT OF DINER AND GET READY TO GO TO WORK. I JUST HAVE TOMORROW AND I HAVE THE WEEKEND OFF UNLESS MY NURSE MANAGER MAKES ME MAKE IT UP THIS WEEKEND. I'LL JUST COUGH REAL CLOSE TO HER. I LOOK LIKE SUCH A HAG. MY EYES WATER AND TEARS COME STREAMING DOWN MY FACE, MY NOSE RUNS AND THEN I GAG. CUTE HUH.? I HOPE SHE SEE THIS LITTLE DISPLAY THAT HAPPENS SO I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE UP MY WEEKEND. ANYWAY YOU ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... ME...WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT: THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY?" HOPEFULLY I WILL RETURN THIS WEEKEND SOMETIME.  HAZELEYES  TODAY IS THURSDAY JUNE 16TH AND REMEMEBER SUNDAY IS FATHER'S DAY JUNE 19TH !!!!ANY WAY I MUST FLY NOW.....