Weblog of SLEEPYHAZELEYES

Jun 24, 2005 at 05:27 o\clock

WHAT'S UP WITH MY BLOGIGO

HALF OF MY LAST ENTRY IS MISSING. MY WEB SITE IS MESSED UP AGAIN.. I WILL RETURN AFTER I TAKE  TINK OFF AND TRY TO FIX IT AGAIN. I CAN'T FIND ANY OF MY COMMENTS OR HALF OF MY ENTRYS ARE MISSING... OH WELL, SUCH IS LIFE. SOMEONE IS HELPING ME OUT AGAIN...TRYING TO FIX IT. THANKS FOR BEING PATIENT. HAZELEYES

SAPPHIRE HELP!!!!!! I'LL DROP BY YOUR SITE SWEETY... SMILES AND GIGGLES TO YOU... :^}

Jun 24, 2005 at 05:22 o\clock

I JUST NEED TO VENT

Mood: SLEEPY
Listening to: MY DOG SNORING

 Road Rage HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN. PEOPLE REALLY AMAZE ME. SOMETIMES I AM ON MY WAY TO WORK OR COMING HOME SINGING TO A TUNE ON MY CD AND A DARN DRIVER COMES UP BEHIND ME AND HAS TO BE UP MY A##!!! WHY? I MUST ASK? WHAT THE F___!! DO THEY WANT ME TO DO? SPEED UP,SLOW DOWN, MOVE OVER.? I SWEAR HERE I AM JUST GOING THE DAMN SPEED LIMIT CAUSE I LEARNED MY LESSON NOT TO GO OVER IT. CAUSE THE SNEAKY POLICE CARS LEARK IN THE BUSHES AND UP ON THE HILL. SO , I TOODLE ALONG AT THE SPEED LIMIT NOT A MILE UNDER OR OVER. SO, HERE YOU ARE WITH A DOUBLE YELLOW LINE AND THIS ASS HOLE UP YOUR BUMPER. DO YOU 1. SPEED UP. 2. SLOW DOWN. 3. KEEP GOING YOUR SPEED LIMIT. 4. STEP ON THE BRAKES AND HOPE HE HITS YOU. 5. JUST F__K WITH HIS HEAD AND TAP THE BRAKES AND SLOW DOWN THEN SPEED UP.. EVERYDAY THIS HAPPENS. EVERYDAY IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS.  I HAVE HEARD OF ROAD RAGE. I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOR THE BIG CITIES AND BIG INTERSTATE HIGHWAYS AND THE LIKE. WELL, IT SEEMS IT IS ALSO ON THOSE LOVELY LITTLE COUNTRY ROADS YOU SEE ON CALENDERS OR NATIONAL GEOPHRAIC. YOU KNOW THE ONES WITH THE BIG FLUFFY CLOUDS AND THE NICE BIG FARMS WITH HORSES AND CHICKENS AND WILD DEER AND TURKEY.  HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU BE ON A ROAD AT 5AM AND THE SUN IS JUST COMING UP ON THE HORIZON AND THIS ONE ASSHOLE ALWAYS FINDS YOU. THERE ARE NO OTHER CARS IN SIGHT JUST THIS ONE THAT SEEMS TO HAVE JUST FELL OUT OF THE SKY TO GET YOUR GOAT. WHY???????? IT MAY BE ABOUT 5 MILES OR SO BEFORE THE DOUBLE YELLOW LINE TURNS INTO THE YELLOW DOTTEDLINE. WHEREAS SOON AS IT DOES YOU CAN REST ASURE THAT THAT ASSHOLE WILL SPEED BY YOU AND FLIP YOU THE BIRD... NOW WHERE I LIVE YOU CAN HAVE A HUNTING RIFLE AS LONG AS YOU CAN SEE IT IN THE VECHILE. WHY IS IT EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS IT IS A TRUCK WITH THEIR TRUSTY LITTLE RIFFLE RIGHT THERE .  IT IS ALWAYS SOME MAN IN A RUSH TO GET TO NOWHERE FASTER THEN YOU ARE ALLOWED TO GO.. I WILL NOT PAY ANOTHER SPEEDING TICKET NOR WILL I MOVE MY ASS OUT OF THEIR WAY FOR NOTHING ANYMORE. THEY LOVE TO FLASH THE BRIGHTS AT YOU AND FLIP YOU THE BIRD... WELL, GOOD LUCK I HOPE THE  NEXT STATE TROOPER GETS YOU ASSHOLE... JUST THE OTHER WEEK ONE OF THESE IDIOTS DECIDED TO PASS A CAR THAT I GUESS HE THOUGHT WAS GOING TO SLOW AND AS HE DID A TRACTOR TRAILER HIT HIS CAR HEAD ON AND THE GUY DIED. WELL, WHERE EVER HE WAS IN SUCH A RUSH TO GO HE NEVER MADE IT. HOW ON EARTH COULD HE NOT SEE THE TRACTOR TRAILER ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS HE DECIDED TO PASS THIS OTHER CAR.. NO ONE CAN FIGURE IT OUT.. YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO WATCH OUT FOR ON THESE COUNTRY ROADS IN THE WEE HOURS DRIVING TO WORK. DEER,SHUNK,RABBITS, WILD TURKEY.PHEASANTS,GEESEE,DUCKS AND WHAT EVER ELSE DECIDES TO CROSS THE STREET. EVEN SNAPPING TURTLES. GHEEEZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELL, ANYWAY I AM OFF TOMORROW FRIDAY. I HAVE TO WORK ON THE WEEKEND. I AM SO TIRED AND POOPED OUT FROM BEING SICK AND NOT REALLY GETTING THE REST I NEED. SO, I WILL TRY TO REST UP TOMORROW SO I CAN GO TO THE CRAZY 10TH FLOORTHIS WEEKEND AND ALL THE MELADRAMA ANYONE COULD POSSIABLY DREAM OF. WHAT A PLACE. THE 10TH FLOOR. THE DILEMAS THAT PEOPLE GET THEMSELVES INTO IS ASTONISHING. IT IS TRULEY A PLACE THAT SHOULD BE A TELEVISION SHOW OR SOAP OPERA. I WISH I COULD KEEP UP WITH IT ALL AND TRULEY WRITE A BOOK. IT WOULD HIT THE BEST SELLER LIST. IF I DID NOT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING OTHER THEN GO THERE (WORK) AND COME HOME I PROBALY WOULD BE ABLE TO WRITE IT CAUSE THAT WOULD BE MY MISSION IN LIFE.
GOOD NIGHT...( GIFT FROM HENRY....) HAZELEYES


Jun 19, 2005 at 16:46 o\clock

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

 Father's Day 2  JUST WANTED TO WISH ALL THE FATHERS OUT THERE A HAPPY FATHERS DAY.....SMILE  Hello

 

HENRY, THIS IS TO YOU. I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY. RELAX AND PUT YOUR FEET UP... HAVE A FEW COOL BEERS FOR ME.. I HOPE YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING FUN.. SMILES AND GIGGLES......HAZELEYES.......................................... THANKS AGAIN :^}

LOOKS GOOD HUH? THANKS HENRY....





Jun 16, 2005 at 23:08 o\clock

THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY?????????????????????????????

Mood: EXHAUSTED
Listening to: THE WHEEZING IN MY CHEST

 HELLO. COUGH, COUGH, SNEEZE SNEEZE, WHEEZ, WHEEZ!!!!! HOW DO YOU GET RELIEF FROM ALLERGYS? I HAVE TRYED EVERYTHING I CAN. I EVEN RIPPED UP MY CARPET IN THE BEDROOM. I AM TAKING ALLERGY MEDINCE AND AN ANTIBIOTIC. I WAS ALOUDED TO RETURN TO WORK ON TUESDAY BUT, FEEL MISRIBLE. MY NOSE WILL NOT STOP RUNNING AND I CAN NOT STOP COUGHING. I DEVOLOPED WHITE SPOTS IN THE BACK OF MY THOART AND MY EARS ARE SO PLUGGED UP YOU'D THINK I WAS DEAF. I GUESS ANOTHER VISIT TO THE DOCTOR IS IN ORDER. I AM SO SICK OF BEING SICK. ALL THE STUFF IS STILL WITH ME ALSO.

THE JOB ON THE 10TH FLOOR IS JUST SO STRANGE. WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE TO CONTROL OR TRY TO CONTROL OTHERS. MAN I WOULD LIKE TO KICK SOME BUTT.!!!!!!!!! THE ONE I NAMED THE WITCH IN MY LITTLE STORY SOME TIME AGO IS JUST A WICKED PERSON. I WONDER WHAT MAKE AND MODEL BROOM SHE RIDES? SHE IS SUCH A BROWN NOSER I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YA. SHE'D WALK OVER YOU IF YOU WERE LAYING ON THE GROUND DYING JUST TO GET WHERE YOU CAN'T. SOME PEOPLE SHOULD BE DISMATLED AND REPROGAMED LIKE A COMPUTER OR YOUR CELL PHONE.  DID I SAY CELL PHONE?

I COULDN'T OF SAID CELL PHONE. I HATE MY CELL PHONE. IT HAS MORE BUGS AND ERROR NUMBERS THEN THERE ARE VERSE IN THE BIBLE. I SWEAR. I JUST HAD TO HAVE MY PHONE REPLACED BECAUSE THE "END" BUTTON WOULD NOT LET ME HANG UP. YOU'D HAVE TO PRESS THEN PRESS AGAIN AND HOLD YOUR BREATH IN HOPES IT WOULD HANG UP. IF IT DID NOT IT WOULD RUN YOUR BATTERY DOWN. MIND YOU I ONLY HAVE THIS NEW PHONE FOR 8 MONTHS AND HAVE HAD NOTHING BUT, NIGTHMARES AND DELIMAS WITH IT. I FINALLY HAD TO RETURN IT AND THEY REPLACED IT WITH ANOTHER RECONDITIONED PHONE. GOD FORBID THEY GIVE YOU A NEW PHONE. ALONG WITH THE NEW PHONE I HAD TO REPROGRAM EVERYTHING I HAD IN THE OLD ONE. WHICH I HAD ABOUT 10 MINUTES TO PUT ALL MY INFO ON MY HUSBANDS PHONE. I LOST PICTURES ETC... THE DARN THING HAS A MIND OF IT'S OWN AND IT'S DETERMINED TO DRIVE ME UP A WALL AND DROP KICK ME DOWN A MOUNTAIN SIDE SOMEWHERE. GRRRRRRRRROWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAD TO REMEMBER EVERYONES SONG THAT I PROGRAMED FOR THEM AND PUT THAT IN THEN THE TELEPHONE NUMBERS  AND THE RINGERS AND THE MAIL ONES AND BLAH BLAH BLAH......ANYWAY BEING I WAS SICK IT SLIGHTLY ENTERTAINED ME FOR AWHILE INBETWEEN COUGHING UP A LUNG AND WIPING MY NOSE . I HAVE BECOME VERY ATTACHED TO ICEPOPS. THE DOUBLE ONES.

I HAVE MASTERED EATING THEM WITHOUT A BOWL OR A NAPKIN. I CAN EAT ONE SIDE AWAY AND THEN HAVE A SINGLE ONE. SEE WHAT BEING SICK DOES FOR YA...? NOW THAT WAS A CHALLANGE BEING IT WAS SO HOT HERE AND IT MELTED AS FAST AS I GOT IT OUT OF THE FREEZER. I DON'T WATCH T.V. BECAUSE IT BORES ME TO DEATH. I WILL WATCH A MOVIE WHEN I AM SICK. SO, TALENTED AS I AM, I MASTERED POPSICLE EATING AND WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE SAME TIME. PRETTY GOOD HUH?

I ALSO GOT TO LOOK THOUGH MY MILLIONS OF MAGZINES THAT I JUST HAD TO HAVE BUT NEVER HAD TIME TO READ ALONG WITH THE BOOKCLUB I JOINED. SO I WAS ABLE TO MASTER THE ART OF FLIPPING THRU MAGZINES AND TAKING IN WHAT EVER CAUGHT MY FANCY. WHICH WAS NOT MUCH. I EVEN GOT TO MOVE SOME OF MY GREAT BOOKS THAT I GOT AND READ THE COVERS TO SEE WHY ON EARTH I ORDERED IT TWO YEARS AGO. I GOT JUST SO MUCH ACCOMPLISHED IN MY SICKNESS. NOW, I MUST GO AND DO THE SHOWER THING AND MAKE SOME SORT OF DINER AND GET READY TO GO TO WORK. I JUST HAVE TOMORROW AND I HAVE THE WEEKEND OFF UNLESS MY NURSE MANAGER MAKES ME MAKE IT UP THIS WEEKEND. I'LL JUST COUGH REAL CLOSE TO HER. I LOOK LIKE SUCH A HAG. MY EYES WATER AND TEARS COME STREAMING DOWN MY FACE, MY NOSE RUNS AND THEN I GAG. CUTE HUH.? I HOPE SHE SEE THIS LITTLE DISPLAY THAT HAPPENS SO I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE UP MY WEEKEND. ANYWAY YOU ALL HAVE A NICE DAY... ME...WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT: THEY SHOOT HORSES DON'T THEY?" HOPEFULLY I WILL RETURN THIS WEEKEND SOMETIME.  HAZELEYES  TODAY IS THURSDAY JUNE 16TH AND REMEMEBER SUNDAY IS FATHER'S DAY JUNE 19TH !!!!ANY WAY I MUST FLY NOW.....

Jun 13, 2005 at 04:14 o\clock

TINK WILL RETURN SHORTLY.. HAD TO MAKE SOME ADJUSTMENTS.

Mood: TIRED AND SLEEPY
Listening to: THE BUZZ OF THE AIR CONDITIONER

HELLO, I HAD TO PUT MY WEBLOG BACK THE WAY IT WAS. I THINK I MESSED UP. WE WILL GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY SOON. I REALLY LOVE TINK AND HER NEW HOME WITH THE BUTTERFLY AND FROG ON THE STUMP OF THE TREE ETC.. SOMETHING HAPPENED WHERE OTHER THINGS CHANGED AND SOMETHINGS DISAPPEARED. SO WE DECIDED TO TRY TO FIX IT. FIRST, BY STARTING OVER WITH MY ORINGANIL LAYOUT. HOPEFULLY, BETWEEN THE BOTH OF US WE CAN FIX WHATEVER HAPPENED.

KNOWING ME I MESSED IT UP SOME HOW. WELL, WE WILL SEE IF WE CAN FIX TINK AND HER PAGE.

I HAVE BEEN HOME SICK NOW FOR 3DAYS. TOMORROW IS MY REGULAR DAY OFF FOR THIS WEEK. HOPEFULLY, BY TUESDAY I WILL BE FINE ENOUGH TO RETURN. THIS WAS MY WEEKEND TO WORK. BUT, I REQUESTED SATURDAY OFF. I HAD FRIDAY OFF ALREADY. I NEEDED TWO DAYS IN A ROW TO DO WHAT I NEEDED TO DO. ANYWAY. ON FRIDAY I ENDED UP AT THE ER AND GOT MEDICINE. I HAVE SWOLLEN GLANDS, BRONCITIS AND MY ASTHSMA IS REAL BAD. SO, NEEDLESS TO SAY I HAD TO CALL IN FOR TODAY WHICH IS SUNDAY. I HOPE I DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE UP MY WEEKEND NOW. I AM SICK .... I HAVE BEEN LIVING ON ICE POPS AND WATER. I GET THESE REAL BAD COUGHING FITS THAT MAKE IT HARD TO BREATH SO OUT COMES MY EMERGENCY INHALER. YIKES.... TRY BREATHING IN THAT STUFF WHEN YOU ARE COUGHING AND CAN'T BREATH. IT IS A FEAT IN ITSELF. I ALSO HAVE THOSE DARN ALLERGYS. WE HAD TO HOOK UP THE AIR CONDITIONER AND TEAR UP THE CARPET IN OUR BEDROOM. NOW WE HAVE A HARDWOOD FLOOR INSTEAD OF CARPET. I'D RATHER THE CARPET. IT IS EASIER TO CARE FOR.

ENOUGH OF MY DRAMA. SO, IT HAS BEEN REALLY HOT HERE.  IT RAINED A FEW NIGHTS AGO AND DRYED UP JUST AS FAST. WE NEVER HAVE THIS HOT WEATHER IN JUNE. MAYBE THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST. IT HAS BEEN RELENTLESS. PEOPLE ARE IN THE STORES, LIKE HOME DEPOT,LOEWS AND THE LIKE FIGHTING OVER AIR CONDITIONERS. STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED. PEOPLE GET REAL CRANKY WHEN THEIR COMFORT ZONE IS DISTURBED I'LL TELL YA.  ME OR MY HUSBAND ARE USALLY OUT MOWING OUR LAWN TWICE A WEEK BECAUSE THIS IS WHEN WE GET ALOT OF RAIN AND THINGS GROW FAST UP HERE. NOW, I HAVE TO GO OUT AND WATER EVERYDAY. MY FLOWERS THAT ARE TRYING SO HARD TO GROW AND FILL THE BIRD BATH UP. THE POOR BIRDS ARE SO HOT ALSO. THEY FIGHT AT THE BIRDBATH LIKE PEOPLE OVER AIR CONDITIONERS.

MY CAT IS DRAGGING HERSELF ACROSS THE FLOOR TRYING TO FIND A PLACE WHERE SHE IS NOT TO HOT. SHE STRECHES HERSELF OUT AS LONG AS SHE CAN THEN DIGS HER NAILS IN THE CARPET DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM,THEN SHE DRAGS HERSELF ALONG THE FLOOR. I DON'T KNOW WHY SHE JUST DON'T GO WHERE THE AC IS ON. OR IN THE BASEMENT. SHE'S A CAT AND CATS DO AS THEY PLEASE OR AT LEAST SHE DOES. OUR DOG IS JUST AS CRAZY. HE KEEPS MOVING ALL HIS TOYS INTO DIFFERENT ROOMS. THEY HAVE TO GO WHERE HE GOES. HE THINKS THE CAT WANTS HIS DUMBASS STUFF. IT WAS NEVER THE CAT . IT WAS OUR PARROT. HE WOULD JUMP DOWN OFF HIS CAGE AND WALK OVER TO HIS RAW HIDE STUFF AND PULL IT ACROSS THE FLOOR. IF THE DOG TRYED TO RETRIVE IT THE PARROT WOULD ATTACK HIS NOSE AND TAKE THE RAW HIDE TOY. OUR PARROT WOULD THEN PULL IT TO WHERE HE WANTED IT AND CHEW ON IT OR TRY LIKE HELL TO PULL IT UP INTO THE CAGE OR UP ON TOP OF HIS CAGE. HE WAS A RASCAL. WE HAD TO GIVE HIM A NEW HOME. THE PARROT. I THINK THE DOG WAS SO TRAMATIZED THAT NOW IF ANYTHING GOES NEAR HIS STUFF HE GETS CRAZY AND PLACES THEM WHERE HE THINKS THEY ARE SAFE. ANIMAILS ARE CRAZY. SO ARE HUMANS. OH WELL, I MUST GO AND TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP. I HOPE I DON'T COUGH UP A LUNG TONIGHT... PLEASANT THOUGHT HUH:"? SORRY. ANY WAY GOOD NIGHT TO ALL MY BLOGIGO FRIENDS. HAZELEYES

 

Jun 10, 2005 at 12:32 o\clock

HERE'S TINKS NEW HOME

Mood: HAPPY
Listening to: MY COFFEE MACHINE BREWING

WELL, HERE SHE IS. ISN'T TINKS HOME GLORIOUS?  I AM SO EXCITED TO SEE MY LITTLE FAIRY ON MY WEBLOG PAGE. SHE HAS HER NEW HOME. I MUST GIVE ALL THE CREDIT TO A WONDERFUL PERSON WHO TOOK THE TIME AND EFFORT TO HELP ME FIGURE  OUT HOW TO DO THIS. SHE DID ALL THE HARD WORK ALL I HAD TO DO WAS COPY,PASTE AND ALL THAT JAZZ.

THANK YOU SAPPHIRE YOU ARE A DOLL. THANK YOU. YOU CAN GO TO HER WEBLOG ALSO. IT IS CALLED DRENCHED N WINE. THANK YOU. ALL THE CREDIT GOES TO SAPPHIRE. I AM JUST THE ONE WHO GOT TO USE WHAT SHE CREATED FOR MY TINK.

SO,I AM GOING TO GO NOW. ANYWAY IT LOOKS TO BE ANOTHER HOT ONE UP HERE. IT USALLY DOES NOT GET LIKE THIS UNTILL AUGUST HERE. YESTERDAY WAS 90 DEGREES. YIKES WHAT WILL TODAY BRING. IT DID RAIN AND THUNDER AND ALOT OF LIGHTING LAST NIGHT. BUT IT IS STILL HUMID AND VERY HOT. I AM OFF FROM WORK TODAY AND TOMORROW. I AM SICK THOUGH. SUCKS FOR ME. I STILL HAVE TO GO TO WORK ON SUNDAY. I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO IF THIS DOES NOT GO AWAY. BUT THEN I WOULD HAVE MONDAY OFF. I JUST DON'T WANT TO USE UP ALL MY PTO DAYS. I NEED THEM FOR JULY. ANYWAY I GOTTA GO NOW. TAKE A LOOK AT TINK. I AM SO EXCITED...HAZELEYES

Jun 10, 2005 at 03:42 o\clock

SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED

Mood: TIRED
Listening to: THUNDER IN THE DISTANCE.

 HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN. I DID MY LONG 4DAYS AT WORK AND NOW HAVE FRIDAY OFF. I ASKED FOR SATURDAY OFF EVEN THOUGH IT IS MY WEEKEND TO WORK. I AM JUST SO SICK OF BEING SICK AND TIRED OF BEING TIRED. LIFE CAN SUCK SOME TIMES. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

WORK ON THE 10TH FLOOR IS EVEN MORE CRAZY AS THE DAYS AND WEEKS ZOOM BY. ONE DAY THIS PERSON IS YOUR BEST FRIEND THE NEXT THEY WANT TO KILL YOU CAUSE SOMEONE TOLD THEM SOMETHING THAT YOU NEVER SAID OR DID. SO YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON. BY THE TIME YOU DO HALF THE FLOOR NOW IS MAD AT YOU. IT'S LIKE THAT KIDS GAME. TELEPHONE. I SWEAR PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES SOMETIMES.

THE WEATHER HAS BEEN SO HOT HERE. UNUSAL FOR US BEING WE LIVE UP NORTH. IT WAS 90 DEGREES TODAY. AND 190 DEGREES ON THE TENTH FLOOR. MY GOD. THE SWEAT NEVER STOPS. THE HEAT RISES ALL THE WAY TO WHERE WE WORK. AS YOU TAKE THE ELEVATOR DOWN YOU CAN FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. I HAVE A COLD/ALLERGIES. SO TODAY ONE OF THE NURSES SAID TO ME: YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE IF YOU ARE SICK. I SAID I HAVE ALLERGIES AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS ALL IT WAS. IF I CALLED IN THE NURSE MANANGER WOULD OF BEEN PISSED OFF AT ME. BEING SOME OTHER PEOPLE ALREADY CALLED IN. SHE TURNED AROUND TO ME AND SAID WELL, MY DEAR OUR NURSE MANAGER WOULD BE EVEN MORE PISSED OFF IF ALL OF OUR 40 REISEDENTS GOT SICK. MY LORD...WHY DIDN'T SHE SEND ME HOME? I WOULD OF GLADLY WENT HOME. I FELT MISREABLE ANYWAY. IT'S NOT LIKE I CAME IN TO INFECT THE WHOLE DAMN FLOOR. I HAVE ALLERGIES.DAMN IT. I SNEEZE AND MY EYES GET WATERY AND MY NOSE RUNS AND I LOSE MY VOICE. I TAKE MEDINCE FOR IT. ANYWAY, IT JUST PISSED ME OFF BECAUSE WE WHERE EATING LUNCH NOT EVEN UP ON THE FLOOR. SHE HAD TO MAKE HER COMMENT IN FRONT OF ALL THE OTHER EMPLOYEES. SHE'S SUCH A LITTLE BITCH. SHE'S THE ONE WHO IS AFTER ANY MAN IN A UNIFORM. SHE'S HOT TO TROT IF HE'S  1. A MAN 2. A MAN IN UNIFORM 3. IF HE MAKES EYE CONTACT. SHE'S THE ONE WHO WEARS THONGS THAT YOU CAN SEE THOUGH HER WHITE NURSING UNIFORM. IT IS SO DAMN TIGHT YOU WONDER HOW SHE EVEN WALKS OR MOVES.

ANYWAY WE GOT SOME RAIN THE OTHER DAY AND MY GARDENS JUST LOVED THE SHIT OUT OF IT. THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE RAINWATER THAT THE PLANTS LIKE. I WATER THEM EVERYDAY AND THEY NEVER GROW AS TALL LIKE AFTER A GOOD SOAKING RAIN. IT MUST HAVE MINERALS AND STUFF IN IT.

MY RIGHT EAR IS PLUGGED UP. I FEEL ALL LOPSIDED. LIKE I HAVE WATER IN IT. I GUESS FROM MY SINUS JUST RUNNING A MUCK.

I GAVE MY DOG A BATH AND HE'S ALL FLUFFY NOW. I HAD TO GET THAT HEARTWORM AND THE FLEA,TIC,AND MIQUOTO REPELLENT FOR HIM. IT WAS WELL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS FORM THE VET. NOW I GOTTA GET HIS  RABIES SHOT. DAMN HE'S MORE EXPENSIVE THEN RAISING CHILDERN. MY CAT GETS NOTHING CAUSE SHE IS AN INDOOR CAT. SHE LOVES TO RUN OUT THE BACK DOOR OR ANY DOOR FOR THAT MATTER. WHEN SHE FINALLY DOES GET OUT SHE STANDS THERE LIKE SHE JUST LANDED ON MARS AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO DO.

WELL, I MUST GO NOW AND CHECK MY E-MAILS. I HOPE I HAVE SOME NEWS ABOUT TINKS NEW HOME. ANYWAY, I WILL BE IN TOUCH. KEEP ON KEEPING.....HAZELEYES

Jun 7, 2005 at 03:18 o\clock

JUST ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE. YEAH RIGHT.

Mood: APPREHENSIVE
Listening to: THE THROBBING IN MY HEAD

WELL HERE I AM ONCE AGAIN. WHAT A DAY I HAD. SATURDAY WAS BAD ENOUGH. DON'T YOU THINK. IF YOU READ MY LAST ENTRY YOU WOULD THINK SO. WELL, TODAY IS MONDAY AND I DRAGGED MY ASS OUT OF BED AND DOWN THE STAIRS TO PREPARE FOR MY DAY. IT IS ABOUT 4:30 AM.

DO THE LUNCH THING, COFFEE IN HAND TOTE BAG FULL OF THE THINGS I NEED ALL DAY. WELL, I DID NOT LOOK TO MUCH BETTER WHEN I FINALLY ARRIVED AT WORK. STILL HAD THE BATTLEWOUNDS OF YARD WORK, MOSQUITO BITES AND THE HOLE IN MY LEG FROM THE ROCK THAT HIT ME WHILE I WAS MOWING. SO, HERE I AM MINDING MY OWN BUSSINESS WHEN I PULL A CART THRU A DOOR AND IT HAS A BROOM HANDLE STICKING UP RIGHT. WELL AS I DID SO THE HANDLE GOT CAUGHT ON THE DOOR FRAME AND SPRANG FORWARD WITH A THUD. THE THUD WAS THE BROOM HANDLE HITTING MY HEAD. I SAW STARS AND PLANETS AND LITTLE PINS OF LIGHT. WHEN I RELIAZED WHAT HAD HAPPENED I PUT MY HAND UP TO MY FOREHEAD AND SAID OUCH THAT HURT. I HAD A BUMP THE SIZE OF A GOLF BALL. I COULD NOT BELIEVE THAT NOW I LOOKED LIKE I HAD A THIRD EYE. I APPLYED ICE IN A LATEX GLOVE WHICH LOOKED VERY FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH.OF COURSE I HAD TO MAKE OUT AN INCIDENT REPORT. HOW FOOLISH DID I FEEL. NOT TOO. I SORT OF LAUGHED ABOUT IT. BUT, IT HURT LIKE HELL.  THE SWELLING IS DOWN NOW BUT MY HEAD HURTS AND IT IS BLACK AND BLUE. HOW COLORFUL CAN I GET. THE WHOLE IN MY LEG IS HEALING RATHER NICELY I MIGHT ADD. AS FAR AS THE BITES THEY ARE HANGING IN THERE AND ITCHING LIKE A BANCHEE. NOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH. OH NO....!!!!!!! NEXT I JAMMED MY THUMB SOMEHOW AND BLOOD WAS OOZING FROM THE BOTTOM PART OF MY NAIL. I RISED IT WITH COLD WATER AND APPLYED SOME CREAM THAT THEY HAD AT DESK AND A BANDAID. I DID NOT HAVE TO MAKE A REPORT ON THAT ONE. LET'S SEE, NEXT I FEEL THIS PAIN ON THE TOPS OF MY FEET AND THE HEEL OF ONE OF THEM. I WORE THESE SHOES THAT ARE REALLY CALLED BOAT SHOES TO WORK. THEY USALLY ARE VERY COMFORTABLE. NOT TODAY. WHEN , I GOT INTO MY CAR AT 2:30 PM I HAD TO TAKE THEM OFF. WHEN I DID SO I HAD THREE NICELY FORMED BLISTERS. ONE ON THE TOP OF EACH FOOT AND THE HEEL OF ONE FOOT. OH JOY OH BLISS... HOW COULD I BE  SO LUCKY. THEY ARE RAISED ABOUT HALF AND INCH OR SO. NOW , TOMORROW I HAVE NOT IDEA WHAT TO PUT ON MY FEET. I WILL OF COURSE PUT BANDAIDS ON THE BLISTERS THAT ARE  AT LEAST AN INCH LONG AND HALF INCH HIGH. THE QUARTER SIZE ONE IS ON MY HEEL. PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I THINK I NEED A VACATION FROM REALITY. MAYBE TO NEVERLAND WITH TINKERBELL. I NEED HER MAGIC FAIRY DUST . OH WHERE IS SHE WHEN YOU NEED HER. I FORGOT THAT WHEN I AWOKE THIS MORNING I HAD A BLAZING  SORE THOART. I COULD HARDLY SWALLOW. I HAD TO USE THOART LOZENGES ALL DAY LONG. AND IF I TRYED TO EAT ANYTHING IT HURT REALLY BAD. I WAS OUT THE DOOR BY 5AM AND CRUSING DOWN THE ROAD TO GO TO WORK. TRYING TO DRINK MY COFFEE TO HELP ME WAKE UP. I USALLY DON'T FULLY WAKE UP UNTIL MY BREAK AT 9 AM. I START WORK AT 5:30 OR SO. SO MY DAY WAS A LONG AND DANGEROUS ONE. WHO KNOW WHAT WILL BE TOMORROW. LET'S NOT THINK ABOUT IT. OKAY. MY HUSBAND SAID HE IS GOING TO WAKE ME EVERY HOUR TONIGHT. AT THAT RATE I MIGHT AS WELL STAY UP AND JUST DRIVE ASLEEP TO WORK IN THE MORNING.

WELL, THINGS ARE NOT LOOKING TO GOOD FOR THE EVENING. IT IS HOTTER THEN HADES HERE. THE SWEAT IS JUST POURING DOWN MY BACK. MUST HOP IN SHOWER AND GO TO BED. MAYBE , IT WILL BE BETTER TOMORROW.

THANKS FOR BEING HERE FOR THIS HAZARD TO HAPPEN. I AM TRUELY A HAZARD TO MYSELF THESE DAYS.  GOOD NIGHT.. HAZELEYES

Jun 5, 2005 at 03:34 o\clock

FRUSTRATED,DAZED AND CONFUSED

Mood: WAS FINE 2 HRS AGO.NOW JUST A LITTLE PISSED OFF
Listening to: THE CLENCHING OF MY TEETH AS THEY GRIND BACK AND FORTH

I AM SO TOTALLY FRUSTRATED RIGHT NOW. I HAVE TRYED THREE TIMES TO WRITE MY ENTRY. I WILL TRY ONE LAST TIME THEN IF IT DOES NOT WORK I WILL THROW THIS DAMN COMPUTER OUT THE WINDOW. THEN, I WILL STOMP IT UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF IT. COMPUTER RAGE IS WHAT I BELEIVE IT IS CALLED.

OKAY ON A HAPPIER NOTE SOME KIND PERSON HAS BEEN HELPING ME FIND TINK A NEW HOME ON MY WEBLOG. SHE HAS MADE TIME OUT OF HER HECTIC LIFE TO DESIGN A HOME FOR MY TINK. I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE WHAT THE END RESULT WILL BE. TINK WILL BE SPRINKLING FAIRY DUST ON ALL WHO READ OR STOP BYE MY WEBLOG. ALL THE CREDIT WILL GO TO THE PERSON WHO HAS INDEED ME A GREAT FAVOR. I AM REALLY COMPUTER ILLITERATE. I JOINED A HMTL CLASS TO LEARN COMPUTER STUFF. HA HA. WHAT A FREAKIN JOKE. IT IS LIKE EINSTEIN IS TRYING TO TEACH ME THE SQUARE ROOT OF SOME SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT HE WAS WORKING ON. THEY SAY IT IS SO EASY. OH MY FREAKIN GOD.. I AM HAVEING FLASH BACKS OF WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL AND HAD TO DO TESTS AND GET GRADED ON THEM. I REALLY HAVE SOME INSTRUCTOR WHO I CAN CHAT WITH AND HE GRADES MY TESTS AND GIVES ME HOMEWORK. I FOUND THIS CLASS ON LINE. WHY DO I TORTURE MYSELF SO.

ANYWAY WAS THE FIRST DAY OF MY WEEKEND OFF. SATURDAY. I STARTED OFF WITH COFFEE AND A BANANA.THEN CHECKED MY E-MAILS. TOOK MY SHOWER AND DID SOME WASH. I HAD ALOT OF ERRANDS TO RUN AROUND TOWN. WHEN THAT WAS ALL SAID AND DOWN. I RELIAZED THE LAWN HAD TO BE MOWED. AS I WAS DOING THE MOWING A ROCK FLEW UP AND HIT ME IN THE LEG. OUCH!!!BLOOD STARTED STREAMING DOWN AND I KEPT ON MOWING. NEXT THING WAS AS I PASSED A TREE I CUT MY ARM ON IT. MORE BLOOD . OH MY GOD. NOW FOR SOME REASON THIS YEAR IS THE YEAR OF THE MOSQUITO FOR ME. THEY HAVE NEVER BOTHERED ME. I COULD BE IN A SWARM OF THEM AND THEY WOULD GO AFTER MY HUSBAND,DOG OR ANYONE ELSE THAT WAS AROUND. NOT ME. I THINK THIS YEAR THEY DECIDED TO GO AFTER PEOPLE WITH THE RARE BLOOD TYPE. MINE HAPPENS TO BE A-. I SWEAR THEY COME FROM ALL OVER AND INVITE THEIR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES TO JOIN IN THEIR BLOOD FEST. I NOW HAVE BLOOD STREAMING DOWN MY LEG FROM THE ROCK A CUT ON MY ARM AND WELTS THE SIZE OF DIMES ALL OVER MY BODY. UNDER MY CHIN, NECK, LEGS, ARMS YOU NAME IT THEY FOUND IT. I LOOK LIKE I JUST CAME OUT OF THE JUNGLE WITH THE CROCODILE HUNTER. ONLY I DID NOT WRESTLE ANY ALLIGATORS. I AM SURPRIZED I DO NOT HAVE LEECHS ATTACHED TO MY BODY AND MUD IN MY HAIR. I CAN ONLY HOPE THAT BY MONDAY WHEN I RETURN TO WORK I LOOK A HELL OF ALOT BETTER. I LOOK LIKE I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS THAT DID SOME CRAZY WEIRD SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT.

I MUST GO NOW I RENTED A MOVIE CALLED"FINDING NEVERLAND" HOW APROPO. GET IT. NEVERLAND, TINKERBELL PETER PAN. MY MIDDLE DAUGHTER ALWAYS LOVED PETER PAN CAUSE HE COULD FLY. I ALWAYS LOVE TINKERBELL. SOON TINK WILL BE SPRINKLING HER FAIRY DUST ON ALL WHO COME BY MY WEBLOG. I CAN ONLY HOPE NOTHING ELSE HAPPENS TODAY. BYE THE WAY I DON'T REMEMBER IF I SAID AT THE BEGINING THAT THIS IS THE 4TH OR 3RD TIME I HAVE WRITTEN THIS FREAKIN THING. MY LUCK SUCKS TODAY. IT CAN ONLY GET WORSE BEFORE IT GETS BETTER. I HOPE. WELL, I MUST GO NOW. HAVE A GOOD EVENING. IF I SURVIVE TONIGHT, I WILL TRY AND WRITE AGAIN ON SUNDAY. HAVE A GREAT DAY IF I DON'T GET BACK TOMORROW.HAZELEYES