RockPlanet's Mystery Science Theater

Jul 11, 2006 at 00:50 o\clock

1st Bent Law of Physics

Mood: Introspective
Listening to: My ears ringing

postamble(); 1st Law

The first law of anything dealing with humans is to always post a disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER:

I declare no liability for anyone using any information found on this blog site AND further reserve the right to post theoretical information which may or may NOT be provable.

Now that that is out of the way, let's get started.

OK, to start with, I love physics and have studied it in college, at home, in magazines and definitely at work. I do NOT have an accredited degree, but I have a lot of insight. I also welcome anyone to challenge my theories as long as they can present a valid chain of logic to their contradiction or, conversely, post a valid supplement or conclusion to my theories using a logical chain of thought.

1sT LAW OF "BENT" PHYSICS

Here it is, plain and simple:

All things in the known universe are made up of electromagnetic energy accumulated in various forms of energy state. This includes light (photons), matter (atoms, protons, nuetrons, electrons and there sub-atomic parts), radio waves and all of its subsets (from infrared "heat" to supercharge cosmic rays, the rainbow and everything broadcast from radio and TV to nuetron stars).

2nD LAW OF "BENT" PHYSICS

Gravity is the only other force in our universe. (Later discussions will hopefully disclose gravity as actually a universal part of all 11dimensions  based on "string theory" actually being true.)

POSTULATE ONE

Matter is created when gravity and electromagnetic waves are "bonded." You could look at this bonding in the same way as a two-component epoxy glue except on a much more exotic level. The end conclusion is that the more gravity and electromagnetic forces can be "bonded" into a singular space, the "heavier" the singularity becomes. This bonding only takes place in thermonuclear furnaces such as our Sun, Quasars, Big Bang source points (yes, I believe it is a plural nto a singular event) and even thermonuclear hydrogen-type bombs.

Observation 1:

This simple formula provides a complete and uniform means to associate gravity and mass/energy in our known universe. It can further be used to dictate the potential for all the nuclear forces, weak or strong. There is one further detail:

OVERSIGHT ONE:

Note: only pure science can be exact and this is all logical speculation, so it is always wise to state the overlooked realities as well. Hence, my new addition to science rule titles, The Oversight.

The combining force which holds the "electrical pole"
 and "magnetic pole" in an electromagnetic wave is not accounted for here. However we could make reasonable assumptions as to why they are bonded if we try. Here's my theorem; please post yours as well!

The electric and magnetic poles of an electromagnetic wave (EMW) are held together by a (heretofore undefined) force that I shall call "emagtricity" which reacts with gravity when extreme external energy is applied to the singular point. Emagtricity is found only at the point where the electric field transforms into the magnetic field and vice versa.

And just to make things more complicated, emagtricity can only be measured in the 11th dimension. OK, I just made this up. but has anyone ever seen anything discussing the actual conversion point of a magnet's field into an electron flow? I didn't think so; just a lot of neat experiments with a nail, wire and a magnet and better, like acceleratrons. Anyway, this point would be similar to that of where the matchstick ends and the flame begins. If you look, you'll see a clear area where there appears to be nothing but we all know its really just the vapors from the match which haven't found any oxygen atoms to burn with yet.

Hmmm, is gravity to an EMW in a nuclear furnace like oxygen to a carbon atom in a heated flame? That should be enough to think about for this lifetime.....

Next entry: WHY WE ARE ALL PSYCHIC! (Just some are better at it than others.)


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