Stupid Footballers
While Berlin are hanging in there for a UEFA Cup position next year their Bundesliga aspirations are starting to take a bit of a dent. Their main striker is this guy Marcelinho, he is Brazilian. I understand that people in Brazil are poor, but you’d think they could afford 2 names, apparently not. Anyway this guy aint a bad striker but he’s not the smartest guy in the class. He used to get in trouble a lot because he had 16 assorted hangers on living in his house! He finally ordered them all back to Brazil and then he started making mystery trips to Brazil on a twice weekly basis, this went on for a while and to this day noone is really sure exactly what was going on. But the piece de resistance came last week. In an effort to show how much he loved Germany he decided to dye his hair into the colours of the German flag, unfortunately he didn’t know what they were and apparently neither did the hair stylist he employed to do it, as he ended up with hair sporting the flag colours of Belgium not Germany! Footballers, why do we pay idiots so much money to kick a ball around?
