Sane Man Shortage. Please send more.
I should probably contact The World Book because I think I've broken the record for "longest time being single."
Nobody's even around. This isn't even a dry spell, this is a fucking famine. Where the hell are the men at? (the sane men)
I don't know what I'm saying, I'm too tired to think about this right now.

There are no sane, intelligent, available men. Oh, and to answer your question from way back - I\'m in my 30s.
I live in a small town, so there really aren\'t many options! Maybe I should try internet dating! Ha-Ha. Yeah, I\'d probably end up head-less at the bottom of a river! Ha-Ha!
Anyway... I\'m glad your back!
I\'ve tried internet dating - the morons go on there too. So I figure there are no intelligent, sincere, interesting men out there.