Planet Nergeedor

At  about five o'clock this morning I walked into the hallway and saw an albino frog. It had the nerve to look at me like I wasn't supposed to be there. I went to get a box to catch it in but it was gone when I returned. I've caught several albino frogs in here, but they were dime sized. This one was the size of my hand. I hope he hops his big ass right out of the fucking window.

 

Things I'd say if I met ...

 

God - 'Can we not review October 2000?' and 'So I was a big April Fool's joke. Good one!'

 

Hitler - 'The blonde hair dye is on isle 3.'

 

My Guardian Angel - " Where in the hell have you been?"

 

Vin Diesel - " You have an odd definition of the word 'soon' don't ya?"

 

President Bush - ' Interesting, but no...'

 

Mariah Carey - " You're very strong. I would have slapped that bitch in the face."

 

Rainbow Sun Franks - I'd like to taste the rainbow (not that way! get your minds out of the gutter perverts!)

 

Rob Thomas - "I would have flattened that chick tires, If I had to walk three miles, so would she."

 

Nelly - 'What about the chicks with watermelon, pancakes,  waffle  bottoms?'

 

My future husband - " Nice of you to finally show up. Took you long enough"

 

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I said the following people were sexy and I was called crazy and told that I needed serious help.

 

Ryu Hayabusa

 

Lt. Ford, after the feeding (all I said was that his fucked up eye was sexy! And people call me crazy...)

 

Riddick (you can't beat a man who can shut the fuck up)!

 

The Predator on Alien Vs' predator (I loved his little dread locks)!

 

A sims character I created named P. Shitter

 

The First Wraith (I don't think that's spelled right)

 

Freddy Krueger (What? he has a great sense of humor!)