I don't know why my mind went there, honest! Ha-Ha!
OH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! Ha-Ha...I don't know why my mind went there, I swear I don't, but I said it before I could stop myself. I think I might have been confused at the moment. Ha-Ha, so this is what happened...
We're in the car and I see a sign on the road side that says "A Christmas Story. 'When He Came.' Dec. 12th at _____ Church, blah, blah"
me: What the hell? Is that a porno about Jesus? Bunch of perverts.
driver: (almost runs off the road) They're talking about when he was born, nut case
me: oh, oh yeah, that's right, but they should have worded it differently
driver: well, most people wouldn't think that, just you
me: well hell, I didn't write the sign, what was I supposed to think?
