Too lazy today
You know what's weird? The past three episodes of this one show has had comments that I made on my blog on it! (I know they didn't get that from my blog because it takes like six months to make one episode, that's not what i'm saying...) I guess there are people on the planet who think the way I think. I sure did learn that from reading other people's blogs. There's a planet full of nuts YEAH!
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So as you know I'm not exactly in the Christmas spirit, so here's the Carol I've been walking around singing
Shit Bells shit, are you shtting? In the shit, shit is glistening, shitting along, shitting a song, shitting in the shitty shit land. (Aren't I just a ray of sunshine?Ha-Ha)... if you don't know here are the correct lyrics: "Sleigh Bells ring, are you listening, in the land, snow is glistening, walking along singing a song, walking in a winter wonder land" by someone other than me, don't know who though
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It's funny, the media was calling Cameron Diaz "America's Sweetheart," then she hemmed up those paparazzi and now they wont touch her with a ten foot pole! Ha-Ha. Don't worry about girl! If they roll up on you again, make a repeat of history!... Who comes up with this stuff anyway? Now Jennifer (Somebody?) is "America's Sweetheart"...then they have the sexist man alive, which really means "the male actor who made the most money and was gossiped about the most during that year"... I don't read magazines, I don't watch entertainment shows, so how do I hear about all of this stuff? That's right, on the freaking news (that's why I rarely watch it)! People are stupid! Ha-Ha.
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I know that during this time of year the suicide rates go up. What I want to know is, Do the homicide rates go up? 'Cause I'd like to take out a few relatives... You know you were thinking the same thing! Ha-Ha! Why is it that relatives have the ability to make a sane person complete insane in a matter of seconds? ... I wouldn't ever kill anyone though. Death ends suffering, so it's not really revenge if the people don't suffer right? Ha-Ha ... okay, it's all in good fun so don't go and call the cops or anything. I'm just kidding around.
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I've had the same eye doc. since I was 8. And I swear every time I go see him, I just start giggling and you know what I realized today? He reminds me of Cary Grant! He has the same mannerisms, and everything. (If you don't know I absolutely adore Cary Grant, he's my favorite actor and every time he comes on the screen I start giggling, because I have a flash back of all of the faces he makes! I even came up for a name of something that a lot of actors do. You know when they raise one eye brow...well, actors other than Cary Grant did it, but he did it the best so I call it 'The Grant Brow")... You have no clue as to what I'm talking about, do you? Well, join the club, 'cause you ain't the first! I don't know what I'm saying half of the time! Ha-Ha.
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Well hell, I guess it's over now. Nothing left to say!
